Mario Kart MB - How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY!

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Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY!
Reply #25 - 06/08/16 at 04:56:29

Dan H wrote on 06/08/16 at 04:43:41:

P.S. On the sneaking suspicion this is a Harvey alt... Well played, Nick! I'm sure this will get you bonus votes in the KC!

It would have had he done it sooner seeing he's ended up 4th of his group.

Also I'd like to point out that as a Pokémon speedrunner Helix is the only Lord I'm willing to praise.

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ShadowOfMyles wrote on 02/14/15 at 07:54:58:

Just one week before caivs discovered the splices, I had a dream where I took flight over a field. A creature ascended toward me from the nearby forest. As the creature approached, I looked at it and said:

"Ah, the antelope of death. It's because I cheated in Super Mario 64. This will need to be addressed soon."

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Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY!
Reply #26 - 06/08/16 at 05:41:40

KVD wrote on 06/08/16 at 04:53:04:

Humanoidgale wrote on 06/08/16 at 04:06:47:

Eric Olden wrote on 06/08/16 at 02:41:20:

Lol, I'm just going to leave this here.

Street Fighter church edition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oqcG1Ws5FE

I´m dying over here Grin

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Oh and hello Pastor Nicholas Harvgee Wink

I remember that time you used the Jesus kart on DP3, during a speed run. I almost choked on my water I laughed so hard!

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Humanoidgale Elite Offline The cake is a lie... worships 3380 kartgods Monroe, Louisiana Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #27 - 06/08/16 at 05:59:24 ``I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.´´ - Philipians 4:13 https://youtu.be/DmUwiVkWRDA
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Eric Olden Elite Offline Fire Lord of the Kartel. fell 3233 times for marty Louisiana Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #28 - 06/08/16 at 06:22:30 Humanoidgale wrote on 06/08/16 at 05:59:24: ``I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.´´ - Philipians 4:13 https://youtu.be/DmUwiVkWRDA Dude I forgot about that, lol! He is a decepticon for sure!
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Racer727 King Offline MK is my best frenemy. worships 3427 kartgods Seattle, Washington, USA Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #29 - 06/08/16 at 07:21:26 If he's so concerned about our lives, then why does he ignore us?
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Firewaster Legend Offline Brazilian POWER helped 6863 people Goiânia - Brasil Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #30 - 06/08/16 at 07:45:52 Racer727 wrote on 06/08/16 at 07:21:26: If he's so concerned about our lives, then why does he ignore us? Maybe he died. Let's wait 3 more days for his return, just in case...
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Racer727 King Offline MK is my best frenemy. missed 3427 mts Seattle, Washington, USA Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #31 - 06/08/16 at 08:19:08 Firewaster wrote on 06/08/16 at 07:45:52: Racer727 wrote on 06/08/16 at 07:21:26: If he's so concerned about our lives, then why does he ignore us? Maybe he died. Let's wait 3 more days for his return, just in case...
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Sam F Ex Member	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #32 - 06/08/16 at 08:21:05 My only God is kart.
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Hugo Legend Offline 3670 days karting France Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #33 - 06/08/16 at 08:35:57 I thought you guys were all converted to tiffology...
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Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY!
Reply #34 - 06/08/16 at 09:33:33

Firewaster wrote on 06/08/16 at 07:45:52:

Racer727 wrote on 06/08/16 at 07:21:26:

If he's so concerned about our lives, then why does he ignore us?

Maybe he died. Let's wait 3 more days for his return, just in case...

Karel told me in twitch that Guilherme had made the funniest post in the thread, and you did not disappoint, my Brazilian drinking buddy!

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Sam F Ex Member	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #35 - 06/08/16 at 09:43:52 This post also cured me of my gayness, I have dumped my boyfriend for an anime girl with large tits.
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J-Cop Legend Offline The Jon Coppernoll of MKSC 5750 days karting Wisconsin, USA Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #36 - 06/08/16 at 19:52:02 There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: Not today
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☆ᓂ King Offline Who’s the evil twin? Both of us.... hit 3244 moles Canada Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #37 - 06/08/16 at 20:55:13 J-Cop wrote on 06/08/16 at 19:52:02: There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: Not today True that
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Bradon King Offline Mainly on CyberScore now. fell 3244 times for marty Delta, B.C., Canada Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #38 - 06/08/16 at 20:56:46 First of all... Why would a 5mil netwoth guy want to come to this site to talk about Cristianity And HOW did he pick THIS forum? Secondly, WHY would he come to THIS site? In Conclusion, he is either wasting his time or its somebody's ALT...
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☆ᓂ King Offline Who’s the evil twin? Both of us.... fell 3244 times for marty Canada Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #39 - 06/08/16 at 20:57:47 To John - Sorry but these people here are alot older then the "youth" you specify.....
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Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY!
Reply #40 - 06/08/16 at 20:59:40

Bradon wrote on 06/08/16 at 20:56:46:

First of all... Why would a 5mil netwoth guy want to come to this site to talk about Cristianity
And HOW did he pick THIS forum?

Secondly, WHY would he come to THIS site?

In Conclusion, he is either wasting his time or its somebody's ALT...
Smiley

Clearly he found another avenue that has yet to be tapped by people of his ilk. What televangelist is simply satisfied with only having $5 million when there is so much more money to be made saving the lives of everyone here on this forum? Smiley

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TvL Legend Offline Long live the entropy! ate 7119 donuts Wassenaar (Netherlands) Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #41 - 06/09/16 at 01:40:43
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Orange Slices King Offline Oh shit a talking fruit punched 3266 kiddies Australia, Adelaide Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #42 - 06/09/16 at 03:24:38 &b wrote on 06/08/16 at 08:21:05: My only God is kart. Kart is my only God
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Joe Reinreb NinjaEoj Offline Name anagram: Beer Joiner 7259 pubs visited Chicago, Illinois	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #44 - 06/09/16 at 12:49:07 Clearly the evidence of human existence would be completely eradicated as well, right?
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Chrono Krysster II Legend Offline I love Mark 3.0 6864 days karting OUT OF TIME Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #45 - 06/09/16 at 19:27:21 I think we scared the shit out of Pastor John Hagee
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☆ᓂ King Offline Who’s the evil twin? Both of us.... missed 3244 mts Canada Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #46 - 06/09/16 at 20:52:01 Chrono Krysster II wrote on 06/09/16 at 19:27:21: I think we scared the shit out of Pastor John Hagee XD we probably have XD
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Orange Slices King Offline Oh shit a talking fruit ate 3266 donuts Australia, Adelaide Gender:	Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY! Reply #47 - 06/10/16 at 01:15:59 ☆ᓂ wrote on 06/09/16 at 20:52:01: Chrono Krysster II wrote on 06/09/16 at 19:27:21: I think we scared the shit out of Pastor John Hagee XD we probably have XD We scared the "Pasta" right out of Pastor
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Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY!
Reply #48 - 06/10/16 at 20:51:59

Orange Slices wrote on 06/10/16 at 01:15:59:

☆ᓂ wrote on 06/09/16 at 20:52:01:

Chrono Krysster II wrote on 06/09/16 at 19:27:21:

I think we scared the shit out of Pastor John Hagee Smiley

XD we probably have XD

We scared the "Pasta" right out of Pastor

Are you "kitten" me right Moew" ..... That pasta was not the strat i wanted XD

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Re: How to be Saved through Jesus Christ TODAY!
Reply #49 - 06/14/16 at 10:58:54

Humanoidgale wrote on 06/08/16 at 00:51:59:

Once you get your mushroom, take it to Mount Ararat in Turkey
(preferably with DK or Bowser) and then use the mushroom to longboost off the top right corner of Noah's Ark. If my calculations are correct this should take you straight heaven Happy

Brb gonna practice this strat

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