Mario Kart MB - I got caught cheating.

Groggy Ex Member	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #25 - 03/11/19 at 20:42:26 I logged in just so I can say that these types of stunts are why everyone should treat Mario Kart Wii like the joke that it really is.
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Etch sage Offline 3.0+1.0=CUTE 6964 time runner-up	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #26 - 03/11/19 at 20:57:09 JawsTheShark wrote on 10/29/17 at 09:15:16: "Popular with Cheaters" title, listed by "Mario Kart Wii" section of this website may be the most accurate phrase stated.
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Colvin Ex Member	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #27 - 03/11/19 at 21:20:39 BlueYup wrote on 03/11/19 at 20:42:26: I logged in just so I can say that these types of stunts are why everyone should treat Mario Kart Wii like the joke that it really is. An even bigger joke is the fact that I got away with this shit for almost 3 months before confessing.
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Zarkov nice wr Offline The Dominik Diamond of SMK 7475L of clarkjuice Stevenage, UK	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #28 - 03/11/19 at 23:01:21 Damn even the cheaters these days don't even try. Bring back classy cheaters like Hab, or avant garde cheaters like Fenner.
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ALAKTORN Myth Offline Resident weeaboo 6518 days karting Italy - Viserba Gender:	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #29 - 03/12/19 at 03:17:19 How old are you? Seriously hope you’re no older than 15 for your own and humanity’s good.
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BSMKDS Legend Offline Ben Stoneman helped 6219 people Australia Gender:	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #30 - 03/12/19 at 03:47:11 ALAKTORN wrote on 03/12/19 at 03:17:19: How old are you? Seriously hope you’re no older than 15 for your own and humanity’s good. he is 16, and a very talented gamer.
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Diamond Legend Offline Roasted 2942 Statisticians	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #31 - 03/12/19 at 04:35:20 Almost 17 too
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Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!!
Reply #32 - 03/12/19 at 05:54:38

BlueYup wrote on 03/11/19 at 20:42:26:

I logged in just so I can say that these types of stunts are why everyone should treat Mario Kart Wii like the joke that it really is.

Condemning an entire game/community based on the actions of a single idiot? MKW has been very good lately in terms of reducing cheaters/cheating tools and is by far the most popular MK, it's only natural it has a higher percentage of cheaters than other MKs. BTW if you hate the game, why do wear your shitty rankings in your signature like a badge of honour? Grin

Proud of being ranked #449 at your peak? Smiley

DennisColvin76 wrote on 03/11/19 at 21:20:39:

BlueYup wrote on 03/11/19 at 20:42:26:

I logged in just so I can say that these types of stunts are why everyone should treat Mario Kart Wii like the joke that it really is.

An even bigger joke is the fact that I got away with this shit for almost 3 months before confessing.

Congrats, you managed to lie your way to "glory" through a system based on honour. Real smart/classy. You literally only "confessed" because you were about to be exposed.

Also, I think I speak for everyone when I say literally nobody will miss you. Remove/ban this dumbass and don't give him anymore attention. /thread

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RosscoXz King Offline I Love Mark 2.0! 4905 days karting	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #33 - 03/12/19 at 05:58:26 AlexS wrote on 03/12/19 at 05:54:38: Also, I think I speak for everyone when I say literally nobody will miss you. Remove/ban this dumbass and don't give him anymore attention. /thread facts
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InnovΔ Legend Offline helped 3008 people Milky Way Galaxy Gender:	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #34 - 03/12/19 at 06:02:05 I knew it BC you used speedhacks in a war COLVIN IS GAY EHEHEHE
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ZedR King Offline EPK fell 3575 times for marty Germany Gender:	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #35 - 03/12/19 at 06:50:58 Damn KingAlex with the burn
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Reply #36 - 03/12/19 at 06:55:29

Zarkov wrote on 03/11/19 at 23:01:21:

Bring back classy cheaters like Hab, or avant garde cheaters like Fenner.

I know what I am saying is stupid but I have already thought that Colvin (Date Registered: 28.12.2016) could be Terrence in disguise, even children know how to use multiple IP addresses these days, I am wrong about Colvin but I still believe that T-Man is haunting --playing-- on all PPs right now Smiley

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Vega Legend Offline 4952 days karting In the Time Base of Broadway Gender:	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #37 - 03/12/19 at 07:26:47 For anyone wondering why I haven't removed Colvin's profile. Well, the time parser isn't allowing me to (maybe a permissions issue?). I'm getting a query failed/syntax error. I've already messaged Penev.
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Reply #38 - 03/12/19 at 07:52:59

BSMKDS wrote on 03/12/19 at 03:47:11:

ALAKTORN wrote on 03/12/19 at 03:17:19:

How old are you? Seriously hope you’re no older than 15 for your own and humanity’s good.

he is 16, and a very talented gamer.

It seems like he also lied about his true age but please give him a last chance Grin

Sorry @ the Dennis Colvin in the pic lol

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Max28 Ninja Offline fell 2754 times for marty Gender:	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #39 - 03/12/19 at 08:12:46 https://youtu.be/zotxxs9F_wo
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Colvin Ex Member	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #40 - 03/12/19 at 11:28:25 ok hold up, how the fuck does this thread have 666 views
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Groggy

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Reply #41 - 03/12/19 at 12:57:18

AlexS wrote on 03/12/19 at 05:54:38:

BlueYup wrote on 03/11/19 at 20:42:26:

I logged in just so I can say that these types of stunts are why everyone should treat Mario Kart Wii like the joke that it really is.

Condemning an entire game/community based on the actions of a single idiot? MKW has been very good lately in terms of reducing cheaters/cheating tools and is by far the most popular MK, it's only natural it has a higher percentage of cheaters than other MKs. BTW if you hate the game, why do wear your shitty rankings in your signature like a badge of honour? Grin

Proud of being ranked #449 at your peak? Smiley

You really think I care that my rank sucks? I put all of my rankings in my signature just to signal which players' pages I'm on, not because I think I'm actually good or trying to prove a point. Trying to nullify my point about the community as a whole by telling me that I suck is laughable at best, and absolutely pathetic at worst.

Not only that, but this community is infamous for having players busted for cheating over the years; Colvin being busted only adds to it, hence my continued condemnation.

The MKDD players' page has far more people on it than MKW's does, and nowhere near as many people were busted for cheating in its competitive community versus this one, so your argument from popularity is largely irrelevant. Quit trying to find ways to justify and/or espouse apologetics for the largely bone-headed community that you clearly know to be a dumpster fire, yet choose to remain a part of.

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Reply #42 - 03/12/19 at 14:21:49

DennisColvin76 wrote on 03/11/19 at 21:20:39:

BlueYup wrote on 03/11/19 at 20:42:26:

I logged in just so I can say that these types of stunts are why everyone should treat Mario Kart Wii like the joke that it really is.

An even bigger joke is the fact that I got away with this shit for almost 3 months before confessing.

stop trying to play this off as you getting away with it and confessing. You tried to name your cheated ghost as a ctgp ghost and Arvo proved it was fake.

And you didn't get away with it for a month. We found out the day after you started cheating Smiley

and confronted you the day after. So that is 2 days not 3 months. The only reason you "got away with it" is because you are irrelevant so we kind of forgot to push it further . If you want more screenshots proving this I can provide them, but you'll probably just say they are photoshopped Grin

you aren't slick, you aren't good at this game, your runs were so obviously tas'd (especially your wgm glitches and rmc flap double trick, those were dead giveaways) if you were actually good you would've been banned on the 2nd day. Just no one cares enough about Dennis Colvin's mkw times to go on a witch hunt because we would've felt bad on the off chance (like 1%) your shitty runs were real. Smiley

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Colvin

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Reply #43 - 03/12/19 at 14:39:39

Bryce729 wrote on 03/12/19 at 14:21:49:

DennisColvin76 wrote on 03/11/19 at 21:20:39:

BlueYup wrote on 03/11/19 at 20:42:26:

I logged in just so I can say that these types of stunts are why everyone should treat Mario Kart Wii like the joke that it really is.

An even bigger joke is the fact that I got away with this shit for almost 3 months before confessing.

stop trying to play this off as you getting away with it and confessing. You tried to name your cheated ghost as a ctgp ghost and Arvo proved it was fake.

And you didn't get away with it for a month. We found out the day after you started cheating Smiley

and confronted you the day after. So that is 2 days not 3 months. The only reason you "got away with it" is because you are irrelevant so we kind of forgot to push it further . If you want more screenshots proving this I can provide them, but you'll probably just say they are photoshopped Grin

you aren't slick, you aren't good at this game, your runs were so obviously tas'd (especially your wgm glitches and rmc flap double trick, those were dead giveaways) if you were actually good you would've been banned on the 2nd day. Just no one cares enough about Dennis Colvin's mkw times to go on a witch hunt because we would've felt bad on the off chance (like 1%) your shitty runs were real. Smiley

Ok but unless you have someone like cole or bean to check the ghost files (I'm talking about how cole busted a bunch of 2012 players) there still wouldn't be 100% proof, just speculation/suspicion. and that rmc double is possible with home pause abuse lol. Same with most glitches. You can't just go "duuuur i dont like this player's progression!" and get them banned. You have to have actual proof like detected rapid fire/slow mo, etc or something like blue screen dolphin or a confession in my case). Basically (at least to me) it seems like you think that you and your buddies' suspicions would be the only thing needed to get me or anyone banned.

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Reply #44 - 03/12/19 at 14:42:03

DennisColvin76 wrote on 03/12/19 at 14:39:39:

Bryce729 wrote on 03/12/19 at 14:21:49:

DennisColvin76 wrote on 03/11/19 at 21:20:39:

BlueYup wrote on 03/11/19 at 20:42:26:

I logged in just so I can say that these types of stunts are why everyone should treat Mario Kart Wii like the joke that it really is.

An even bigger joke is the fact that I got away with this shit for almost 3 months before confessing.

stop trying to play this off as you getting away with it and confessing. You tried to name your cheated ghost as a ctgp ghost and Arvo proved it was fake.

And you didn't get away with it for a month. We found out the day after you started cheating Smiley

and confronted you the day after. So that is 2 days not 3 months. The only reason you "got away with it" is because you are irrelevant so we kind of forgot to push it further . If you want more screenshots proving this I can provide them, but you'll probably just say they are photoshopped Grin

you aren't slick, you aren't good at this game, your runs were so obviously tas'd (especially your wgm glitches and rmc flap double trick, those were dead giveaways) if you were actually good you would've been banned on the 2nd day. Just no one cares enough about Dennis Colvin's mkw times to go on a witch hunt because we would've felt bad on the off chance (like 1%) your shitty runs were real. Smiley

Ok but unless you have someone like cole or bean to check the ghost files (I'm talking about how cole busted a bunch of 2012 players) there still wouldn't be 100% proof, just speculation/suspicion. and that rmc double is possible with home pause abuse lol. Same with most glitches. You can't just go "duuuur i dont like this player's progression!" and get them banned. You have to have actual proof like detected rapid fire/slow mo, etc or something like blue screen dolphin or a confession in my case).

exactly which is why there was a 1% chance. But don't act like you didn't have a lot of people telling you that your times were obviously cheated the day after. You weren't special

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Reply #45 - 03/12/19 at 14:51:34

Bryce729 wrote on 03/12/19 at 14:42:03:

DennisColvin76 wrote on 03/12/19 at 14:39:39:

Bryce729 wrote on 03/12/19 at 14:21:49:

DennisColvin76 wrote on 03/11/19 at 21:20:39:

BlueYup wrote on 03/11/19 at 20:42:26:

I logged in just so I can say that these types of stunts are why everyone should treat Mario Kart Wii like the joke that it really is.

An even bigger joke is the fact that I got away with this shit for almost 3 months before confessing.

stop trying to play this off as you getting away with it and confessing. You tried to name your cheated ghost as a ctgp ghost and Arvo proved it was fake.

And you didn't get away with it for a month. We found out the day after you started cheating Smiley

and confronted you the day after. So that is 2 days not 3 months. The only reason you "got away with it" is because you are irrelevant so we kind of forgot to push it further . If you want more screenshots proving this I can provide them, but you'll probably just say they are photoshopped Grin

you aren't slick, you aren't good at this game, your runs were so obviously tas'd (especially your wgm glitches and rmc flap double trick, those were dead giveaways) if you were actually good you would've been banned on the 2nd day. Just no one cares enough about Dennis Colvin's mkw times to go on a witch hunt because we would've felt bad on the off chance (like 1%) your shitty runs were real. Smiley

Ok but unless you have someone like cole or bean to check the ghost files (I'm talking about how cole busted a bunch of 2012 players) there still wouldn't be 100% proof, just speculation/suspicion. and that rmc double is possible with home pause abuse lol. Same with most glitches. You can't just go "duuuur i dont like this player's progression!" and get them banned. You have to have actual proof like detected rapid fire/slow mo, etc or something like blue screen dolphin or a confession in my case).

exactly which is why there was a 1% chance. But don't act like you didn't have a lot of people telling you that your times were obviously cheated the day after. You weren't special

By "a lot of people" do you mean Zach and you? Last time I remember being in the TT server back in december you two were the only ones that highly insisted that i cheated. Zach even made a sonic meme about it (that was funny tbh lol). And a few people, 5-8 at most, were saying that they had some suspicions. I know this was almost 3 months ago but I still remember those parts. Also I never said or implied that I was special.

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Arvo proved it was fake.

No he didn't. He proved that it wasn't set on ctgp. You basically implied (based on how you're writing) no ctgp = tas. so if someone buys a new wii and mkw disc they cheat now? anyone that doesnt use ctgp gets banned now? big IQ logic

seriously, you should re-evaluate your "bannable proof" that you're claiming Smiley

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RosscoXz King Offline I Love Mark 2.0! worships 4905 kartgods	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #46 - 03/12/19 at 15:10:45 Colvin as soon as you claimed a ww top time you were shut down like a day later stop talking shit Ofc nobody is going to be suspicious of a 2:04 on rsl glitch
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Reply #47 - 03/12/19 at 15:17:19

RosscoXz wrote on 03/12/19 at 15:10:45:

Colvin as soon as you claimed a ww top time you were shut down like a day later stop talking shit

Ofc nobody is going to be suspicious of a 2:04 on rsl glitch Roll Eyes

you realize that time is over 2 years old right. Also I didnt get mods on my wii u & wii until after april 2018. if you look on my ctgp profile it clearly says that my first times were set in april 2018 (4-14 to be eact) when you sort the dates. So you can't use the "he went off ctgp" bullshit in that case Roll Eyes

. And I didnt get riivolution until december 2018 (when I started cheating).

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Reply #48 - 03/12/19 at 15:20:15

DennisColvin76 wrote on 03/12/19 at 15:17:19:

RosscoXz wrote on 03/12/19 at 15:10:45:

Colvin as soon as you claimed a ww top time you were shut down like a day later stop talking shit

Ofc nobody is going to be suspicious of a 2:04 on rsl glitch Roll Eyes

you realize that time is over 2 years old right. Also I didnt get mods on my wii u & wii until after april 2018. if you look on my ctgp profile it clearly says that my first times were set in april 2018 (4-14 to be eact) when you sort the dates. So you can't use the "he went off ctgp" bullshit in that case Roll Eyes

. And I didnt get riivolution until december 2018 (when I started cheating).

Fair enough. I’ll use the rsl time as a standard for your true ability.

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RosscoXz King Offline I Love Mark 2.0! 4905 days karting	Re: ATTENTION ALL GAMERS!!!! Reply #49 - 03/12/19 at 15:25:29 Your whole argument stood on the fact that you played on ctgp but your ghosts didn’t upload. Arvo found this to be false therefore nullifying your argument.
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