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*** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread ***
04/15/17 at 22:08:52

Yo. I just watched rusoX old WR with Daisy on Koopa Cape. I was like: "Yeah, my time sucks, I can easily do what he did one lap and do lap 2 and 3 the old way to improve my trash 2'22.616 time." I can't even do the hop over the old shroom-spot part right. Not to mention I can't even do the ending, how the fuck do you hump the wall like that and get the no air boost from the zipper and shit Smiley

Here's my times, most are ancient and they ALL suck by now in 2017. I want to IMPROVE them all.

My times:

Luigi Circuit: 01:09.754
Moo Moo Meadows: 01:16.858
Mushroom Gorge: 00:48:427 (Glitch)
Toad's Factory: 01:51.947

Mario Circuit: 01:22.347
Coconut Mall: 01:58.972
DK Summit: 01:54.065
Wario's Gold Mine: 00:52.958 (Glitch)

Daisy Circuit: 01:30.554
Koopa Cape: 02:22.616
Maple Treeway: 02:20.027
Grumble Volcano: 00:23.650 (Glitch)

Dry Dry Ruins: 01:51.357
Moonview Highway: 01:45.176
Bowser's Castle: 02:17.321 (Glitch)
Rainbow Road: 02:31.881

GCN Peach Beach: 01:13.363
DS Yoshi Falls: 00:59.750
SNES Ghost Valley 2: 00:54.193
N64 Mario Raceway: 01:43.489

N64 Sherbet Land: 02:05.938
GBA Shy Guy Beach: 01:23.541
DS Delfino Square: 02:06.524
GCN Waluigi Stadium: 01:53.960

DS Desert Hills: 01:36.471
GBA Bowser Castle 3: 02:03.907
N64 DK's Jungle Parkway: 02:15.206
GCN Mario Circuit: 01:31.842

SNES Mario Circuit 3: 01:19.048
DS Peach Gardens: 02:00.337
GCN DK Mountain: 02:09.773
N64 Bowser's Castle: 02:32.617

HELP!

Which of my times would be objectively MORE probable I could PR over the rest?

And also, some of these strats I can't do! Like the Koopa Cape shit and many more.

I was never the GOAT driver, I was just the GOAT at everything else and a solid driver Smiley

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JawsTheShark Titan Offline Sharkin' (((It))) Up 5950 holabolas Isolation	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #1 -** 04/15/17 at 22:30:49 I try Daisy on my rBC time and get left in the dust I can't even beat this autistic Waluigi Stadium time Why the FUCK does Daisy/Funky get stuck on the wall when you trick against it before the shroom-spot?
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J-Cop Legend Offline The Jon Coppernoll of MKSC ate 5750 donuts Wisconsin, USA Gender:	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #2 -** 04/15/17 at 22:53:15 The two that stick out the most to me are Moonview Highway and Shy Guy Beach. You could probably knock off at least half a second on MH by using the flame runner, and subbing 1:23 on SGB is easy with the spear. I'm no help on most others, I still use the old strats on most tracks.
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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #3 - 04/15/17 at 23:38:37

My Coconut Mall time is pathetic.

I was just beating my ghost. Then I got more air on the last escalator (lap 3) than a missile.

I was still beating my ghost but I was disappointed by losing so much time...I ran into a wall on purpose.

I can rape my time by like :500 easily even though my time would still suck.

Every time I do the banister trick my wheelie never comes out, pathetic shit.

Edit:

I can easily dismantle my time by 1 second if I can stop doing stupid shit after a good start.

I am awake at 4:26 A.M. like a crackhead trying to improve.

I wanted to go to bed 2 hours ago, now I'm going to only get 5 hours of sleep Smiley

The cars are fucking me up. Made me slow on the GHOST, and now when I'm AHEAD of my ghost I don't know where they will be.

I'm getting pissed.

Nothing enrages me more than MK Wii.

Which is not good.

Off to bed for now.

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« Last Edit: 04/16/17 at 00:27:56 by JawsTheShark »

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Colvin Ex Member	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #4 -** 04/16/17 at 05:10:16 You haven't even done half the glitches yet. There are tutorials on YouTube.
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Liam Ashcroft Ex Member	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #5 - 04/16/17 at 06:23:43 DennisColvin76 wrote on 04/16/17 at 05:10:16:** You haven't even done half the glitches yet. There are tutorials on YouTube. i recommend not bothering
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Colvin Ex Member	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #6 - 04/16/17 at 06:32:53 liamash971 wrote on 04/16/17 at 06:23:43:** i recommend not bothering Why? Glitches are part of the game, so might as well learn them.
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Sam F Ex Member	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #7 -** 04/16/17 at 06:33:07 The only ones bothering about is CM and MC. The others aren't really needed
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Diamond Legend Offline Roasted 2942 Statisticians	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #8 - 04/16/17 at 07:33:55 DennisColvin76 wrote on 04/16/17 at 06:32:53: liamash971 wrote on 04/16/17 at 06:23:43:** i recommend not bothering Why? Glitches are part of the game, so might as well learn them. If he's better at ng than glitch it would be better for him to have a good ng chart than to have a bad glitch chart
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Vega Legend Offline ate 4952 donuts In the Time Base of Broadway Gender:	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #9 -** 04/16/17 at 07:38:34 No glitch ranking should be the main ranking.........
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Diamond Legend Offline Roasted 2942 Statisticians	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #10 - 04/16/17 at 07:40:40 Vega wrote on 04/16/17 at 07:38:34:** No glitch ranking should be the main ranking......... Agreed, but that ain't happening unless we get a plethora of new players who prefer to fill the ng charts instead of the glitch ones
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Colvin Ex Member	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #11 - 04/16/17 at 07:46:28 Vega wrote on 04/16/17 at 07:38:34:** No glitch ranking should be the main ranking......... Combined charts have 505 players, Non-SC charts have 188 players...
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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #12 - 04/16/17 at 07:47:42

Diamond wrote on 04/16/17 at 07:40:40:

Vega wrote on 04/16/17 at 07:38:34:

No glitch ranking should be the main ranking......... Smiley

Agreed, but that ain't happening unless we get a plethora of new players who prefer to fill the ng charts instead of the glitch ones

What's even worse is since the Non-SC AF isn't the main ranking, a news updater can't even get stats to post news on the main page about Non-SC AF movement.

Also doesn't matter if the activity of Non-SC increases, it still depends if we can motivate Penev to do it.

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Colvin Ex Member	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #13 -** 04/16/17 at 07:57:06 What's the point of making Non-SC the main ranking if SC has way more players? (505 vs 188)
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JawsTheShark Titan Offline Sharkin' (((It))) Up 5950 days karting Isolation	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #14 -** 04/16/17 at 08:01:04 All I did was go to sleep and now I'm awake again. Time for moar Coconut Mall [no glitch], I know I can rape my time!
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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #15 - 04/16/17 at 08:14:34

DennisColvin76 wrote on 04/16/17 at 07:57:06:

What's the point of making Non-SC the main ranking if SC has way more players? (505 vs 188)

If we had the Non-SC as the Main AF, it would attract more players to cut that deficit you mentioned.

Non-SC AF rankings are cosistent and it shows overall who has the best driving skills (glitches are a diff type of skill).

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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #16 - 04/16/17 at 08:21:38

Vega wrote on 04/16/17 at 08:14:34:

If we had the Non-SC as the Main AF, it would attract more players to cut that deficit you mentioned.

Non-SC AF rankings are cosistent and it shows overall who has the best driving skills (glitches are a diff type of skill).

You're right. Most glitches are pretty annoying and luck based anyway. Should I make a poll? (on a different thread ofc)

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JawsTheShark Titan Offline Sharkin' (((It))) Up punched 5950 kiddies Isolation	Re: * The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread Reply #17 -** 04/16/17 at 08:24:32 I regret doing the glitches on my main account. Just got a pathetic improvement to Coconut Mall. 01:59:474 ---> 01:59.332 Lap 1 was 39.6x Lap 2 was 40.0x Lap 3 was 39.6x Ofc after lap 1 I got nervous and fucked up. Pathetic how I couldn't even sub 1'59.
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Reply #18 - 04/16/17 at 09:20:18

Vega wrote on 04/16/17 at 07:47:42:

Diamond wrote on 04/16/17 at 07:40:40:

Vega wrote on 04/16/17 at 07:38:34:

No glitch ranking should be the main ranking......... Smiley

Agreed, but that ain't happening unless we get a plethora of new players who prefer to fill the ng charts instead of the glitch ones

What's even worse is since the Non-SC AF isn't the main ranking, a news updater can't even get stats to post news on the main page about Non-SC AF movement.

Also doesn't matter if the activity of Non-SC increases, it still depends if we can motivate Penev to do it.

Yeah, it sucks that some people have good af's because of luck based glitches and that we can't see non sc af movement Sad

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Hugo wrote on 07/31/17 at 15:13:47:

Well, it would be like rolling a die and it landing tails every time. After every roll the chance of it being tails becomes less and less, because eventually it will land on heads.

JawsTheShark wrote on 10/17/18 at 14:10:09:

Walter is Australian, right?

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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #19 - 04/16/17 at 09:26:17

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/15/17 at 22:08:52:

I can't even do the hop over the old shroom-spot part right. Not to mention I can't even do the ending, how the fuck do you hump the wall like that and get the no air boost from the zipper and shit Smiley

The ending ramp is about finding a sweet aiming for the ramp, I take it a bit to the right from the middle, then you start drifting when the first boost is over and keep turning right until you have hit the wall.

There are a few different ways of doing it. You can just turn into it or even hop into the edge

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Re: *** The Official Help Jaws Time Trials Thread
Reply #20 - 04/16/17 at 09:40:44

★rusoX wrote on 04/16/17 at 09:26:17:

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/15/17 at 22:08:52:

I can't even do the hop over the old shroom-spot part right. Not to mention I can't even do the ending, how the fuck do you hump the wall like that and get the no air boost from the zipper and shit Smiley

The ending ramp is about finding a sweet aiming for the ramp, I take it a bit to the right from the middle, then you start drifting when the first boost is over and keep turning right until you have hit the wall.

There are a few different ways of doing it. You can just turn into it or even hop into the edge

Alright, thanks. I'll try to "hop into the edge" next attempt.

For now I'm subbing my trash 1'59.xxx time on CM before I do anything else Smiley

EDIT:

GCN Waluigi Stadium: 01:54.896

PR'd to 01:54.529

Shit time by like 4 seconds still Smiley

At least I got two PR's in one day.

:ahh:

The accomplishment, no matter how bad the times are Smiley

Why the FUCK do I get hung up on the WALL before the shroom spot when I trick into it? I lost my huge lead Lap 3 cause of it.

I was gonna sub Smiley

I used Daisy btw, am I doing it wrong? Is Daisy or Funky better here? I prefer Daisy cause I tried both of them.

EDIT #2: Got another PR right after Shocked

01:53.960

I had fail laps 1 and 3 Shocked

I can get 1'52 but that's about it.

My weakness = trick into wall before shroom spot and I can't do that blue zipper fast trick into trick around the corner shit.

I'll try again later. For now I'll bask in glory of my shitty time Wink

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Reply #21 - 04/16/17 at 12:11:57

Yo. How do I send videos from my iPhone to the PC / email?

Cause, I tried sending my last PR on WALUIGI STADIUM so I can get criticism but it said the video was too long.

I recorded it Smiley

Don't even suggest that iCloud trash, I don't use it and I don't remember my iPhone password.

My shit is not password protected Smiley

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Reply #22 - 04/16/17 at 12:40:19

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/16/17 at 12:11:57:

Yo. How do I send videos from my iPhone to the PC / email?

Cause, I tried sending my last PR on WALUIGI STADIUM so I can get criticism but it said the video was too long.

I recorded it Smiley

Don't even suggest that iCloud trash, I don't use it and I don't remember my iPhone password.

My shit is not password protected Smiley

How long was the video?

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Hugo wrote on 07/31/17 at 15:13:47:

Well, it would be like rolling a die and it landing tails every time. After every roll the chance of it being tails becomes less and less, because eventually it will land on heads.

JawsTheShark wrote on 10/17/18 at 14:10:09:

Walter is Australian, right?

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Reply #23 - 04/16/17 at 12:42:24

Diamond wrote on 04/16/17 at 12:40:19:

JawsTheShark wrote on 04/16/17 at 12:11:57:

Yo. How do I send videos from my iPhone to the PC / email?

Cause, I tried sending my last PR on WALUIGI STADIUM so I can get criticism but it said the video was too long.

I recorded it Smiley

Don't even suggest that iCloud trash, I don't use it and I don't remember my iPhone password.

My shit is not password protected Smiley

How long was the video?

This is a stupid question holmes.

I recorded my ghost and it's just under two minutes.

EDIT:

Just raped LAP 1 of WALUIGI STADIUM with a 37.3xx Shocked

Then I went into the mud before the zipper Smiley

I still can't do the shroom spot right, it's what is fucking me up.

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