I'd love to be able to say yes mate, but our house is tiny, we live quite a way outside of London now, and our cat would sleep on your face.
Sami would be your best bet as he has a massive house with several thousand rooms and snes consoles in it. But he does live in Croydon, which is like Detroit, or Fallujah. So you'd be taking your life into your own hands tbh. I do jest, it's not that bad
Just a couple of chavs roaming about.
I do have the week before cdm off though, so I'd be more than happy to come and hang out with you guys if you do come to London
I'm a bit of a London noob (read not a hipster), but I do love a beer and there are many pubs there. We could also go and throw stones at the swans, and happy families in Hyde Park also.