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Your 3 Legendary Artifacts
03/16/16 at 08:39:24

Hey everyone!

I made a shitty pic a few days ago and I thought this could have been interesting: if you had to take a pic of 3 objects, which ones would you choose? Why?

Here are mine:

Looks pretty obvious to me but in case it's not: these 3 things represent what I like the most: video games, junk food, and sex Cool

Well I think that's all I have to say so it's your turn now. And feel free to make your own pic

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Aron Langerak Legend Offline Masterpie9 drank 6907 beers Holland Gender:	Re: Your 3 Legendary Artifacts Reply #1 - 03/16/16 at 10:16:33 Well, I can't find any picture but I'm sure there are plenty of them in the SMK CDM section Most of those have the 3 Artifacts which are: Beer, Mariokart and friends
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Reply #2 - 03/16/16 at 11:11:49

First thought it was chips, but never mind lol Roll Eyes

Videogames, friends and kart? Smiley

Besides this I own a Pikachu toy which means a lot to me, it's from 1997 and it's pretty much the only thing I got left from that time since my huge pluche and pillow are...... well....... attacked by fungus? Roll Eyes

(Pikachu pillow and pluche, fuck yeah)
It still works, almost 20 years old Cool

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Randy166™ Ex Member	Re: Your 3 Legendary Artifacts Reply #3 - 03/16/16 at 11:21:19 Hugo wrote on 03/16/16 at 08:39:24: Looks pretty obvious to me but in case it's not: these 3 things represent what I like the most: video games, junk food, and sex Even though you are only 15 years old, your parents allow you to have sex? Or do you do this without your parents consent?
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Reply #5 - 03/16/16 at 11:23:19

Randy166 wrote on 03/16/16 at 11:21:19:

Hugo wrote on 03/16/16 at 08:39:24:

Looks pretty obvious to me but in case it's not: these 3 things represent what I like the most: video games, junk food, and sex Cool

Even though you are only 15 years old, your parents allow you to have sex? Or do you do this without your parents consent?

He probably means Pornhub. Though he is French, so he could mean having sex with goats.

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Hugo Legend Offline 3670 days karting France Gender:	Re: Your 3 Legendary Artifacts Reply #6 - 03/16/16 at 11:25:15 Randy166 wrote on 03/16/16 at 11:21:19: Or do you do this without your parents consent? No, seriously, I don't know (lol). Well they should not be aware of it, but I really have doubts. Nevertheless I don't think it matters because they're kinda open-minded and my stepfather even gave me condoms once
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Reply #7 - 03/16/16 at 11:33:55

Hugo wrote on 03/16/16 at 11:25:15:

Randy166 wrote on 03/16/16 at 11:21:19:

Or do you do this without your parents consent?

No, seriously, I don't know (lol). Well they should not be aware of it, but I really have doubts. Nevertheless I don't think it matters because they're kinda open-minded and my stepfather even gave me condoms once Grin

Well, at least you are using condoms during sex. No one wants to carry AIDS, HIV or STDs.

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Reply #8 - 03/16/16 at 11:37:18

Zarkov wrote on 03/16/16 at 11:23:19:

Randy166 wrote on 03/16/16 at 11:21:19:

Hugo wrote on 03/16/16 at 08:39:24:

Looks pretty obvious to me but in case it's not: these 3 things represent what I like the most: video games, junk food, and sex Cool

Even though you are only 15 years old, your parents allow you to have sex? Or do you do this without your parents consent?

He probably means Pornhub. Though he is French, so he could mean having sex with goats.

No, I really meant XVideos (with goats).

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Reply #9 - 03/16/16 at 11:41:44

Hugo wrote on 03/16/16 at 11:37:18:

Zarkov wrote on 03/16/16 at 11:23:19:

Randy166 wrote on 03/16/16 at 11:21:19:

Hugo wrote on 03/16/16 at 08:39:24:

Looks pretty obvious to me but in case it's not: these 3 things represent what I like the most: video games, junk food, and sex Cool

Even though you are only 15 years old, your parents allow you to have sex? Or do you do this without your parents consent?

He probably means Pornhub. Though he is French, so he could mean having sex with goats.

No, I really meant XVideos (with goats).

Why would anyone want to watch porn videos with goats? That sounds very boring.

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Reply #10 - 03/16/16 at 11:47:25

Randy166 wrote on 03/16/16 at 11:41:44:

Hugo wrote on 03/16/16 at 11:37:18:

Zarkov wrote on 03/16/16 at 11:23:19:

Randy166 wrote on 03/16/16 at 11:21:19:

Hugo wrote on 03/16/16 at 08:39:24:

Looks pretty obvious to me but in case it's not: these 3 things represent what I like the most: video games, junk food, and sex Cool

Even though you are only 15 years old, your parents allow you to have sex? Or do you do this without your parents consent?

He probably means Pornhub. Though he is French, so he could mean having sex with goats.

No, I really meant XVideos (with goats).

Why would anyone want to watch porn videos with goats? That sounds very boring.

I like their shouts.

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Randy166™ Ex Member	Re: Your 3 Legendary Artifacts Reply #12 - 03/16/16 at 13:04:21 I found a video of goats having sex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqDNzgf00Wg Seems pretty boring to me .
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Dan H King Offline Go Colts!! helped 6797 people Minnesota, USA Gender:	Re: Your 3 Legendary Artifacts Reply #14 - 03/16/16 at 15:32:28 Is this Randy guy the new Harvey? Harvey was always the made up persona of Duff and now this guy is taking it a step further. Did Drew make up someone new to take Harvey's place, or did Harvey make an alt? I don't get it. My three items would be a football, a fishing rod, and a golf disc.
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Reply #15 - 03/16/16 at 17:21:50

Dan H wrote on 03/16/16 at 15:32:28:

Is this Randy guy the new Harvey? Harvey was always the made up persona of Duff and now this guy is taking it a step further. Did Drew make up someone new to take Harvey's place, or did Harvey make an alt? I don't get it.

^ Is this post a joke? Seriously, I don't know who Harvey is. I don't know who Duff is and I don't know who Drew is. What is it with people constantly accusing me of being an alt of someone? Anyway, with some quick searches, I was able to find out that Harvey, Duff and Drew have been around before 2010 or something. I don't know, I just searched this stuff less than 10 minutes ago. In 2010, I was 10 years old. I knew absolutely nothing about this site until late 2015, when I was 15. At this moment, I'm 16 years old.

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Reply #16 - 03/16/16 at 17:36:11

Dan H wrote on 03/16/16 at 15:32:28:

Is this Randy guy the new Harvey? Harvey was always the made up persona of Duff and now this guy is taking it a step further. Did Drew make up someone new to take Harvey's place, or did Harvey make an alt? I don't get it.

Nah, Randy/Zomothy is basically the stupid version of what you get when you cross NJRIII and Lewis back from when he was a dunce.

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Shock NinjaShock Offline 5698 equations solved North Carolina Gender:	Re: Your 3 Legendary Artifacts Reply #17 - 03/16/16 at 19:43:00 Randy166 wrote on 03/16/16 at 17:21:50: A this moment, I'm 16 years old. Almost old enough to legally have sex with a goat. Be patient, you're almost there.
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Supy King Offline Evan Wiseman drank 4273 beers British Columbia, Canada Gender:	Re: Your 3 Legendary Artifacts Reply #18 - 03/16/16 at 19:55:31 Shock wrote on 03/16/16 at 19:43:00: Randy166 wrote on 03/16/16 at 17:21:50: A this moment, I'm 16 years old. Almost old enough to legally have sex with a goat. Be patient, you're almost there. Lmao My artifacts: My signed Canucks jersey, My 3ds, My drum set
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JACOB@MK7 Ex Member	Re: Your 3 Legendary Artifacts Reply #20 - 03/16/16 at 22:09:47 Leone wrote on 03/16/16 at 17:36:11: Nah, Randy/Zomothy is basically the stupid version of what you get when you cross NJRIII and Lewis back from when he was a dunce. You might as well omit Randy and stick to calling him Zomothy if you reckon he's Zomothy
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Reply #21 - 03/16/16 at 22:23:55

40pegh wrote on 03/16/16 at 22:09:47:

Leone wrote on 03/16/16 at 17:36:11:

Nah, Randy/Zomothy is basically the stupid version of what you get when you cross NJRIII and Lewis back from when he was a dunce.

You might as well omit Randy and stick to calling him Zomothy if you reckon he's Zomothy Tongue

Fair enough. Mods are my source (aka, Zomothy 1, Zomothy 2, etc... Randy all use the same IP) so I'm sticking to their information.

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Reply #22 - 03/17/16 at 01:45:12

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I'll answer the topic when I can because I find it interesting, though.

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Reply #23 - 03/17/16 at 02:44:44

Randy166 wrote on 03/16/16 at 17:21:50:

Dan H wrote on 03/16/16 at 15:32:28:

Is this Randy guy the new Harvey? Harvey was always the made up persona of Duff and now this guy is taking it a step further. Did Drew make up someone new to take Harvey's place, or did Harvey make an alt? I don't get it.

^ Is this post a joke? Seriously, I don't know who Harvey is. I don't know who Duff is and I don't know who Drew is. What is it with people constantly accusing me of being an alt of someone? Anyway, with some quick searches, I was able to find out that Harvey, Duff and Drew have been around before 2010 or something. I don't know, I just searched this stuff less than 10 minutes ago. In 2010, I was 10 years old. I knew absolutely nothing about this site until late 2015, when I was 15. A this moment, I'm 16 years old.

they got the idea because there are people that are close minded to anything suspicious, and that because you said your brothers created alt accounts to annoy you, people thought it was wierd, so they just dont really trust you because of it.

people should just give you a chance, i mean it might sound unrealistic that someones brothers could do this, but its not that impossible, or that insanely hard to imagine.

and atleast you have made videos

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