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WL95★Jaxon Elite Offline I like pancakes... a lot Said hello to 2568 people of YouTube USA Gender:	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #101 - 12/09/18 at 14:43:16 JawsTheShark wrote on 12/09/18 at 14:28:25:** I need a new controller too. This shit sucks, can barely spark an MT with these garbage buttons It's OVER (for me). Do they still sell GCN Controllers? ORIGINAL only, fuck an off-brand! Smash Ultimate GCNs are your go
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Reply #102 - 12/09/18 at 14:57:13

WL95★Jaxon wrote on 12/09/18 at 14:43:16:

JawsTheShark wrote on 12/09/18 at 14:28:25:

I need a new controller too. This shit sucks, can barely spark an MT with these garbage buttons Grin

It's OVER (for me).

Do they still sell GCN Controllers? ORIGINAL only, fuck an off-brand!

Smash Ultimate GCNs are your go

They're the same? And not cheap AF like these off-brand trash companies?

Original Nintendo products are strong AF!

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Reply #103 - 12/09/18 at 16:50:57

JawsTheShark wrote on 12/09/18 at 14:57:13:

WL95★Jaxon wrote on 12/09/18 at 14:43:16:

JawsTheShark wrote on 12/09/18 at 14:28:25:

I need a new controller too. This shit sucks, can barely spark an MT with these garbage buttons Grin

It's OVER (for me).

Do they still sell GCN Controllers? ORIGINAL only, fuck an off-brand!

Smash Ultimate GCNs are your go

They're the same? And not cheap AF like these off-brand trash companies?

Original Nintendo products are strong AF!

https://www.amazon.com/GameCube-Controller-Super-Ultimate-nintendo-switch/dp/...

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Rhodechill wrote on 02/16/18 at 09:53:50:

how do you get WR but bypass the top tens

Arvo57 wrote on 02/10/19 at 11:35:14:

PP can do whatever the fuck they want, I and nobody else can really change that

JawsTheShark wrote on 02/26/19 at 22:18:26:

Your sneak disses are desperate and weak!

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WL95★Jaxon Elite Offline I like pancakes... a lot Said hello to 2568 people of YouTube USA Gender:	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #105 - 12/12/18 at 13:02:49 JawsTheShark wrote on 12/12/18 at 11:45:08:** I'm watching Jascol's stream (is that the poster above me?) and kc-Thomas is playing in the WW. Lawl. Lemme get a used Wii if WiFi is still active! nope not me. I go by WiiLord95, WL95, Jaxon, or some combination of that
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Reply #106 - 12/12/18 at 13:51:44

WL95★Jaxon wrote on 12/12/18 at 13:02:49:

JawsTheShark wrote on 12/12/18 at 11:45:08:

I'm watching Jascol's stream (is that the poster above me?) and kc-Thomas is playing in the WW.

Lawl.

Lemme get a used Wii if WiFi is still active!

nope not me. I go by WiiLord95, WL95, Jaxon, or some combination of that

I prefer to call you "The REAL MC WR Holder"

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Hugo wrote on 07/31/17 at 15:13:47:

Well, it would be like rolling a die and it landing tails every time. After every roll the chance of it being tails becomes less and less, because eventually it will land on heads.

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Walter is Australian, right?

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Reply #107 - 12/12/18 at 14:16:05

WL95★Jaxon wrote on 12/12/18 at 13:02:49:

JawsTheShark wrote on 12/12/18 at 11:45:08:

I'm watching Jascol's stream (is that the poster above me?) and kc-Thomas is playing in the WW.

Lawl.

Lemme get a used Wii if WiFi is still active!

nope not me. I go by WiiLord95, WL95, Jaxon, or some combination of that

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Reply #108 - 02/22/19 at 13:51:53

Just started TT'ing (again).

rMC with Luke's WR on REPLAY via YOUTUBE on the CPU screen.

Just did a run with :4xx first two laps (with no double trick) and then crashed and burned lap 3 due to nervousness.

Tips on doing the double trick consistently?

I need WIMMIFI. I want to play online again before I die!

I can die any day, so how about someone help me with that? Smiley

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PaulM78 Elite Offline I Love Mark 2.0! missed 3420 mts Gender:	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #109 -** 02/22/19 at 13:59:11 @Jaws When you trick off first trick on double, lean back. It will give like a "suction" effect and you will increase chances of getting a fast double significantly. If you hop too late and go over bump, just start leaning forwards again.
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Reply #110 - 02/22/19 at 15:57:55

PaulM78 wrote on 02/22/19 at 13:59:11:

@Jaws

When you trick off first trick on double, lean back. It will give like a "suction" effect and you will increase chances of getting a fast double significantly. If you hop too late and go over bump, just start leaning forwards again.

Okay.

So, I usually use "up trick," after doing so, I hold DOWN (back) on the control stick and try and trick again?

What direction trick is most probable for success?

Today, my best lap was a 30:381...with a double trick ETC.

I see there is 5 parts to the track...

Beginning turn - Shortcut (I know now to be as close to the tree on the right as possible) - Double MT before Piranahs - Bumpy Area - Last Trick!!

I'll PR for sure soon...I was close a lot today.

OFC, I still get nervous and fuck up on Lap 3 in outrageous ways...

Who takes adderall and does this shit? I never knew about the magical effects it has on focus when I played. But last year I took a few for COD and was 30-0'ing in FFA non stop. Grin

I'm late, but I see adderall is steroids for games.

Give me another pill and I'll PR for sure. Smiley

Edit: My times suck Smiley

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Reply #111 - 02/26/19 at 21:44:45

Yo. rMC pissed me off so I quit and am doing rPB.

I can get 1'13.1xx (realistically) in the next pr.

i need advice. I asked Cole, but I have other issues I didn't ask him.

Lap 1 shroom. Why the fuck does it seem random to me? I'll go in the grass the same as my ghost, then leave a little bit before it and i get stuck in the grass anyway Cheesy

And the red chicken before the last turn...how often do you rapists with 1'12.xxx times line up where you dont have to double hop before the turn?

That's all!

I'm terrible at the first turn on lap2/3 now.

I need a new controller. Sad

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Reply #112 - 02/26/19 at 21:51:19

Oh yeah, MODS, get on your job and update my times: reference point = first page of this thread.

I'll check tomorrow to see if its all accurate, but it should be!

http://www.mariokart64.com/mkw/profile.php?pid=505

Coconut Mall is not 1'59 anymore.

WAluigi Stadium is better too!

Same with a few others.

Just put random dates for the updated times

i got rWS and CM in this thread (i think).

I also got MMM (if its not updated) around the same time.

rYF i forgot...

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Reply #113 - 02/26/19 at 22:12:08

JawsTheShark wrote on 02/26/19 at 21:51:19:

Oh yeah, MODS, get on your job and update my times: reference point = first page of this thread.

http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1385329406
http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1515957321

Considering you practically live here, it wouldn't hurt to open your eyes every now and then

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Rhodechill wrote on 02/16/18 at 09:53:50:

how do you get WR but bypass the top tens

Arvo57 wrote on 02/10/19 at 11:35:14:

PP can do whatever the fuck they want, I and nobody else can really change that

JawsTheShark wrote on 02/26/19 at 22:18:26:

Your sneak disses are desperate and weak!

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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #115 - 02/26/19 at 23:12:07

JawsTheShark wrote on 02/26/19 at 22:18:26:

WL95★Jaxon wrote on 02/26/19 at 22:12:08:

JawsTheShark wrote on 02/26/19 at 21:51:19:

Oh yeah, MODS, get on your job and update my times: reference point = first page of this thread.

http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1385329406
http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1515957321

Considering you practically live here, it wouldn't hurt to open your eyes every now and then

I live on the internet 24/7 dude.

You do know smart phones exist right?

Also, I get special privilege since I'm a pioneer of the game. I don't have to submit through that avenue.

Your sneak disses are desperate and weak!

You've only been here for a year and some days and talkin shit...FUCK OUTTA HERE. Smiley

If you don't want your website updated and professional, that's up to you!

You need to socialize more. You're offended by me when you shouldn't be. You clearly don't leave your (parents) home enough. If you did, a thread that isn't directed at you, a question not directed at you, a statement not directed at you, wouldn't push you to insulting someone dweeb.

>Wants times updated
>Doesn't use thread specifically made to update times
okey

also I've been in the community since 2011 and active since 2014. Just never made a PP account

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Rhodechill wrote on 02/16/18 at 09:53:50:

how do you get WR but bypass the top tens

Arvo57 wrote on 02/10/19 at 11:35:14:

PP can do whatever the fuck they want, I and nobody else can really change that

JawsTheShark wrote on 02/26/19 at 22:18:26:

Your sneak disses are desperate and weak!

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Etch sage Offline 3.0+1.0=CUTE 6964 time runner-up	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #117 -** 02/28/19 at 13:37:11 Jaws just wants to live and time trials quietly... If you all need to poke the hornet's nest again here in said thread it's on you, lol.
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JawsTheShark Titan Offline Sharkin' (((It))) Up 5950 holabolas Isolation	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #118 -** 02/28/19 at 17:02:29 Etch, your sense is heightened by these retards you moderate! Also, I need a new GCN, the hop button has been fucking me over!! But, I'm motivated to improve my OUTDATED and SHIT times. I'll buy a new one tomorrow!
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Reply #119 - 03/04/19 at 16:42:45

Aite playa playas, I'm back in the mix!

Currently raping: MMM.

Been getting :4xx and :3xx lap 1's with ease (through 1.5 hours of tt'ing the track)...but...can't even get a low trick on lap 2 (YET).

ADVICE?

Also, the current Bowser's Castle NO-glitch world record is inspiring me to improve my non-glitch time. Is the dude who holsters the current WR actually saving time with those struggle low tricks before the half-pipe? He also could've went right at the end of lap 3 to get another trick for 2'20.4xx...his loss though!

NOTE: I do UP TRICK for the low hop. Is that what is fucking me up? Should I be doing DOWN TRICK like the WR's?

I've gotten one low trick on the 2nd lap of MMM in 2 hours of tt'ing (TOTAL since coming back)... Smiley

Am I supposed to line up wider than usual or what? Flabby 'n Sick in the building. Smiley

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InnovΔ Legend Offline punched 3008 kiddies Milky Way Galaxy Gender:	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #121 - 03/07/19 at 04:01:38 JawsTheShark wrote on 03/06/19 at 17:25:17:** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JjHj0yzd1I Is this a good shroomless time brehs? Just found it on Nas' YouTube looking through old [Rv]olution wars! The GOAT clan! https://www.mariokartboards.com/threads/shroomless-top-10s.1146/
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Reply #122 - 03/25/19 at 09:12:33

Hey brehs.

I got my Wii and need help to recreate my Smile mii.

COLE: Can you help by extracting it from your database or whatever means you did it by when you did the WR site?

I have everything aligned with it; but, I don't think the nose is right!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOlddONB6Ic

I zoomed in from this video 300% and still can't see it good enough!

If it's too much time consumption; forget my request.

I need help getting CTGP.

Can someone help me? In like 3 hours?

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Reply #123 - 03/25/19 at 09:18:43

JawsTheShark wrote on 03/25/19 at 09:12:33:

Hey brehs.

I got my Wii and need help to recreate my Smile mii.

COLE: Can you help by extracting it from your database or whatever means you did it by when you did the WR site?

I have everything aligned with it; but, I don't think the nose is right!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOlddONB6Ic

I zoomed in from this video 300% and still can't see it good enough!

If it's too much time consumption; forget my request.

I need help getting CTGP.

Can someone help me? In like 3 hours?

I can do it when I get home

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if you anonymize the names of mkw predators eventually the whole leaderboard will be anonymous

Puddings wrote on 03/11/23 at 19:31:52:

mkdd gayass mf game, y'all tried playing bitches?

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Reply #124 - 03/25/19 at 10:05:18

InnovΔ wrote on 03/25/19 at 09:18:43:

JawsTheShark wrote on 03/25/19 at 09:12:33:

Hey brehs.

I got my Wii and need help to recreate my Smile mii.

COLE: Can you help by extracting it from your database or whatever means you did it by when you did the WR site?

I have everything aligned with it; but, I don't think the nose is right!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOlddONB6Ic

I zoomed in from this video 300% and still can't see it good enough!

If it's too much time consumption; forget my request.

I need help getting CTGP.

Can someone help me? In like 3 hours?

I can do it when I get home

Thanks. What is your discord?

Edit: http://chadsoft.co.uk/install-guide/#wii_43

Downloading the 6th step now. It's stuck at 99%, wtf!?

Edit: Thanks for the offer; but, rusoX is helping me now!

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