Heres to kick off my compaign,



It's gonna be ridiculas, it's gonna be outrageous, you can count on it, it's gonne be great! am I even in this karter contest? I don't even know. am I even credible to be in this karter contest? probably not. But I will try to win it anyways.

let it be known that this is a continuous campaign, and it will be composed of many, many many many many many many many post. as many post as I can get, I plan on doubling my post count by the time it's over, the boards will be riddled by threads made by me. it's gonna be great!

Before I trash my opponents first let me say this,
I promise hence fourth, that I will build a wall to seperate the mk64 smk and superior players from the mk wii players and the mkds players, It's gonna be ridiculas.

I'm also gonna police these boards from now on, I'll make sure no black players are allowed to post more than 3 post a day, and I promise to help mark jones pay for the forum.

I'm also gonna give nick harvey liposuction, then deliever his fat in packs to starving children all over the world, who said I didn't know economics?

speaking of mark jones,

an extremely credible source has told me that all of mark jones's times are indeed, fake.

and don't vote on cooper lovera either, he said my bb time was shit, but it's infact my greatest time, and I am one of the greatest players.

you know it really doesn't matter what karters say about pobre, as long as you got a nice, beautiful piece of ass.


look, look how beautiful I am,


When mkds sends people to this board, they aren't sending the best, they're not sending you, they're sending peple that have lots of problems, rapist(alaktorn), man children (nicola gatti), only one credible man has ever come out of this bunch and thats robert szabo. the system is rigged against him i tell you

I'll bring back the spirit of booth, and I promise to make amends with jones; that is if he's willing to admit I'm better than he is.

I promise mod powers to anyone who votes me past the 16 mark.
and julia's tits.

trust me, I'm 7th best mk64 player in the world, until daniel burbank and beck abney cheated somehow to pass my 5th position.

vote pobre!

Real or Imagined? wrote on 06/03/16 at 12:54:30:


By looking at your phone can you tell me how old is this pic, 10 years or what?! ^^