Mario Kart MB - *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread ***

JawsTheShark

Titan

Offline

Sharkin' (((It))) Up

ate 5950 donuts
Isolation

Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #75 - 05/04/17 at 21:08:55

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w48/President_Evil5800/YF3.png~original

Thanks to Prez for the classic!

Cole beating Omega before he beat Omega ;derp;

Tanney pullin up the rear >=D

Yo, I need 1'13.1xx on rPB or better before I quit. Which I'll get soon! I aint been tt'ing since I PR'd cause of my shitty 40 hour full-time slave work America shit!

But I'mm get that time or better next pr!

Back to top

Nobody is perfect, I'm a nobody; therefore, I'm perfect.

IP Logged

JawsTheShark

Titan

Offline

Sharkin' (((It))) Up

ate 5950 donuts
Isolation

Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #76 - 05/06/17 at 22:12:07

23.975 lap 1 on rPB

lap 2 was 25.low2xx

then lap 3 I'm raping with a chain and then no air on the hump area and I'm in the grass Smiley

I need HELP on lap 1

How the fuck do you manage to align properly so often before the last turn where you don't have to re-hop?

Also, is SPEAR / MANUAL a good combo to sub 1'45 on MVH? I need to sub that shit still Smiley

I noticed I'm not getting much help here. Y'all aint supporting a poor soul like me trying to improve my shitty times?

The lamest shit always happens when I'm raping.

Lap 1 is gay AF.

The Shroom spot makes no sense.

I can go into it and use my shroom AFTER my ghost and try to come out of the grass BEFORE my ghost and I still get stuck.

Shit makes no sense.

EDIT: God damn, I just PR'd again Grin

1'13.363

Last lap was 23.989

PATHETIC last lap. I got stuck in the water and aligned like the very most left I could without going into the black lagoon.

I can't believe this shit!!!

If only I had gotten a 23.789 last lap I'd be at 1.13.163

IMAGINE THAT!!

But that didn't happen Smiley

Back to top

« Last Edit: 05/06/17 at 22:59:45 by JawsTheShark »

Nobody is perfect, I'm a nobody; therefore, I'm perfect.

IP Logged

Vega Legend Offline 4952 sex records In the Time Base of Broadway Gender:	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #77 -** 05/07/17 at 04:10:44 What's next after you hit your rPB goal?
Back to top	My Website - http://mkwii.com/ IP Logged

JawsTheShark Titan Offline Sharkin' (((It))) Up punched 5950 kiddies Isolation	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #78 - 05/07/17 at 07:30:46 Vega wrote on 05/07/17 at 04:10:44:** What's next after you hit your rPB goal? Sub 2'00 on rPG sub 1'45 on MH and/or WW Top 10 on rMC cause once I pR on rMC again my time will be good!
Back to top	Nobody is perfect, I'm a nobody; therefore, I'm perfect. IP Logged

JawsTheShark

Titan

Offline

Sharkin' (((It))) Up

5950 days karting
Isolation

Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #79 - 05/13/17 at 09:32:07

Yo. rPB is pissing me off. So I'm losing patience/motivation for it right now.

Switching to rMC.

Need to get 1'31.5xx or better!

I'm only like :250 away or whatever...but the end of my run 1'31.8xx is garbage

Cause I go for the double hop and get the single "low" hop and end up turning in the air and when I land I had to readjust like 3 times and shit so i didn't have to hit the grass.

All I need to be is even with my ghost at the end and I can easily cut :200 with the double tap trick

also, TIPS on that shit? It's like I'm shooting craps trying to get that shit

My 1'31.8xx run only has one

I'm only doing rMC til I get a PR.

Back to top

Nobody is perfect, I'm a nobody; therefore, I'm perfect.

IP Logged

JawsTheShark Titan Offline Sharkin' (((It))) Up drank 5950 beers Isolation	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #80 -** 05/17/17 at 21:44:48 (Sorry, this msg is handicapped. It was probably crap, anyway.)
Back to top	Nobody is perfect, I'm a nobody; therefore, I'm perfect. IP Logged

hahaae Titan Offline post-psychedelia retired 5324 times Arkansas, USA Gender:	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #81 -** 05/17/17 at 21:54:34 You gotta learn to soft drift if you wanna be successful there. As far as hitting the ramp, I personally find it easier to align so that I'm to the right of the ramp and aiming in left.
Back to top	SMK: #15 NTSC MKSC: #1 SC - #7 Non-SC IP Logged

JawsTheShark

Titan

Offline

Sharkin' (((It))) Up

5950 days karting
Isolation

Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #82 - 05/18/17 at 08:27:42

Wtf is a soft drift?

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDuyu64U7go&feature=youtu.be

lol @ this faggot Cool Hard Gaming getting the definition of "Slip Drift" wrong.

I coined the term during my rPG WR glory days Cheesy

Slip drift = when you drift without hopping, END of.

smh @ faggots talking like they know shit.

EDIT: Why the FUCK does wheelie lock happen when you shroom sometimes?

Also, HELP.

Should I delay shroom before hitting grass or do it BEFORE hitting the grass.

Notice nobody is advising me here, you chumps don't want me to improve my time?

Back to top

« Last Edit: 05/18/17 at 09:13:01 by JawsTheShark »

Nobody is perfect, I'm a nobody; therefore, I'm perfect.

IP Logged

Diamond Legend Offline Roasted 2942 Statisticians	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #83 -** 05/18/17 at 12:50:56 I would help you more if I was as good as you at the game. Also a softdrift is basically when you tilt your analog stick at an upward 45 degree angle to execute a mini turbo quicker than you normally would
Back to top	Hugo wrote on 07/31/17 at 15:13:47: Well, it would be like rolling a die and it landing tails every time. After every roll the chance of it being tails becomes less and less, because eventually it will land on heads. JawsTheShark wrote on 10/17/18 at 14:10:09: Walter is Australian, right? IP Logged

JawsTheShark

Titan

Offline

Sharkin' (((It))) Up

drank 5950 beers
Isolation

Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #84 - 05/18/17 at 22:59:39

Diamond wrote on 05/18/17 at 12:50:56:

I would help you more if I was as good as you at the game. Also a softdrift is basically when you tilt your analog stick at an upward 45 degree angle to execute a mini turbo quicker than you normally would

Shiet, I already do that.

Often times my ghost isn't even on the screen before the first lap shroom spot >=D

I was a late learner with quick MT's Grin

Back to top

Nobody is perfect, I'm a nobody; therefore, I'm perfect.

IP Logged

JawsTheShark

Titan

Offline

Sharkin' (((It))) Up

5950 days karting
Isolation

Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #85 - 05/21/17 at 12:55:46

Shiet, I keep fucking up ownage lap 1 / 2 runs on MMM. Whether it's L3 shroom spot or some stupid shit like missing an MT or going into the grass before hand etc.

I even got a 25.2xx lap 1 just a few minutes ago Shocked

And I've had loads of :4xx lap 1's and :3xx lap 1's etc.

I even got a low :4xx lap 1 w/o the max start-up boost Shocked

Wouldn't claim this track is particularly hard to TT, it's easy imo, but of course when trying to maximize your time it'll be a while Grin

new goal = 1'16.2xx

I can do this shit w/o too much effort.

Now I'm off to socialize so I'll try moar later.

CHEERS Smiley

Back to top

Nobody is perfect, I'm a nobody; therefore, I'm perfect.

IP Logged

JawsTheShark Titan Offline Sharkin' (((It))) Up 5950 days karting Isolation	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #86 -** 05/22/17 at 13:44:57 Just PR'd: 1'16.858 Another tiny-dick improvement Lap 1 was shit, Lap 3 was shit. Lap 2 was decent with :420
Back to top	Nobody is perfect, I'm a nobody; therefore, I'm perfect. IP Logged

Diamond Legend Offline Roasted 2942 Statisticians	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #87 -** 05/22/17 at 14:25:44 ^Nice job. It sounds like you have a lot of potential on that track. Do you still want me to help you with uploading your ghosts to the database or not?
Back to top	Hugo wrote on 07/31/17 at 15:13:47: Well, it would be like rolling a die and it landing tails every time. After every roll the chance of it being tails becomes less and less, because eventually it will land on heads. JawsTheShark wrote on 10/17/18 at 14:10:09: Walter is Australian, right? IP Logged

JawsTheShark Titan Offline Sharkin' (((It))) Up drank 5950 beers Isolation	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #88 - 05/23/17 at 00:57:12 Diamond wrote on 05/22/17 at 14:25:44:** ^Nice job. It sounds like you have a lot of potential on that track. Do you still want me to help you with uploading your ghosts to the database or not? When I have time to learn I'll tel ya!
Back to top	Nobody is perfect, I'm a nobody; therefore, I'm perfect. IP Logged

JawsTheShark Titan Offline Sharkin' (((It))) Up punched 5950 kiddies Isolation	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #89 -** 05/28/17 at 21:21:18 I'm VERY close to 1'16.1xx or 1'15.9xx it aint even funny!
Back to top	Nobody is perfect, I'm a nobody; therefore, I'm perfect. IP Logged

Rhodechill Legend Offline An actual sprite of a SMK Kerpa Derpa 5945 days karting Rainbow Rhode Island Gender:	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #90 -** 06/26/17 at 05:56:02 what a shitty upload site lmao
Back to top	RaminGER wrote on 08/14/09 at 12:01:14: Syzygy [Tim] you are a fucking milkface i like to punch you in your fucking milkface .. Why'd you cut holes in the face of your moon base? Don't you know about the temperature change? IP Logged

JawsTheShark Titan Offline Sharkin' (((It))) Up 5950 days karting Isolation	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #91 -** 10/17/17 at 13:09:08 Fuck. Just got 59.760 on rYF. Second lap was a :6xx and then it fell apart. :10 from my pr. I'm working with a shit controller. Missed an MT last lap and that started the collapse EDIT: Done for now. Had enough skipping over the zipper before last water-fall. TIPS ON STICKING TO THE BRIDGE?
Back to top	« Last Edit: 10/17/17 at 14:50:08 by JawsTheShark » Nobody is perfect, I'm a nobody; therefore, I'm perfect. IP Logged

Diamond Legend Offline Roasted 2942 Statisticians	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #92 - 10/17/17 at 18:23:36 JawsTheShark wrote on 10/17/17 at 13:09:08:** TIPS ON STICKING TO THE BRIDGE? Learn how to become Cole or Omega so that the rYF gods will bless you with bridge sticks
Back to top	Hugo wrote on 07/31/17 at 15:13:47: Well, it would be like rolling a die and it landing tails every time. After every roll the chance of it being tails becomes less and less, because eventually it will land on heads. JawsTheShark wrote on 10/17/18 at 14:10:09: Walter is Australian, right? IP Logged

JawsTheShark Titan Offline Sharkin' (((It))) Up 5950 days karting Isolation	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #93 -** 12/06/18 at 09:19:27 Bumping, because I'm going to PR another track! Yeah, my times suck, and? I want 1'44.xxx (or better) on MH, and a PR on rMC. I can easily get a WW top 10 with rMC. And by easily, I mean if I get lucky enough to strike gold a thousand times straight! I have no regional or worldwide anymore
Back to top	Nobody is perfect, I'm a nobody; therefore, I'm perfect. IP Logged

ZedR

King

Offline

EPK

3575 days karting
Germany
Gender: male

Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #94 - 12/06/18 at 10:02:40

JawsTheShark wrote on 12/06/18 at 09:19:27:

Bumping, because I'm going to PR another track!

Yeah, my times suck, and? Smiley

I want 1'44.xxx (or better) on MH, and a PR on rMC.

I can easily get a WW top 10 with rMC.

And by easily, I mean if I get lucky enough to strike gold a thousand times straight!

I have no regional or worldwide anymore Embarrassed

You should start streaming your attempts, others would be interested aswell Grin

Back to top

IP Logged

JawsTheShark

Titan

Offline

Sharkin' (((It))) Up

helped 5950 people
Isolation

Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #95 - 12/06/18 at 10:17:56

ZedR wrote on 12/06/18 at 10:02:40:

JawsTheShark wrote on 12/06/18 at 09:19:27:

Bumping, because I'm going to PR another track!

Yeah, my times suck, and? Smiley

I want 1'44.xxx (or better) on MH, and a PR on rMC.

I can easily get a WW top 10 with rMC.

And by easily, I mean if I get lucky enough to strike gold a thousand times straight!

I have no regional or worldwide anymore Embarrassed

You should start streaming your attempts, others would be interested aswell Grin

I'd enjoy the critiques. I have no tools for such a vessel of viewing though Embarrassed

However, I'm an embarrassment right now. I don't know if It's the controller, my rustiness, or a combination of both. I can barely get past lap 1 right now Grin

Maybe in the future. I like the easy route, so if it falls in my lap then it may happen!

Edit: Why the fuck was I getting slip drift on the last zipper on MH. That shit used to NEVER happen!

P.S. I've TT'd MH like 20 minutes and rMC 10 minutes since I turned this thing back on two days ago Smiley

Edit: I was never the best driver. Above average, but nothing like the driving skills of S-Tanney / Cole / NMeade / Doom etc. My strength was WiFi Smiley

I will be TT'ing though, because I was playing COD WW II the past year (because my comrade copped it).

Now that that one year is over, I'm back here again for a brief time!

I want WimmiFi Embarrassed

I love how I get 30.3xx lap 1 on rMC with a double-boost trick and then a :5xx lap 2 (with single trick at the end).

Then I am lined up proper ETC.

I line up and hit the tree on the shroom-spot lap 3 Smiley

I know the rapist TT'ers are using adderall. I took that shit a few times and I know it most definitely helps your focus/patience.

Steroids for gamers!

Back to top

« Last Edit: 12/06/18 at 12:31:20 by JawsTheShark »

Nobody is perfect, I'm a nobody; therefore, I'm perfect.

IP Logged

ZedR

King

Offline

EPK

worships 3575 kartgods
Germany
Gender: male

Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #96 - 12/06/18 at 14:40:20

JawsTheShark wrote on 12/06/18 at 10:17:56: