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Reply #25 - 06/03/16 at 07:46:49
 
Most kicks in the balls I received were more enjoyable than my first four months in Wales.
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"When god gave out brains you thought he said trains and missed the last one"

ShadowOfMyles wrote on 02/14/15 at 07:54:58:
Just one week before caivs discovered the splices, I had a dream where I took flight over a field. A creature ascended toward me from the nearby forest. As the creature approached, I looked at it and said:

"Ah, the antelope of death. It's because I cheated in Super Mario 64. This will need to be addressed soon."
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Reply #26 - 06/03/16 at 14:06:15
 
tif wrote on 06/02/16 at 08:17:52:
Apart from allowing me to meet great people (and also fank)

Come on tif, we all know that's an asshole response.
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Reply #27 - 06/03/16 at 14:21:50
 
An asshole response would be 'fart'.
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"When god gave out brains you thought he said trains and missed the last one"

ShadowOfMyles wrote on 02/14/15 at 07:54:58:
Just one week before caivs discovered the splices, I had a dream where I took flight over a field. A creature ascended toward me from the nearby forest. As the creature approached, I looked at it and said:

"Ah, the antelope of death. It's because I cheated in Super Mario 64. This will need to be addressed soon."
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Reply #28 - 06/04/16 at 08:27:03
 
Why vote for this guy if he can't even keep a simple apartment?
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Syzygy [Tim] you are a fucking milkface i like to punch you in your fucking milkface ..

Why'd you cut holes in the face of your moon base? Don't you know about the temperature change?
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Reply #29 - 06/04/16 at 08:33:24
 
Rhodechill wrote on 06/04/16 at 08:27:03:
Why vote for this guy if he can't even keep a simple apartment?

Because tif
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Reply #30 - 06/04/16 at 14:36:53
 
Rhodechill wrote on 06/04/16 at 08:27:03:
Why vote for this guy if he can't even keep a simple apartment?


You are rude with this homeless man Angry Roll Eyes Don't worry I'll continue to vote for you Tif until you lost your internet connection Cheesy
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Reply #31 - 06/04/16 at 14:43:13
 
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Reply #32 - 06/04/16 at 14:44:02
 
Antistar wrote on 06/04/16 at 14:43:13:
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Reply #33 - 06/04/16 at 15:05:57
 
Yoshistar™ wrote on 06/04/16 at 14:44:02:
Antistar wrote on 06/04/16 at 14:43:13:
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Reply #34 - 06/04/16 at 16:05:29
 
ikept mhy appmartmen t folr 2 yeatrs and a half thank yoàuj very much

tyhanks for bvolting me gujyhs i m fikcubkin drunk atm bujht il be fin e
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"When god gave out brains you thought he said trains and missed the last one"

ShadowOfMyles wrote on 02/14/15 at 07:54:58:
Just one week before caivs discovered the splices, I had a dream where I took flight over a field. A creature ascended toward me from the nearby forest. As the creature approached, I looked at it and said:

"Ah, the antelope of death. It's because I cheated in Super Mario 64. This will need to be addressed soon."
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Reply #35 - 06/05/16 at 04:47:42
 
Now that I've sobered up I wanted to give y'all a proper thank for allowing to easily win my group (never even dreamt of beating Drew in a popularity contest, let alone by a fair margin). Cheers everyone!

I'll continue on with my story a couple of days before my next match is up. In the meantime vote for fank in his tiebreaking match. Even though he's shit at making tournament formats the bloke is actually quite entertaining.
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"When god gave out brains you thought he said trains and missed the last one"

ShadowOfMyles wrote on 02/14/15 at 07:54:58:
Just one week before caivs discovered the splices, I had a dream where I took flight over a field. A creature ascended toward me from the nearby forest. As the creature approached, I looked at it and said:

"Ah, the antelope of death. It's because I cheated in Super Mario 64. This will need to be addressed soon."
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Reply #36 - 06/05/16 at 07:17:31
 
I voted for Fank, so did I earned your vote?
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Reply #37 - 06/05/16 at 07:20:46
 
You did (you already had it anyway).
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"When god gave out brains you thought he said trains and missed the last one"

ShadowOfMyles wrote on 02/14/15 at 07:54:58:
Just one week before caivs discovered the splices, I had a dream where I took flight over a field. A creature ascended toward me from the nearby forest. As the creature approached, I looked at it and said:

"Ah, the antelope of death. It's because I cheated in Super Mario 64. This will need to be addressed soon."
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Reply #38 - 06/05/16 at 09:41:46
 
I also voted Fank OMGScoots
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Reply #39 - 06/05/16 at 09:42:30
 
Racer727 wrote on 06/04/16 at 15:05:57:
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Reply #40 - 06/06/16 at 02:40:21
 
I've just read the stats of my group and it appears that I got more vote from MKSC players than the actual MKSC player of my group. Apparently offering Shock blowjobs goes a longer way than I thought. Thanks for your support anyway.

Also 9 votes from MK7 players! Support from players of recent MK were prolly the ones I expected the least so that's very cool of you cheers! Hope you'll keep appreciating my tifness as the KC goes on.

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"When god gave out brains you thought he said trains and missed the last one"

ShadowOfMyles wrote on 02/14/15 at 07:54:58:
Just one week before caivs discovered the splices, I had a dream where I took flight over a field. A creature ascended toward me from the nearby forest. As the creature approached, I looked at it and said:

"Ah, the antelope of death. It's because I cheated in Super Mario 64. This will need to be addressed soon."
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Reply #41 - 06/06/16 at 09:20:09
 
My last post was a joke btw.
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RaminGER wrote on 08/14/09 at 12:01:14:
Syzygy [Tim] you are a fucking milkface i like to punch you in your fucking milkface ..

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Reply #42 - 06/06/16 at 09:21:05
 
LewisRichards wrote on 06/05/16 at 09:42:30:
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Reply #43 - 06/06/16 at 12:46:34
 
Antistar wrote on 06/04/16 at 14:43:13:
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Yoshistar™ wrote on 06/04/16 at 14:44:02:
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Racer727 wrote on 06/04/16 at 15:05:57:
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Reply #44 - 06/06/16 at 14:52:05
 
Wow I didn't even know of any of these pictures. Usually I would find this creepy but I actually think it's somewhat funny for some reason.

And no worries Rhodechill that was a actually a funny one.
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"When god gave out brains you thought he said trains and missed the last one"

ShadowOfMyles wrote on 02/14/15 at 07:54:58:
Just one week before caivs discovered the splices, I had a dream where I took flight over a field. A creature ascended toward me from the nearby forest. As the creature approached, I looked at it and said:

"Ah, the antelope of death. It's because I cheated in Super Mario 64. This will need to be addressed soon."
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Reply #45 - 06/06/16 at 17:49:28
 
Where's the next part of your tiferrific story you promised?
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Reply #46 - 06/06/16 at 22:42:40
 
Racer727 wrote on 06/06/16 at 17:49:28:
Where's the next part of your tiferrific story you promised?

Very tif
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Reply #47 - 06/07/16 at 01:32:45
 
I said it would happen a few days before my next match is up toots.
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"When god gave out brains you thought he said trains and missed the last one"

ShadowOfMyles wrote on 02/14/15 at 07:54:58:
Just one week before caivs discovered the splices, I had a dream where I took flight over a field. A creature ascended toward me from the nearby forest. As the creature approached, I looked at it and said:

"Ah, the antelope of death. It's because I cheated in Super Mario 64. This will need to be addressed soon."
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Reply #48 - 06/12/16 at 06:40:27
 
So it appears my next match will be up tomorrow so I'll have to keep on tiffing here.

So yea after those first four months in bloody Wales I returned to France for a month. Not much worth mentioning there except for that email telling me my arseholes roomates had gone away from the house which was obviously a huge relief to me. The lady who got me the house told me she was gonna sue them but I knew that was bollocks cause she was already known for scamming foreign students with bs no-good houses no-one wanted. Despite the arseholes being away I was feeling pretty depressed on my own in a very cold place and even playing MM2 with Zarkov hardly made up for that shitty situation. Not to mention I had completely screwed up my exams due to intense tiredness so it would be a stretch to say I had reached some sort of stability.

Fortunately there was some Irish bloke who stayed two weeks in the house at the beginning of the year looking for a chump to replace one of their roomate who was leaving the appartment. I knew about it because the accomodation crisis was so bad they had made a facebook group for the students to help one another find a place to live. It turned out I didn't even need to sign anything so long as I paid the £260/month they were asking for.
All I needed was a good excuse to fuck off of the shitty house I was in since I had a 9 months contract not that I was actually afraid of that estate agent lady but I still had that landlord-burning-his-wife's-house story in mind and didn't want him to find me and break my neck for leaving without a proper reason. So I just made something up like the French governement was gonna cut my scholarship in half and that I couldn't afford to stay there or some shit like that.

Now my new roomates were dirty as fuck but very friendly so I didn't really mind. What really bothered me is that none of these two lazy bastards had even tried to get Internet in the house which meant I had to go to Mac Donalds to be able to play online. So I would go there with my laptop not actually buying anything and play my Snesot matches. Some kids would sometimes pass by mocking me like "lol I prefer GTA", I thought about punching them in the face but that would prolly have me banned from there so I just called them useless lil bastards.
After a month or so I realised my roommates weren't gonna do shit about getting Internet so I handled things myself and took a one year subscription for like £16/month even though I only had 2 months in Wales left. Thing is I gave a fake name which stopped them from finding me when I got back to France and therefore stopped paying. My Irish roommate had a similar plan regarding is student loan: he planned on going to Australia where one of his siblings was living as soon as his studies were done with and never pay back. "They'll never find me" he used to say. I don't know whether he actually ended up doing that but I kind of liked the idea.

Anyway after getting back to my mom's I had to get ready for CDM 2012. True I had improved my battle mode skills a lot but the rest still left a lot to be desired. So I basically played TT for two months before the CDM which I will tell if you guys are kind enough to vote for me.

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"When god gave out brains you thought he said trains and missed the last one"

ShadowOfMyles wrote on 02/14/15 at 07:54:58:
Just one week before caivs discovered the splices, I had a dream where I took flight over a field. A creature ascended toward me from the nearby forest. As the creature approached, I looked at it and said:

"Ah, the antelope of death. It's because I cheated in Super Mario 64. This will need to be addressed soon."
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Reply #49 - 06/12/16 at 06:45:50
 
tl;dr you have my vote anyway

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