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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #50 - 04/22/17 at 13:22:33

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/22/17 at 13:20:15:

Dahrradahaka wrote on 04/22/17 at 13:16:21:

Full release was at the end of July last year. You can tell which WRs were set on the system if there's that little blue ghost icon to the right of the duration coloumn. (Whereas red denotes that's it's available from maschell's database instead).

What location are you speaking of?

You're from Ireland?

Lawl, I thought the only Irish player was [iS]-Sean Smiley

The Irish P.M. punked Trump that one time they met Angry

Northern Ireland is part of the UK actually. Luke Berrill (8th AF, not the Luke that has MC3 WR) is Irish

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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #51 - 04/22/17 at 13:27:27

So it's called "Ireland" but part of the UK like Puerto Rico is Puerto Rico but a U.S. territory?

Also, GV2 shroom spot.

My time is 54.193 with old shroom spot.

I want to sub.

Is the current shroom spot ideal with GCN controller? And if so, what trick do I use and how do I perform the shroom spot to the ideal measure? I want to sub this shit to 53 before I die!

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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #52 - 04/22/17 at 14:24:58

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/22/17 at 13:27:27:

So it's called "Ireland" but part of the UK like Puerto Rico is Puerto Rico but a U.S. territory?!

In the 1920s, Ireland wanted to separate from the uk, but there were a lot of people in the northern region (Ulster) that didn't want to separate, so a referendum was held and most of Ulster opted to stay with the Uk while the rest of Ireland(the Ireland we know today) became independent so basically, Northern Ireland is a country that is part of the UK, just like England, Wales and Scotland.

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Reply #53 - 04/22/17 at 14:25:58

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/22/17 at 13:07:10:

&b wrote on 04/22/17 at 12:58:48:

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/22/17 at 12:48:45:

Aight, thanks. I'll try.

Edit: I can't do shit.

I can barely beat any of my times and they all mostly suck Grin

I swear there's a lot of cheating going on during these TT's.

Does one know for sure if someone uses cheating tools or is it all just speculation at this point?

I thought Cole had a program to oust people and shit.

But some of these WR times these days are out of this world.

There's CTGP now which is much more safe as there's traps and codes to detect if there's been any change in the code or if tools have been used iirc. As for the WRs set before the update, who knows

When did that become? And what WR's have not been beaten SINCE that came about?

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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #54 - 04/22/17 at 14:44:17

RosscoXz wrote on 04/22/17 at 14:24:58:

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/22/17 at 13:27:27:

So it's called "Ireland" but part of the UK like Puerto Rico is Puerto Rico but a U.S. territory?!

In the 1920s, Ireland wanted to separate from the uk, but there were a lot of people in the northern region (Ulster) that didn't want to separate, so a referendum was held and most of Ulster opted to stay with the Uk while the rest of Ireland(the Ireland we know today) became independent so basically, Northern Ireland is a country that is part of the UK, just like England, Wales and Scotland.

United Kingdom is not a synonym for Britain?

ON TOPIC:

Back at rPB again btw

Got a 24.2xx lap 1

then a 25.313 lap 2

then a :995 lap 3

got 1'13.515

my second best time Grin

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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #55 - 04/22/17 at 14:46:44

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/22/17 at 14:44:17:

RosscoXz wrote on 04/22/17 at 14:24:58:

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/22/17 at 13:27:27:

So it's called "Ireland" but part of the UK like Puerto Rico is Puerto Rico but a U.S. territory?!

In the 1920s, Ireland wanted to separate from the uk, but there were a lot of people in the northern region (Ulster) that didn't want to separate, so a referendum was held and most of Ulster opted to stay with the Uk while the rest of Ireland(the Ireland we know today) became independent so basically, Northern Ireland is a country that is part of the UK, just like England, Wales and Scotland.

United Kingdom is not a synonym for Britain?

Back at rPB again btw

Got a 24.2xx lap 1

then a 25.313 lap 2

then a :995 lap 3

got 1'13.515

my second best time Grin

Britain is the island of Scotland wales and England but the United Kingdom is the island of Britain, northern island and all the surrounding islands.

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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #56 - 04/22/17 at 15:29:48

RosscoXz wrote on 04/22/17 at 14:46:44:

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/22/17 at 14:44:17:

RosscoXz wrote on 04/22/17 at 14:24:58:

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/22/17 at 13:27:27:

So it's called "Ireland" but part of the UK like Puerto Rico is Puerto Rico but a U.S. territory?!

In the 1920s, Ireland wanted to separate from the uk, but there were a lot of people in the northern region (Ulster) that didn't want to separate, so a referendum was held and most of Ulster opted to stay with the Uk while the rest of Ireland(the Ireland we know today) became independent so basically, Northern Ireland is a country that is part of the UK, just like England, Wales and Scotland.

United Kingdom is not a synonym for Britain?

Back at rPB again btw

Got a 24.2xx lap 1

then a 25.313 lap 2

then a :995 lap 3

got 1'13.515

my second best time Grin

Britain is the island of Scotland wales and England but the United Kingdom is the island of Britain, northern island and all the surrounding islands.

Yeah, I don't get what that means. I'd need a map.

Thanks for the effort though Smiley

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Liam Ashcroft Ex Member	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #58 -** 04/22/17 at 16:32:19 great britain = the island consisting of england, scotland and wales united kingdom = the country/sovereign state of england, scotland, wales and northern ireland they're both often used to refer to the same thing (the country) but it is technically incorrect
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JawsTheShark Titan Offline Sharkin' (((It))) Up ate 5950 donuts Isolation	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #59 -** 04/24/17 at 10:22:14 Holy shit... fucked up the last turn of lap 3 on rPB and ruined a PR I should off myself for that one Nothing is more pathetic than what I just did. I woulda had a 1'13.1xx
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JawsTheShark Titan Offline Sharkin' (((It))) Up 5950 days karting Isolation	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #60 -** 04/26/17 at 20:03:09 How do you do shroomless SC at the old shroom spot for TOAD FACTORY?
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Blackyboi King Offline 4679 days karting Austria Gender:	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #61 -** 04/26/17 at 20:47:24 It's impossible to help you Jaws, you thought I TAS'd in a CW
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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #62 - 04/26/17 at 21:22:56

Blackyboi wrote on 04/26/17 at 20:47:24:

It's impossible to help you Jaws, you thought I TAS'd in a CW

You're trying to put a lie on me to convince the masses.

Not going to work.

I never said you TAS'd in a war you dumb faggot, I said you cheated items which you did.

And yes, you did TAS, but you tried to play them off as real times instead of TAS times.

You're a fuckin faggot, kill yourself bitch.

You cheating = proof of your low self-esteem.

Why else would you cheat and try to hide it? For recognition.

You knew your shit was TAS'd so the cheating was obviously only for people to compliment you on.

You should off yourself right now cause you're just as useless as you was before bitch boy.

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Blackyboi King Offline 4679 days karting Austria Gender:	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #63 -** 04/27/17 at 05:53:12 Dude there are screens of you saying "dude used a TAS bot in wars" also I streamed most of the wars so no item cheats at all xDDD handle your faggotry, also I am not playing MK anymore so you are save in your world of lies
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Liam Ashcroft Ex Member	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #64 - 04/27/17 at 06:36:47 Blackyboi wrote on 04/27/17 at 05:53:12:** I am not playing MK anymore you rarely did anyway?
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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #65 - 04/27/17 at 07:16:46

Blackyboi wrote on 04/27/17 at 05:53:12:

Dude there are screens of you saying "dude used a TAS bot in wars" also I streamed most of the wars so no item cheats at all xDDD
handle your faggotry, also I am not playing MK anymore so you are save in your world of lies

yeah but you still used kcl hacks for tases Roll Eyes

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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #66 - 04/27/17 at 07:43:46

Blackyboi wrote on 04/27/17 at 05:53:12:

Dude there are screens of you saying "dude used a TAS bot in wars" also I streamed most of the wars so no item cheats at all xDDD
handle your faggotry, also I am not playing MK anymore so you are save in your world of lies

This retard confuses jokes with sincere statements.

Off yourself junky!

And if you aint playing anymore then why are you here?

You were never wanted in the community, your faggot ass was a poison, one of many dweebs cheating to boost their self-esteem and fake-recognition.

You're a lame.

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Blackyboi King Offline fell 4679 times for marty Austria Gender:	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #68 -** 04/27/17 at 09:39:14 The thing is even tho I was cheating a lot, the few times I was playing without cheats I was still better than you <3 I am here just when I am bored
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InnovΔ Legend Offline 3008 days karting Milky Way Galaxy Gender:	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #69 - 04/27/17 at 10:44:21 Blackyboi wrote on 04/27/17 at 09:39:14:** the few times I was playing without cheats I was still better than you <3 kek
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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #70 - 04/27/17 at 14:52:36

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/26/17 at 20:03:09:

How do you do shroomless SC at the old shroom spot for TOAD FACTORY?

Delay your trick off the boost ramp.
You need to have this alignment:

^And you need to tilt your analog stick to the left before this moment while holding the r button until your almost across the lake

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Hugo wrote on 07/31/17 at 15:13:47:

Well, it would be like rolling a die and it landing tails every time. After every roll the chance of it being tails becomes less and less, because eventually it will land on heads.

JawsTheShark wrote on 10/17/18 at 14:10:09:

Walter is Australian, right?

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Reply #71 - 04/27/17 at 20:15:12

Diamond wrote on 04/27/17 at 14:52:36:

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/26/17 at 20:03:09:

How do you do shroomless SC at the old shroom spot for TOAD FACTORY?

Delay your trick off the boost ramp.
You need to have this alignment:

http://i.imgur.com/h92Qe7J.png

^And you need to tilt your analog stick to the left before this moment while holding the r button until your almost across the lake

Thanks holmes.

After I PR on rPB I'm going to PR on TF.

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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #74 - 04/30/17 at 09:12:22

hahaae wrote on 04/30/17 at 09:08:10:

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/30/17 at 09:00:16:

I did it brehs Cheesy

1'13.399 on rPB!!

Last lap was 24.0xx Shocked

:thinks again:

Or was it 23.99x?

I'll improve again, I'm not satisfied.

Good thing my last lap sucks on this run.

I mean, they all suck, but the last lap REALLY sucks.

get that 1:12 doggie >=D

I can't, I'd need the same cheats as Liam and Cole Cool

My realistic goal is low 1'13.2xx

http://www.yourfilelink.com/get.php?fid=1352686

I recorded via iPhone....then sent to my email and then I uploaded here.

Video is shitty if this shit even shows up. I'm done modifying this post.

Edit: Lawl, this shitty site makes you wait 10 seconds, then makes you download the video Grin

The only site that would let me upload this shit without an account Cool

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