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Reply #50 - 06/15/16 at 15:26:42
 
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 Once you get your mushroom, take it to Mount Ararat in Turkey
(preferably with DK or Bowser) and then use the mushroom to longboost off the top right corner of Noah's Ark.  If my calculations are correct this should take you straight heaven Happy


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If you happen to land inside the ark could you please tell the Easter Bunny that Santa Clause should be there any day now  Smiley Smiley Smiley
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At least you have 1⁄2at2 to think about how everything was a lie! Smiley
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Reply #52 - 06/15/16 at 16:22:21
 
Pastor John Hagee wrote on 06/08/16 at 00:06:09:
Good evening dear members of this internet forum,

I am Dr. John Hagee, Senior Pastor of Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas, in the USA (for those of you who don't live in the United States, and may not know where Texas is), and CEO of Global Evangelism Television (GETV). My story of joining this forum is this. A short time ago, GOD laid it upon my heart that I should extend my ministry more to our younger generations of individuals, most of whom are caught up in the worldly pursuits of rock music, evolution, television, the internet, and video games, and of keeping up with the godless, worthless TRENDS of the day, doing ungodly things because, and I quote, 'everyone else is doing it too'. I decided to try and find places where young people socialize on the internet, and in the process, the LORD led me to stumble upon this forum. I felt an incredible burden on my soul to reach out. So, I went to and fro throughout this forum, reading your messages to each other on the various topics here. And what I have perceived, sadly, is that most of you are UNSAVED, morally depraved, and are bound for HELL!  I realize now that I can not leave with a clean conscience, without reaching to you to come to Christ.

I have a brief message for you all tonight. I know it is not comfortable for you to turn from your worldly ways, but please, with an open heart and an open mind, receive and consider my message to you all.; If  not for mine own sake, then for the sake of Almighty GOD, who sent me! IF you do not have access to a Bible, that is okay: I will post all Bible verses which inspired me to write this message. Please, bear with me through these two brief points.

FIRST, allow me to explain WHY you are lost, unsaved, bound for hell, and not bound for heaven. Romans 3:23 says that "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God". I perceive that if I were to first just to explain the gospel to you, you would find it strange, and not understand it. There are many things that explain why you are unsaved. However, for sake of keeping this message brief, I shall list two prominent explanations for your lack of faith. FIRST, You might be unsaved because you have been deceived by the false, satanic religions of Catholicism, or of the demonically inspired cult of Islam, or of satanic, pagan human secularism, or of any other of a number of evil, man-made religions which exist today! Let me say this. RELIGIONS, like these mentioned here, are DEAD. Allah is DEAD! Mother Mary is DEAD! Every satan-worshipping, pagan atheist who has ever lived, such as Charles Darwin, and Adolf Hitler, and Joseph Stalin, and Mao Zedong, are DEAD! My LORD and SAVIOR, Jesus Christ, is ALIVE, and LIVES TODAY! How do I know this? Because, I have received Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, and have been baptized in the Holy Spirit, that I may know without a doubt that GOD's HOLY SPIRIT LIVES in me! Through salvation, God has SUPER-NATURALLY REVEALED Himself to me! He can do the same to you! There is but ONE way to GOD, for as written in John 14:6 - "Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."" If you have been deceived by any of these false religions, and wish to accept GOD into your hearts, then I invite you to accept JESUS CHRIST as your LORD and SAVIOR, TODAY! If you would like to be SAVED, I will have instructions on how to be saved typed out later in my message, or you may send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE or an EMAIL, and I will lead you to Jesus in private, if you are too embarrassed to ask here, in front of your friends. SECOND, You might be unsaved, because you are bound by SIN. Those of you who live in pagan secular humanist countries like those in Europe or in Asia may not have ever heard what sin is. That's okay; young people such as yourselves are especially good at learning! SIN is anything which defiles GOD, according to the ultimate Authority and Truth of the BIBLE, God's Holy Word! Sin, as said in 1 John 5:17, is any form of wrongdoing. According to Exodus 20:1-17, Matthew 5-7, Galatians 5:19-21, and other passages, examples of sins include lust, alcoholism, drugs, fornication, adultery, looking at pornographic images and videos, debauchery, strife, rebellion, murder, namecalling, homosexuality, leading others to sin, using unclean words, performing abortion, disobeying your parents, worshipping an idol, whether that idol is a statue or a video game or anything else, taking the LORD's name in VAIN, worshipping the prince of darkness SATAN, teaching the satanic lies of evolution, teaching the falsehoods of climate change, living for material THINGS like money, women, and material possessions, touching yourself in an unclean way, or any other number of other evil activities  as listed in the BIBLE! I would guess that most if not all of you are guilty of at least one of the things on this list alone! There is hope, however, if you are bound to any of these activities in your lives. JESUS Christ DIED for ALL of our sins! That includes murder! That includes premarital sex! That even includes homosexuality! HE can save you from all these, and more! Our GOD is a GREAT God. There is, get this, NOTHING that HE can not save you from! Let HIM into your life, and you WILL be cleansed of your sins, for as John 8:32 says, "Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free."

I will end my message here; I don't want to take too much of your time. Before I go, allow me to show you how to find the road to Salvation. Now that you know why you are lost, you can understand Jesus's Gospel, and can understand how to become saved from the vile clutches of the prince of darkness, and from eternal damnation to Hell.

If you have felt the conviction of Jesus Christ by reading this message, and would like to be saved from your sins, please read this webpage in my ministry on how to become a Christian, and pray the prayer written out there, or contact me, either by replying to this message, or by sending me an email or private message of your own, if you would like me to help you and pray for you, as you embark on your journey to Christ and Eternal life in Glory with GOD in Heaven!

*~*LINK TO "HOW TO BECOME A CHRISTIAN"*~* http://www.jhm.org/how-to-become-christian

I will be staying on this forum to offer discussion, encouragement, and support, to those of you who wish to become a Christian, and to those of you who are or who have chosen to become Christian, and want to learn how to grow in Christ and reach others for HIM.

May GOD bless you all!

In CHRIST,
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Reply #54 - 06/17/16 at 11:09:03
 
KVD wrote on 06/17/16 at 01:20:36:


Well fuck, I can't watch this.  Thanks alot Germany  Smiley
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Blocked in my country. Thanks, Obama...  Smiley
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Reply #56 - 06/18/16 at 04:06:24
 
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For what its worth...  Smiley
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Reply #57 - 06/19/16 at 01:07:49
 
The fuck is this thread anyway Roll Eyes Tongue
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Reply #58 - 06/19/16 at 10:10:12
 
The only person who can save you is yourself. God can help you, but mostly it's yourself. That's what I think.
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Reply #59 - 06/20/16 at 22:27:30
 
They do say that God helps those who help themselves...
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Reply #60 - 06/22/16 at 03:03:46
 
Good evening dear forum members,

I apologize that I have not answered your concerns until now. My ministry is a great burden on my time. I will now publicly answer your questions and concerns, so that the hand of GOD may be seen, and the TRUTH of HIS WORD may be proclaimed to all of you.

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Reply #61 - 06/22/16 at 03:12:28
 
In reply to eoJ: the signs of the end times are PROCLAIMED in the heavens, and in the earth! 2 Timothy 3:1-5 says this, "This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come." Luke 21:11 says "And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven." Perilous times are upon us indeed! Earthquakes, pestilence, and famines are seen in divers places throughout the Earth! The PRINCE OF DARKNESS is deceiving many today.

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Reply #62 - 06/22/16 at 03:18:45
 
In reply to Michael F: Salvation is the most important thing you can commit to; I would ADVISE you not to delay! I do not, and have not, played Mario Kart. The Bible says that worldly things will pass away. Mario Kart is a worldly thing, and can be an IDOL, which can lead many good Christians astray into darkness. But, to answer your question, my grandchildren like to play Mario Kart on their Nintendo. They enjoy it very much.

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Reply #63 - 06/22/16 at 03:22:32
 
In reply to Chrono Krysster: DO NOT LEAD CHILDREN ASTRAY INTO PORNOGRAPHIC SITES, INTO THE ARMS OF SATAN! THIS IS A FORUM WHERE CHILDREN AND TEENAGERS GATHER TOGETHER WITH ONE ANOTHER! BY PLACING THAT LINK IN THIS TOPIC, YOU ARE DOING THE WORK OF SATAN!!! MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. I PRAY THAT ONE DAY YOU WILL TURN FROM YOUR WICKED, WRETCHED WAYS!

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Reply #64 - 06/22/16 at 03:24:52
 
In reply to tif: I am not interested in videos of wicked sins being performed by you. Please do NOT send videos of yourself defiling your body to me.

I do not know what this antelope of death you speak of is, unless you are referring to the PRINCE of DARKNESS, SATAN?

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Reply #65 - 06/22/16 at 03:29:59
 
In reply to Humanoidgale: You are wrong, just as those who built the Tower of Babel were wrong. Those who built the Tower of Babel foolishly thought they could get to heaven by building a great tower to reach it, and were in defiance of GOD. Those people were under the influence of SATAN. The ONLY way to reach heaven is by accepting JESUS CHRIST as your LORD and SAVIOR! I implore you to read HIS Gospel today.

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Reply #66 - 06/22/16 at 03:33:30
 
In reply to Antistar: I would very much be overjoyed in my soul to meet you, and to discuss the things of GOD with you! I humbly invite you to attend my sermons at Cornerstone Church, in San Antonio, Texas. I encourage you to use the Google to find the best driving route to my church, if the LORD lays it upon your heart to attend.

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Reply #67 - 06/22/16 at 03:37:36
 
Once again, in reply to Chrono Krysster: It yet has to be revealed WHO the ANTICHRIST is. The BEAST will be revealed in the end times. The signs in the heavens and in the earth shall declare when those times are come. They may come soon! Cry out in repentance, and you shall be saved from those horrendous, bloody times!

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Reply #68 - 06/22/16 at 03:43:28
 
In reply to BSMKDS: You have been DECEIVED by the PRINCE OF DARKNESS, SATAN! Psalm 14:1-2 clearly says "Fools say to themselves, “There is no God.” They are corrupt and commit evil deeds; not one of them practices what is good." If the moderators of this forum claim to be atheists, they are fools, doing the works of SATAN! Do not fall for this lie! Reach out to JESUS so you may be saved! Please send me a message, or ask here, if you would like to learn how you may be saved.

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In reply to Dan H: FIRST, Charles Darwin created the LIE of evolution, to DECEIVE many millions of people away from the WORD of GOD. His teachings have doomed more people to HELL than HITLER ever could! SECOND, I preach URGENCY in my sermons and in my ministry, because I believe that JESUS CHRIST is LORD, and that HE coming soon! I do not want to see ANY here perish in Hell! If YOU are a CHRISTIAN, why are you not operating under this same URGENCY, unless YOU, too, have been deceived by the PRINCE of DARKNESS, and are asleep in your faith? THIRD, I use television as a tool to reach many individuals for CHRIST. JESUS in John 17:16 says "They are not of the world, even as I am not of it." In John 15:19 he says "If you were of the world, the world would love its own. Yet because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you." JESUS CHRIST was IN the world, but was not OF the world! As HIS children, we are obligated to do the same! Thus, while television was meant to be evil, it can be used for the cause of CHRIST! FOURTH, other evangelical pastors are NOT of Christ. Joel Osteen preaches a message of comfort and of slumber! The HING of GLORY is coming soon! Now is not the time for slothfulness, which is of SATAN! FIFTH, rock music is of SATAN! It can be used for the furthering of the cause of Christ, but just as television, it was originally DESIGNED to be a tool of the works of darkness! It was DESIGNED to be a DISTRACTION, an IDOL, in place of the works of the LORD! SIXTH, the LIE of Evolution has NOT been proven! That is a LIE, by corrupt, foolish, WORLDLY, false science! https://answersingenesis.org/reviews/books/book-review-inside-the-nye-ham-debate
/?gclid=CKP3mITLu80CFVAvgQodbrEKjA Look into Answers in Genesis, as my brother in Christ Ken Ham shows very clearly WHY evolution is a LIE! The world was created 6020 years ago, according to the genealogy of the line of Christ, which can be traced back all the way back to Adam in Genesis. SEVENTH, and last, yes, there is a time for entertainment. BUT, too many people IDOLIZE entertainment, and place it as a HIGHER priority than their spiritual lives! It has great POWER to deceive many away from the WORD of GOD, and it has done exactly that ever since it was INVENTED by those who WASTE their lives on worldly escapes from the WORKS and from the WORD of GOD.

I implore you to READ the scriptures, that your heart may be turned back to GOD!

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Reply #70 - 06/22/16 at 04:09:38
 
Once again in reply to tif: The GOD of ABRAHAM, and of ISAAC, and of JACOB, is THE ONE AND ONLY GOD! Allah is not GOD! Buddha is not GOD! Pagan gods are not GOD! Hindu gods are not GOD! And certainly, POKEMON is not GOD.

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Reply #71 - 06/22/16 at 04:10:57
 
I guess the resurrect spell took longer than 3 days to work, some massive lag on that one.
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Reply #72 - 06/22/16 at 04:12:58
 
In reply to Racer727: I sincerely apologize for my long absence. The Ministry given to me by the LORD is a great time commitment, and I cannot be everywhere at once. Only GOD is all-present.
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Reply #73 - 06/22/16 at 04:15:13
 
In reply to Sam F: There is only ONE GOD, and HE is the GOD OF THE BIBLE, the FATHER, the SON, and the HOLY SPIRIT! Do NOT allow Kart to be an idol which leads you astray from the Truth of the WORD of the LORD!

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Reply #74 - 06/22/16 at 04:16:38
 
In reply to Kleenex: Any religion besides true Christianity is only one of many FALSE religions, including this tiffology you say you believe in!

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