Trigger warning for Goomba!


For those of you who are not Mafia or from MK64, my name is Zoran (no control) and i'm top 5 player in all categories on MK64 (non-sc, sc, uni, multi, soon to be on speedruns as well). About my MK64 career and contributions:

This year i'm hosting a MK64 Euro meet. We all put a lot of effort in MK and the rewards are great, but i just made them better. I offer the largest tournament prizes in MK history:

http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1513260927

Founder of A1A!!! As much as 32/32 would be an amazing achivement to whitness, i believe it is much better for the game to have a healthy competition. A1A was formed 5 years ago and is still keeping things interesting at the very top of MK64 world.

Foundation topic - http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1386275660

News artice - https://kotaku.com/the-race-to-stop-the-best-mario-kart-64-player-from-sec-18...

Goose's video:


Not under A1A watch  .

We can't play MK64 multiplayer properly online, so we have been meeting for years in person in both EU and USA. With 79 vs 78 points against MR, i'm arguably the best MK64 multiplayer player, especially at 4VS non-sc (4 titles - 3 Euro and 1 US)  . More info about results here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17CGpr86zxkg8h0BRov_ui4zIVOtUltCaKIGKV...

Former updater of MK64 site:
- time updates
- WR comments updater
- POW updates - i hold the WR for the slowest awarded POY


As for who i'm outside MK64, i think it is simpler that i show you how wonderfull we eastern Europeans are:






What can i promise if i win:

1. I'll skip 2'12 on DKJP 3lap because i'm a fucking legend.

2. Let's hear some proposals!!!

A must do for everyone:

Vote for Kyle, always vote for Kyle.

Props to my fellow A1A members in the contest:
Dan
Abney
VAJ
Jamie
honorary member - Moll

Hugo wrote on 06/10/18 at 04:25:16:


Yeah, that is what you'll be doing if you face Kyle.

Alright alright alright if we're gonna brag about what legends we are then be sure to watch out for the fire that is my mkdd career

Trigger warning for zoran:

So I'm actually worldchamp

Currently I got 19/32 combined World Records, and if we're counting GP I got all of those.

I'm also featured in this fantastic article - https://www.usgamer.net/articles/meeting-the-fastest-mario-kart-racers-in-the...

I joined the Player's Page in August 2015, and got champ in March 2017. Passed legends such as Andreas R, Richard K, Kouider B and Andrew M.

I've written the news in MKDD _once, made countless of videos including tutorials, memes, and gladly help out others starting out, or even close to my rank. I've been posting videos of all my PRs since I became a Titan player.

But most importantly? I play 60hz. Miss me with that 50hz gameplay, I'm all about the real deal. Yet still I've improved countless of flaps, beaten supposedly "perfect" records, and dropped Baby Park 7lap by more than 1.3s, thanks to the help of the fantastic MKDD community.

What can I promise when I win vs Zoran or Dan H? (i mean, let's not count someone out here! I respect every single one of you   )


1. I'll beat Richard's insane time on Yoshi circuit because I'm Goomba

2. I'll get you all ice cream or something

Thanks for reading ok byebye

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Thanks


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Too bad nobody plays 50hz MKDD anymore

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I guess the joke wasn't obvious enough here my b

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Goomba = God+7 > Legend

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Yknow if you do show up at CDM I'll get you an ice cream either way  

> claims to have things under control

> thread is instantly out of control

It's all good Shock  .

Goomba wrote on 06/10/18 at 06:03:45:


Everyone plays on 60Hz, but most important thing you had is that you play 60Hz? Not impressed, guess you run out of things to say.

Goomba wrote on 06/10/18 at 06:03:45:

I don't think BSMKDS is laughing  .

Goomba wrote on 06/10/18 at 06:03:45:


I got God + 9, but that is not what makes you a Legend  .

Maybe you don't have 50Hz players in MKDD, but the ones from other karts say bye!

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Hey guys, I have exclusive footage previewing the upcoming Goomba vs Zoki match. All credit goes to me and NOT TvK TV.