I have a question for the Karters...

B stands for?

a: Bill Clinton
b: Bernier Joe
c: Boobs
d: WWE
e: Bowser
f: Beer
g: BBQ

Choose the correct answer (I did!)

It's so complex that I don't even remember what the question is

Is it Bowser?

Honorable mentions:

-Blackhawks
-Bears
-Bulls
-Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner...

So, I am thoroughly humbled to announce that all of you not only nominated me into the contest, but I made the top 10! This is truly an honor, and I'm thinking of a way to make it worth your vote for me throughout the rest of the contest...  

Harvey Kartel wrote on 05/19/16 at 16:13:35:


And that's good! I mean.. who doesn't love to touch some big boobies, eh?  

So my match against Scott is today, and to try to sway some voters who may not know me, here are a couple pictures of me at last year's CDM (Super Mario Kart World Championships held in France every year):






So vote for me, because I'm kind of a good guy!

Top: Zarkov (solid dude, hero)

Bottom: Drew Blumfield (SMKChamp, center) and Dan Hoernemann (dan__h, right)

Ah, of course! My army of email votes probably put me over the edge.

Thanks for the picture! I agree, everyone needs to have picture proof that they met the legend that is Duff. What a guy!  

If you have any doubt in your mind about my upcoming matchup against Cole, then let me sway you with this bit of information:

Clark and I have been friends for over a decade. He's a really solid guy and deserves all the votes in the world. In both of our long history with the Karter Contest (since 2006) we have never had the chance to face each other in any round...

... that is until this year.

If I somehow win over Cole and Zarkov wins his matchup, then the dream match would be set.
It's a match 10 years in the making and I think it would be a terrific way to go out, should I even be given the opportunity.

Some more information about me:

-I'm a former SMK NTSC World Champion
-I set 11 world records in one week of playing at one point
-avid sports fan, mostly hockey and baseball
-have traveled all the way to France for the SMK World Championships, or "CDM"
-I can't make hilarious videos like TvK, but I can make sweet gifs out of them if need be
-I can solve a Rubik's Cube in less than two minutes (I know some people here are way faster than that, but I'm still proud)

So vote eoJ!  

But, but but... Cole is Canadian. Cruel dilemma :|

Posted this in the KC Discussion topic, but I thought I should probably put this here, too.

Have to say that I am truly humbled that I get to face my great friend Zarkov next round. But I still have faith that the match could be closer than some might seem!

Some points in my favor:

- Je parle mieux Francais que Zarkov  
- I'm a baseball fan.
- I have a deep appreciation for a good IPA.
- I love trying the hottest hot sauces I can find across the country and hope to go to Smalley's in Stillwater, Minnesota.
- Speaking of which, I'll be visiting with Dan Hoernemann, Karel Van Duijvenboden, and Patrick Wessels all next week in Minnesota.

And lastly, to quote the late Bradley Knowell:
- I can play the guitar like a mother fuckin' riot.



Clark: may the best man win!