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06/09/16 at 10:09:27
 
Hi guys, I ran across this at my workplace. So I turned it into a meme.


Also yesterday I saw the KVDmobile on the street (it's in Montreal).


Speaking of Karel, I stumbled upon an old post from 2003 when his MC1 flap was 12"30 and he didn't understand how to improve it. It's funny because my PR is exactly the same, and I can't seem to find how to improve it Smiley (just a few days later, after takling with Simon, he improved to 12"16...).
KVD wrote on 09/17/03 at 05:22:06:
I played MC1 a lot (I play the game for 8 years now, intensively started time trialling a few months ago), and when i say a lot this means hour after hour racing ghosts for several days in row.
I find it very odd that I can't get a flap of 12"30, my flap is 12"34 now. Of all those countless tries not one!!!
And no reasonable way to improve my racing lines when I got the 12"34 and checked the replay and raced the ghost.
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Reply #1 - 06/09/16 at 10:14:21
 
No doubt that was Non-NBT, and no doubt he probably was mis-understanding how important it is to either pipe jump or use the red rumble strips to cut the corners even closer.

That kind of stuff happens with all of us when we first find this forum.  Smiley
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Reply #2 - 06/09/16 at 10:22:59
 
Joe Reinreb wrote on 06/09/16 at 10:14:21:
That kind of stuff happens with all of us when we first find this forum.  Smiley

Yep Smiley
For me to come to terms with the existence of the top times, I tell myself they exist in a parallel universe Smiley

Joe Reinreb wrote on 06/09/16 at 10:14:21:
No doubt that was Non-NBT, and no doubt he probably was mis-understanding how important it is to either pipe jump or use the red rumble strips to cut the corners even closer.

Joe, I have been "eating" those rumble strips for a long times, and I'm still stuck at 12"30 PAL (I recently did 12"00 in NTSC which I believe is a bit better) :| In fact at that point I need to eat even more sand  Grin

But I know I can do a lot better even before jumping behind the pipes. Just have to make those turns even tighter (the trickiest imho being turn #2, the long one with the 2 pipes).
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Reply #3 - 06/09/16 at 19:49:36
 


When you use your feather and fail



When you play with Koopa in GP 50cc



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Reply #4 - 06/09/16 at 21:46:11
 
The KVD car Smiley Smiley
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Reply #5 - 06/09/16 at 22:57:09
 
Ive seen so many cars over the years with number plates that spell out various karters nicks. Wish id taken pictures of them, but that would be UNSAFE to do while driving.

Some ive seen include TVL, TVK, KVD, and EOJ.

Though the best I saw was on a tv show we have in the UK called Countdown. They pick out letters randomly and have to make words. This one time, at kart camp, the random letters spelled out NTSCJOE. Never been able to find it since.

Also, when you see you qualify for the knockout round at the CDM without the need for a bullshit barrage match:

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:
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Reply #7 - 06/10/16 at 01:28:41
 
Zarkov wrote on 06/09/16 at 22:57:09:
Ive seen so many cars over the years with number plates that spell out various karters nicks. Wish id taken pictures of them, but that would be UNSAFE to do while driving.

Some ive seen include TVL, TVK, KVD, and EOJ.

Though the best I saw was on a tv show we have in the UK called Countdown. They pick out letters randomly and have to make words. This one time, at kart camp, the random letters spelled out NTSCJOE. Never been able to find it since.

Also, when you see you qualify for the knockout round at the CDM without the need for a bullshit barrage match:

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7qDMlVquZI1axqQ8/giphy.gif



NTSCJOE,  Smiley.
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Reply #8 - 06/10/16 at 07:21:36
 
Joe Reinreb wrote on 06/10/16 at 01:28:41:
NTSCJOE,  Smiley.

Did you really write this at 5:30 am???
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Reply #9 - 06/10/16 at 08:24:50
 
4:30, but yeah... I keep strange hours. Smiley
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Reply #10 - 06/10/16 at 09:32:56
 
Joe Reinreb wrote on 06/10/16 at 08:24:50:
4:30, but yeah... I keep strange hours. Smiley

Oh, yeah, I guess you're in Texas with Central time. Still, 4:30 is even earlier Smiley.
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Reply #11 - 06/10/16 at 11:16:04
 
Joe wakes up 4:19am
4:20am, he smokes a joint
He gets high as fuck
4:30am he's posting on the MB

Mystery solved.
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ALAKTORN more like ALAKTO-MOVE-IT-MOVE-IT.



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Reply #12 - 06/10/16 at 12:31:43
 
Firewaster wrote on 06/10/16 at 11:16:04:
Joe wakes up 4:19am
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Mystery solved.


Nailed it.  Smiley
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Reply #13 - 07/04/16 at 11:52:44
 
In order to honor our American friends (today is July 4th!) I drove a (NTSC) RR with all 5 laps in 17"76.
It was relatively easy since I was already playing this track last weekend, and my usual lap times for 5-lap attempts were around that time. Here is the result Smiley

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Reply #14 - 07/04/16 at 12:03:11
 
I don't find it easy, I find it crazy!
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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:
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Reply #15 - 07/04/16 at 16:55:09
 
There is one problem actually : 5 x 17"76 = 1'28"80, not 1'28"88 (which is, by the way, an impossible time on NTSC) ! I don't know what you tried to do, but it's easy to see the blue '2' on the top, and the white '88' on the bottom. Grin
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Reply #16 - 07/04/16 at 18:52:29
 
Alicia Kart wrote on 07/04/16 at 16:55:09:
There is one problem actually : 5 x 17"76 = 1'28"80, not 1'28"88 (which is, by the way, an impossible time on NTSC) ! I don't know what you tried to do, but it's easy to see the blue '2' on the top, and the white '88' on the bottom. Grin


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Reply #17 - 07/04/16 at 21:39:34
 
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Reply #18 - 07/05/16 at 05:19:18
 
Geez, I can't even calculate properly!  Smiley Smiley Smiley

In actuality, the first 2 laps were 17"76, so it gave me this idea Smiley

Antistar, please don't use such a strong word, even as a joke, because it's insulting to those who are genuine ones Wink

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Reply #20 - 10/23/16 at 22:52:51
 
Fabrice Baro wrote on 06/09/16 at 10:09:27:
Speaking of Karel, I stumbled upon an old post from 2003 when his MC1 flap was 12"30 and he didn't understand how to improve it. It's funny because my PR is exactly the same, and I can't seem to find how to improve it Smiley


See Fab, this is proof that you, too, could be playing at Karel's level 13 years from now. But you've really got to put in the time, the effort, and most of all, the HEART!  Smiley

I keep trying to explain to Jordan (Castleton Snob) that the sky is indeed the limit for him. Nobody can realistically expect to jump from Knight/Veteran up to Myth in a few weeks, or a few months. You've truly got to have SMK in your blood to make it work. If you don't pour your heart and soul into it, you'll never realize your full potential!

In the past I've drawn a parallel to obtaining a black belt in a martial art. Nobody goes into the dojo and gets a black belt on their first day. I believe it takes a couple of years, at the least, to achieve the black belt, and you've got to train regularly and devotedly. If it were so easy, everybody would have a black belt, and the black belt wouldn't have such prestige, would it?

Karel is a "black belt" in SMK. (Think of the Myth standards as being like the black belt-- they'd lose their awesomeness if everyone could hit them in just a few weeks' practice.) You're probably more like a green belt, while I would consider myself maybe brown belt. As with learning a martial art, in SMK, you've got to practice progressively more advanced and difficult moves over and over again and learn to execute them with precision and focus when you race for your PRs. If you don't dedicate time to expanding your repertoire of skills, you won't reach higher standards in SMK... or a higher belt in karate.

Perhaps this kind of single-minded determination to improve yourself will carry over into the real world and real-life skills that could make you money...
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Reply #21 - 10/24/16 at 04:01:00
 
Chrono Krysster II wrote on 10/23/16 at 04:07:12:


It's starting to become less likely that this will still happen this year.
The perseverance that has brought me to this level is getting in the way. I can't beat the BC1 5-lap for the moment, but I'm not willing to give up either. There's very little time left until I am forcing myself to switch to NTSC.  Embarrassed
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Reply #22 - 10/24/16 at 05:46:16
 
Karel I encourage you to continue your pain on BC1 Grin Smiley
I also have a question: do you still have the SNES Jr and the SMK US I dedicated to you with my signature behind the cartridge 10 years ago? You know the stuff that William bought to you and that I had someone repair the console and then sent back to Will, and if yes is everything still working perfectly?
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Reply #23 - 10/24/16 at 05:53:21
 
He should better prepare his NTSC skills, otherwise he will lose our battle Roll Eyes...
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Reply #24 - 10/24/16 at 07:11:13
 
Haha yes I still have the SNES jr, but unfortunately it doesnt work very well. It resets quite frequently, which is obviously very bad for PR'ing... Lips Sealed

The NTSC SMK I still have and still use from time to time.  Cheesy
That said, in general I play NTSC on the super famicom now, with the Japanese version.
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