Hello there, fellow people of MarioKart64.com.


'Tis I, Vladimir Putin MKWii. It was my pleasure to find that my good friend, Adolf Hitler MKW, hath claimed responsibility for the 2023 annual Rape of Wiimmfi. While I was initially pleased to hear of these news, I, upon further research, found a few fallacious points which I simply must correct.

Adolf Hitler MKW and Alaktorn did, in fact, land in the Twin Towers of Wiimmfi. However, I was the one to hit the Pentagon. It is my pleasure to announce that I, Vladimir Putin MKWii, am fully and solely responsible for the 40-minute assault on the Wiimmfi player base.


cya later faggots, and 'til next time,
Stay cool, stay in school, and smoke crack.

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin MKWii
President of the Russian Federation
Rapist of the Wiimmfi Pentagon

Hello Mr. Putin,

I'm glad to see you were able to successfully pull off your special military operation on the Wiimmfi servers! I want to clarify that I never intended to take credit for your wonderful work annexing everyone's wii for 40 minutes and only claim any involvement with the earlier hacks. Your work is greatly appreciated while myself and my trusted general Alaktorn work on our final solution to the Wiimmfi question! Please reach out if you'd like to work together in the future, you know where to reach me

Adolf Hitler MKW