Mario Kart MB - general is dead

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general is dead
01/26/18 at 13:03:03

and you fags killed it.

Greetings, you lovely general-ese spergs and autists!!

I'm here to breathe some much-needed LIFE into this miserable dying shit mountain of s section!!11

it's either revival time or massive flame-out time babyyyyyyyyyyyy!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

idk where this topic is going, but it's already making SEVERAL THOUSAND METRIC FUCKTONS MORE SENSE THAN ANYTHING CHRONO HAS BLASTED OUT IN THE LAST YEAR AND A HALF!!!!11111!!!

That's right, trannies and gents, we are taking general back!!!\\

make way for good topics once again folks!

MAKE! FUCKING! WAY!

[color=#ff00ff]WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/color]

Harvey you believe in a holy book that endorses rape-incest after double-city-genocide and that thinks making goats look at sticks while fucking will make them striped Grin

also you come off as a pedo in that dreams thread

R-R-R-ROOOASTEDDD!!!!!1!!!1

etch youre a fag, trump memes are more dead than my soul AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING!!!

R-R-R-ROO OASTEDDD!!!!!1!!!1[/b][/color]

orange you're more of a fag than Etch!!!111 Grin

rrrrrrrroasted!!!1

THIS TOPIC IS ALREADY A SHITSHOW, BUT IT'S BETTER THAN EVERYTHING IN THE FRONT PAGE PUT TOGETHER

WHERE IS THIS TOPIC GONNA GO!??!?!?!?!

lets find out xd

Edgelords and autists, UNITE!!! Grin

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Hugo Legend Offline punched 3670 kiddies France Gender:	Re: general is dead Reply #1 - 01/26/18 at 14:04:26 Re: Pronouncing MKDSリオンカスタアル Also, greatest human to have ever lived bow to me you fucks.
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IsThatAGoodTime NinjaThing Offline punched 6760 kiddies Gender:	Re: general is dead Reply #2 - 01/26/18 at 14:08:47 Maybe skip the offensive language.
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wxyz Legend Offline ate 5481 donuts	Re: general is dead Reply #3 - 01/26/18 at 14:44:03 yeh, you don't wanna upset all the snowflake SJW's online these days
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InnovΔ Legend Offline drank 3008 beers Milky Way Galaxy Gender:	Re: general is dead Reply #4 - 01/26/18 at 14:48:31 me
Back to top	Ketchup wrote on 07/08/21 at 07:33:13: if you anonymize the names of mkw predators eventually the whole leaderboard will be anonymous Puddings wrote on 03/11/23 at 19:31:52: mkdd gayass mf game, y'all tried playing bitches? IP Logged

DansGame Legend Offline I Love Mark 2.0! 3358 days karting	Re: general is dead Reply #5 - 01/26/18 at 14:49:39 Which general?
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wxyz Legend Offline helped 5481 people	Re: general is dead Reply #6 - 01/26/18 at 14:58:05 DansGame wrote on 01/26/18 at 14:49:39: Which general? this general the general that no longer has any meaningful discussions but instead has devolved into incessant Trump meme's, crazy ramblings about a vengeful God and countless rap music threads with only one post in them.
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Etch sage Offline 3.0+1.0=CUTE 6964 time runner-up	Re: general is dead Reply #7 - 01/26/18 at 15:17:45 lel mario kart irl gets sour!
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Chrono Krysster II Legend Offline I love Mark 3.0 6864 days karting OUT OF TIME Gender:	Re: general is dead Reply #8 - 01/26/18 at 17:15:55 Leone wrote on 01/26/18 at 06:41:09: Quote: #HisNameIsSpammer I think you went into first-person mode there for a bit chrono lol Sorry, but I am not interested in competing with ~~anyone~~ Pobre. He's on a whole different level I voted; "I hope we all make it" #DeadAreTheGenerals
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Supy King Offline Evan Wiseman 4273 days karting British Columbia, Canada Gender:	Re: general is dead Reply #9 - 01/26/18 at 20:18:13 Hugo wrote on 01/26/18 at 14:04:26: Re: Pronouncing MKDSリオンカスタアル Pronunciation: MKDS rionkasutaaru Translation: MKDS Rion Custard (according to Google )
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Groggy Ex Member	Re: general is dead Reply #10 - 01/26/18 at 21:12:46 Not nearly as dead as the MK8 portion of the forums; that section hasn't seen a new thread in months. But to answer your question, it's quite obvious that Etch will be our lord and savior.
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Re: general is dead
Reply #11 - 01/27/18 at 05:46:04

tl;dr

but

Quote:

Anything else (please specify)

Zarkov

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

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The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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kyleb30 King Offline 4071 days karting Virginia Gender:	Re: general is dead Reply #12 - 01/27/18 at 06:08:46 10/10 Post, best I’ve read in years Also we can’t do Favorite MK polls anymore because there’s not enough poll options ):
Back to top	zvrk ShadowOfMyles wrote on 02/14/15 at 07:54:58: "Ah, the antelope of death. It's because I cheated in Super Mario 64. This will need to be addressed soon." VAJ wrote on 06/12/15 at 02:36:30: And provably lacey is hoardibg his dkjp 3 lap for you too ☆ᓂ wrote on 05/17/16 at 16:27:26: first of all, who's walter XP IP Logged

DansGame Legend Offline I Love Mark 2.0! ate 3358 donuts	Re: general is dead Reply #13 - 01/27/18 at 07:13:45 kyleb30 wrote on 01/27/18 at 06:08:46: 10/10 Post, best I’ve read in years Also we can’t do Favorite MK polls anymore because there’s not enough poll options ): Just leave out MKW, problem solved
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Diamond Legend Offline Roasted 2942 Statisticians	Re: general is dead Reply #14 - 01/27/18 at 10:57:45 DansGame wrote on 01/27/18 at 07:13:45: kyleb30 wrote on 01/27/18 at 06:08:46: 10/10 Post, best I’ve read in years Also we can’t do Favorite MK polls anymore because there’s not enough poll options ): Just leave out MKW, problem solved
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CastletonSnob Elite Offline I Love Mark 2.0! fell 3299 times for marty United States Gender:	Re: general is dead Reply #15 - 01/27/18 at 13:37:14 I could save the general by making quality threads.
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the hylian King Offline no 5458 days karting Nederland	Re: general is dead Reply #16 - 01/27/18 at 13:54:14 who indeed
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Chris Ninja Offline wao 5654 days karting Germany, Pforzheim Gender:	Re: general is dead Reply #17 - 01/27/18 at 14:40:25 IT'S PIKACHU!!
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CastletonSnob Elite Offline I Love Mark 2.0! worships 3299 kartgods United States Gender:	Re: general is dead Reply #18 - 01/27/18 at 15:13:38 I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
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Zarkov nice wr Offline The Dominik Diamond of SMK 7476L of clarkjuice Stevenage, UK	Re: general is dead Reply #19 - 01/27/18 at 22:47:06 Thread of the year imo.
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Re: general is dead
Reply #20 - 01/30/18 at 04:45:47

Zarkov wrote on 01/27/18 at 22:47:06:

Thread of the year imo.

Could be the thread of financial year 2017-2018 for sure. I'd rather wait a bit to make sure it's the best of 2018.

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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Harambey Ex Member	Re: general is dead Reply #21 - 01/30/18 at 08:03:08 I got an idea: Assign everyone to a thread. That person MUST make at least one post in that thread. If they don't, they will be publicly humiliated by anyone that wants to humiliate them in the 'Humiliation Thread' for trying to destroy the General section by not posting in it. Can't wait to roast y'all
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Joe Reinreb NinjaEoj Offline Name anagram: Beer Joiner 7259 pubs visited Chicago, Illinois	Re: general is dead Reply #22 - 01/31/18 at 14:38:58 RIP in peace, Mario Kart General... 1992-2018. Only Dr. Hans Zarkov, formerly at NASA, has offered ANY explanation...
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Re: general is dead
Reply #23 - 01/31/18 at 22:55:30

Harambey180 wrote on 01/30/18 at 08:03:08:

I got an idea:
Assign everyone to a thread.
That person MUST make at least one post in that thread.
If they don't, they will be publicly humiliated by anyone that wants to humiliate them in the 'Humiliation Thread' for trying to destroy the General section by not posting in it.
Can't wait to roast y'all Smiley

oh yes, 3 points for double posts too

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Chrono Krysster II Legend Offline I love Mark 3.0 helped 6864 people OUT OF TIME Gender:	Re: general is dead Reply #24 - 05/13/18 at 21:03:20 >>General Vaughn J. Featherstone, 87, dies The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints! @GeneralIsDead #R.I.P.
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Question: Who can save general?
Leone 4 (7.8%) Harvey 1 (1.9%) Pobre 5 (9.8%) Chrono 4 (7.8%) greatest human to have ever lived bow to me you fucks 17 (33.3%) A new best MK game poll 9 (17.6%) A new WR by Julian13 0 (0%) Anything else (please specify) 11 (21.5%) Total votes: 51 « Created by: TvK on: 01/26/18 at 13:32:51 »