Martijn Veldhuis wrote on 10/29/17 at 10:00:46:


King = 500 posts
Legend = 2000 posts
Titan = 5000 posts
Myth = 10000 posts

Accidentally discovering new glitches #1:

I just tried to do the Daisy Cruiser Glitch shortcut, but somehow I didn't hit the side of the wall, and I maintained full speed, so I ended up on top of the white thing, the game counted me as 'out of bounds', and I respawned right before the moving tables section! Well, with a boost start when you land, it's still faster  

Accidentally discovering new glitches #2:

OK this was so strange:
Some time ago I tried to improve my Maple Treeway time, but in two runs, I managed to find THREE glitches by accident! All of which I didn't know of yet.
OK so in the first run, right after the cannon I tried to drift, but I drifted so tight that I just LOST my SMT   game doesn't like me.
And if that wasn't bad enough, right after that there's a sharp turn that leads to the Wiggler part. Again, I drifted a bit too tight and managed to get stuck behind the fence.
Restarted
Then in my second run, I was doing really good, I think about two seconds ahead of my PR. But in the final lap, with the part where you are crossing a narrow bridge, I tried to drift (why, I can't remember) and somehow I managed to glitch / clip through the left side of the track! I just fell through there!
Thus falling to my doom and my run is screwed

Game rly doesn't like me  

Cubase wrote on 10/30/17 at 19:26:17:


Hehh, I haven't got an 'ultimate line' yet for all tracks. I just drive and see how it gets right now, no strats or everything. If the wigglers are in my way I just go around them then. Takes more time but ahh whatever I don't need a strat rn.  

My profile on Closedverse: https://closed.pizza/users/MartijnMk7

Orange Slices wrote on 12/02/17 at 00:37:49:


Did you get a PR?

Orange Slices wrote on 12/02/17 at 01:54:52:


Okay, GL

Martijn Veldhuis wrote on 12/01/17 at 04:35:11:


OMFG there's another Miiverse?

https://closed.pizza/users/Master_Kek

Fuck ARIAN
She deleted the Mario kart community on Closedverse.

Now I'll never go on it anymore

Harambey180 wrote on 12/24/17 at 09:37:05:


That's hard to do
Maybe I can do it from best ranked to worst ranked.

1Music Park
2DS Waluigi Pinball
3GCN Daisy Cruiser
4Wii Koopa Cape
5Wii Coconut Mall
6Daisy Hills
7Piranha Plant Slide
8DK Jungle
9DS Airship Fortress
9SNES Rainbow Road
11Neo Bowser City
12SNES Mario Circuit 2
13GCN Dino Dino Jungle
14Bowser's Castle
15N64 Kalimari Desert
16Rainbow Road
17Shy Guy Bazaar
18Rock Rock Mountain
19DS DK Pass
19Wii Maple Treeway
21Wario Shipyard
22Maka Wuhu
22 Rosalina's Ice World
24Cheep Cheep Lagoon
25Wuhu Loop
25Mario Circuit
27N64 Luigi Raceway
27GBA Bowser Castle 1
27Wii Mushroom Gorge
27DS Luigi's Mansion
27N64 Koopa Troopa Beach
32Toad Circuit

1      DS DK Pass
2      GCN Daisy Cruiser
3      Cheep Cheep Lagoon
4      Shy Guy Bazaar
5      Wii Coconut Mall
6      N64 Koopa Troopa Beach
7      Music Park
8      Wuhu Loop
9      DK Jungle
10      Rosalina's Ice World
11      DS Airship Fortress
12      N64 Kalimari Desert
13      GCN Dino Dino Jungle
14      Toad Circuit
15      Wii Maple Treeway
16      Wii Koopa Cape
17      N64 Luigi Raceway
18      DS Luigi's Mansion
19      Wii Mushroom Gorge
20      Rock Rock Mountain
21      Neo Bowser City
22      Maka Wuhu
23      Bowser's Castle
24      SNES Rainbow Road
25      Piranha Plant Slide
26      DS Waluigi Pinball
27      Wario Shipyard
28      Rainbow Road
29      SNES Mario Circuit 2
30      GBA Bowser Castle 1
31      Daisy Hills
32      Mario Circuit

Pretty similar to what I expected, although I was sure DH would be last lol

Trashua wrote on 12/29/17 at 12:53:45:


Seems legit...

DH 22nd: American record
DKJ 29th, one of the best tracks
MP 3rd, too lazy to go for 1'48, because of the randomness he hate

Count wrote on 12/29/17 at 16:08:28:


Don't play tracks left and right, focus on one of them only. Try improving your oldest times, this will make things easier and you'll be more confident. Get yourself a rival, or an inactive player whose you can target times. Stop doing the same things again and again, try implementing new, harder strats. Watch WRs and lives (once I updated them) in slow motion and ask yourself what are you doing differently, what should you do the same in order to save time, and how palm trees like Yacine can rule this game despite being autistic. Reward yourself, masturbate only once you reached your goal on a certain track. When you're burned out from TTing, try WWing or playing clan wars, this way you can keep up without being frustrated because of failed runs. And drink milk.

Hope this helped.