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The end times could be very, very soon. (Read 6312 times)
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Reply #50 - 08/16/15 at 20:55:59
 
Sounds like heaven is going to be full of those kinds of people who sit on their butts for ninety years waiting to die so they can finally achieve their dream of sitting around a heavenly campfire, trying to out-pious the guy next to them with stories of how often their beliefs were challenged and how often their pastor set them straight. Sounds like a utopia.
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Reply #51 - 08/17/15 at 11:23:19
 
I better keep playing mario kart so I don't end up there!
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Reply #52 - 08/17/15 at 12:09:05
 
Well then, I hope I can still be playing Mario Kart after the end of everything
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Reply #53 - 08/17/15 at 13:30:34
 
Nick, can you do me a favor and have God postpone the rapture until next week? I'm leaving for France tomorrow and it'd really suck if I get there and it's gone. Smiley
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Reply #54 - 08/17/15 at 18:59:53
 
Nick.. although you are probably already well aware of my stance on this subject, for the sake of an interesting thought experiment, although it is impossible for me to imagine the necessary mindset, and I could not be more confident or more experientially qualified in my beliefs..

I am willing to imagine a universe in which I am incorrect and you are the one following the path of truth.. can you say the same?

If I am incorrect and the specific faction of christianity you subscribe to represents the highest truth, then what awaits me is an abrupt and forceful transition from daily life into an eternity of unimaginable suffering and despair in hell when the end times come to pass and I am caught in the happening.

In such an event, I cannot imagine any supreme intelligence could justify condemning an individual who has committed their life to the promotion of good will and prosperity through every objective means they can substantiate - to an inexplicable sentencing of everlasting torture.

Is it because I cannot simply accept and hope that you and the others in your faction are correct that I deserve such a punishment? I can say I truly care for every person I come across even to a fault - even if it means I am taken advantage of.. If I am led by this creator to follow what is right, but withhold doubt where evidence falls short, do I really deserve such a sentence?

Unlike many others here, I respect your belief, as I acknowledge that nobody can objectively foretell our ultimate providence firmly and explain it so that it can be understood and seen as unfalsifiable and true.

However, (imagining myself as you) it seems much easier to rationalize the event that I am wrong - that I was born in the wrong region and another choice deity was represented as the one I had accepted as my savior. You do not wish to anticipate suffering when you shed your body, thus you adopt the belief system common to your region. This I understand.. Being at peace in death is a very comforting notion - to be convinced that it is the transition to something greater.. is a much more appealing idea than the alternative, default vantage point of simply "not knowing".

I am not saying that anyone is correct, especially not myself.

I am simply wondering why you believe you are correct, to such an extent that you feel it your responsibility to project this perception upon others.

I could tell you what I believe from my objective experiences happens after death, and I can even tell you how to experience death and the afterlife and verify it for what it is without actually dying. This is the only way I could ever arrive confidently at any belief or attitude towards the ultimate departure from the familiar and have conviction in it.

I simply want to understand your perspective and learn from it if I may. I see it as a metaphor for the truth if I am correct and as such it piques my interest that you accept it as truth through an entirely different means of reasoning.

If anyone is willing to listen and be open-minded to your claims, I want to be the person.

Can you explain your perspective on what I have put forth for me? I don't intend to disregard it, rather I want to see the substance behind such conviction..
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Reply #55 - 08/17/15 at 21:06:06
 
MJL wrote on 08/17/15 at 18:59:53:
If I am incorrect .. then what awaits me is an abrupt and forceful transition from daily life into an eternity of unimaginable suffering and despair in hell
"Hell is a bad place" is what God's sports fans are chanting. That's like Manchester United fans carrying flags and posters purporting that Manchester City is the worst team in the universe and that anyone who watches Manchester City games will get cooties and die of rabies. Not the most trustworthy of declarations.


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"The problem with today’s world is that everyone believes they have the right to express their opinion AND have others listen to it. The correct statement of individual rights is that everyone has the right to an opinion, but crucially, that opinion can be roundly ignored and even made fun of, particularly if it is demonstrably nonsense"
Not much point asking deep or challenging questions. People like Nick have been online long enough to have come across hundreds of debates to contest their beliefs, and read about thousands of world news events that should be uncharacteristic of their deity to have let happen. I can imagine that, when challenged, Nick asks his aunt or pastor for guidance and reassurance, and then brushes it off under the carpet. However, his aunt and pastor are just people, not oracles. Nick probably knows way more than them on tons of worldly matters, but happens to give them undue credit on this one particular matter.
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Reply #56 - 08/18/15 at 16:47:59
 
My aunt was involved in a minor car accident earlier today on her way over here. She was not injured at all and the back of her car looks so good that I couldn't even tell she got hit. The car that hit her, however, suffered more damage. She says that God really protected her and her car; she had been singing "He's Got the Whole World In His Hands" to herself as she was driving just before the accident!

Now, I don't expect everybody to be constantly singing "He's Got the Whole World In His Hands" whenever they're driving or riding in a car. You really have to feel it and always continue to honor God in your day to day life to be blessed like this.

If you do not believe, and I know that a whole lot of you don't, my aunt says it's because Satan is distracting you from the truth, and Satan is convincing you that God is not watching over you, or does not exist at all. I can agree with that, really. We need to stop listening to Satan...

Besides a life after death, do you think there can possibly be true justice in our Universe with no God? Those who get away with heinous crimes in this world must surely be held accountable for them once they leave it. If the eternal fate is the same for both a law-abiding saint and a cold-blooded killer, is the Universe truly a fair place?

...Has anybody else seen the latest episode of Last Week Tonight? (Topic: Televangelists)
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Reply #57 - 08/18/15 at 18:07:09
 
Harvey Kartel wrote on 08/18/15 at 16:47:59:
You really have to feel it and always continue to honor God in your day to day life to be blessed like this.


I once spent 2 hours one night reading blog entries from a girl who came down with cancer who used to attend my old college - she had overwhelming family support, and everyone she knew was praying for her, and she was described (and she displayed) great trust in God and honored him no matter what her condition. I kept reading, and the posts got darker and more bleak -- then they ended, because she died. So, no, honoring God in your day to day life does not mean you'll be blessed in a similar way as your aunt. (I'm not addressing how this might be God acting in mysterious ways and how she might be getting blessed in the afterlife or something. I'm referring explicitly to being "blessed like this", that is, avoiding injury when injury seemed like it should have happened.)

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Those who get away with heinous crimes in this world must surely be held accountable for them once they leave it. If the eternal fate is the same for both a law-abiding saint and a cold-blooded killer, is the Universe truly a fair place?


Why must the universe be fair? I do not see any reason why it must be so - I have only ever observed it consistently following physical laws/principles. Of course, justice is desirable. We want to see others face consequences for their actions. But, the way I see it, the universe is not a fair place, and there's nothing about it that says it should be.

Quite frankly, the Christianity you believe in says the cold-blooded killer can come to Christ on death row, and he'll be forgiven. That is Christianity's message of grace. Is this just?

P.S., I'm simply curious - do you disagree with your aunt in any of your religious beliefs?
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Reply #58 - 08/18/15 at 19:27:15
 
Every day now I wonder if this will be the day that the Rapture occurs. I'll sit outside at night, looking at the stars, wondering if I'm about to be drawn up into them. On a couple of occasions, I heard a distant horn sound (which turned out to just be car horn) and I thought it could have been the trumpet signaling the Rapture!

You are legitimately mentally ill if you think this is true.  I now look at you as a harmful person to society, I do not like you at all, I will not be talking to you on this website anymore.
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Reply #59 - 08/18/15 at 21:45:20
 
Harvey Kartel wrote on 08/18/15 at 16:47:59:
You really have to feel it and always continue to honor God in your day to day life to be blessed like this.

Blessed in what way? It's quite likely that, given where you live, the other driver was deeply religious and went home thinking "Gosh, even though my car took more damage than that lady's car, I'm alive and well. That must mean god was looking after me because it could've been worse. Wow, thanks God! I feel so blessed!". Suppose that's what happened. So we have a situation where two parties feel like they were looked after and blessed. What if god wasn't actually paying any attention? What if they're just saying those things to themselves? Maybe they would have felt blessed for some other reason that day, even if they had never got into their cars? Maybe both of them feeling blessed is equivalent to neither of them actually being blessed, since they cancel each other out? Maybe they were going to feel blessed one way or another that day anyway, and the accident was an irrelevant catalyst? Maybe their feelings are actually relief that a rare event didn't happen ("fatal accident" being rarer than "accident") and there was no blessing involved? I mean, there's a million ways to slice this that doesn't involve God actively stopping the cars from hitting each other with more momentum

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I get that you want bad guys to be punished, and you desire a time-invariant justice system such as life-after-death where such justice can be exercised. But it sounds to me like it's just a desire. Desiring something doesn't make it be. I desire candy in my hand but my hand is empty. Maybe I desire candy really strongly, maybe even more strongly than you desire justice to be meted, but it's still just a desire and my hand is still empty.
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Reply #60 - 08/18/15 at 23:21:31
 
FFS you guys, just let him believe what he wants. If you don't like his posts, ignore them. I'd think it'd be clear by now that after almost 5000 posts from Harvey, and similar contributions from most of the other ppl in this thread, that no one's mind is going to be changed. If I didn't believe that, I'd make my own Christian beliefs more evident in my overall content.

So, what you're left with, then, is an argument being continued solely for the sake of arguing. Ik everyone innately wants everyone else to believe the subjectively correct viewpoint, but that simply isn't a plausible outcome of a debate of this nature (unless it'd somehow be possible to enforce communist laws here Smiley).
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Reply #61 - 08/19/15 at 06:52:36
 
Leone wrote on 08/18/15 at 23:21:31:
FFS you guys, just let him believe what he wants. If you don't like his posts, ignore them.


1) I'm fine letting people believe what they want, for the most part. I do tend to take issue though when they vocalize those beliefs and try to coerce others into those beliefs when those views involve things like "group X is going to hell forever, because [weak argument/empty authoritative statement]."

I know nothing's probably going to noticeably change in anyone's minds, but I don't think that automatically makes it pointless to offer differing perspectives and probe the ways others think.

2) That was my first post in this thread. Up until now, I've just been reading and following, wondering what Harvey would post next. Why are you telling me "FFS be quiet/ignore him" when you've taken issue with what he's written and responded to him 3 times?

Leone wrote on 08/06/15 at 13:14:56:
Harvey Kartel wrote on 08/06/15 at 10:55:19:
The generation that saw the establishment of the State of Israel (in 1948) will live to see the second coming of Jesus, it is said.


Cite your source, please. And no, the history channel & your 91-yr-old great aunt don't count.  Grin


Leone wrote on 08/07/15 at 16:13:07:
^Then you should have made this thread as 'If the rapture happens, this is what to do/not to do, etc.', not make it look like you're just drawing conclusions about the proximity of the end times from out of thin air.

Also, don't let anyone besides yourself define who you are. Believing in something, whether it's true or not, out of a sense of obligation, is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. I am a Christian of my own personal choice, based on the conclusions I've drawn about the world around me. Not because my family wants me to be one.


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Harvey Kartel wrote on 08/16/15 at 11:13:03:
It could begin ANY day now.


last I checked Israel hadn't been attacked by a large nation to the north yet. (Ez 37)



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I'd make my own Christian beliefs more evident in my overall content.


I see no problem with people saying what they believe and why. You might get some questions and pushback since you're in a minority here, but I hope you don't feel like there's something stopping you from saying something like

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in contradiction to my experiences, for instance.
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Reply #62 - 08/20/15 at 12:16:07
 
Harvey Kartel wrote on 08/18/15 at 16:47:59:
my aunt says it's because Satan is distracting you from the truth

Or perhaps Satan is using your aunt to distract you from the truth?

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Reply #63 - 08/20/15 at 16:47:24
 
Etch wrote on 08/20/15 at 12:16:07:
Harvey Kartel wrote on 08/18/15 at 16:47:59:
my aunt says it's because Satan is distracting you from the truth

Or perhaps Satan is using your aunt to distract you from the truth?

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Reply #64 - 08/20/15 at 17:08:34
 
That's exactly what Satan would want his victims to think.
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Reply #65 - 08/20/15 at 17:14:51
 
Harvey can give some examples why you think end times are near?

also, does your aunt surf the net at all? where does she get her news from?
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Reply #66 - 08/20/15 at 18:37:44
 
Patricio wrote on 08/20/15 at 17:14:51:
Harvey can give some examples why you think end times are near?

also, does your aunt surf the net at all? where does she get her news from?


I'm assuming she gets her news from email sources like this:

RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: fw: tHE END TIMES ARE NEAR!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Patricio wrote on 08/20/15 at 17:14:51:
Harvey can give some examples why you think end times are near?


Sure...

Patricio wrote on 08/20/15 at 17:14:51:
also, does your aunt surf the net at all? where does she get her news from?


Yes, she surfs the Internet. She's a regular churchgoer so she knows a lot about this stuff. Certainly more than most people. She's actually pretty well-informed as far as news and stuff goes, too. My aunt certainly is not stupid. She's not alone, either. Belief (or should I say knowledge?) in the Rapture is actually very common, at least here in America. According to one online article, people in rural Kentucky are especially believing. (A Cracked article earlier this week was about life in rural eastern Kentucky; funnily enough, I had bought my 2016 "You Might Be a Redneck" calendar the evening before)

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http://raptureforums.com/
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Reply #68 - 08/20/15 at 20:55:15
 
More and more often, nowadays, I see Christians being poked fun of for believing in such odd, mystical things.  It used to be the other way around - atheism used to have bad connotations.
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Reply #69 - 08/21/15 at 13:14:15
 
I was hinting at 2 Peter Chapter 2, too subtle I guess...

Your fatalistic thinking flies in the face of what the Church teaches regarding free will.  I'm rusty as far as how sins rank but going around telling people falsehoods has to be around Myth C.  The works one performs in life gives an opportunity at salvation, not faith alone.  Even I can recognize playing mario kart and masturbating everyday is probably frowned upon by the big guy.  God makes fuck ups and that takes more than a lifetime to fix.

But what do I know, when I had questions I asked for a Cardinal's opinion. Roll Eyes
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Reply #70 - 09/09/15 at 23:11:50
 
As you probably already know, the final Blood Moon of the 2014-15 tetrad will come towards the end of this month. If this is to mark the Second Coming of Christ, there is very little time left now!

Perhaps it might not, after all. The Blood Moons in the past have merely signified events in which God has supernaturally intervened in order to protect Jews. I'm thinking of two possible scenarios that could occur later this month, to coincide with the Blood Moons.

The first scenario has already been mentioned before; it is of course the use of a nuclear weapon by Iran to attempt to massacre hundreds of thousands of Jews in Israel's two major cities, Jerusalem and Tel Aviv. Iran may be planning to bomb one or both cities. But God won't allow His beloved Jewish people to meet such a fate; something will somehow prevent the Iranian bomb(s) from reaching the Holy Land, perhaps a mechanical malfunction or a severe weather event. If Iranian nuclear weaponry detonates over the wrong country (like, say, Iraq or Saudi Arabia), Iran is going to have some major explaining to do to the rest of the world, and things are going to turn very ugly. It certainly could lead to a potentially world-ending war!

The other possibility is an invasion of Israel by a very large number of Syrians storming into the country en masse. Millions have already fled the country, as we've all seen in the news, and Israel has been adamant about keeping potential Islamic terrorists out of the Holy Land. But if the Syrians decide if they could force their way into Israel, they might believe, they would not have to take such a long, dangerous journey to reach Europe. Of course, Israel won't fall to a band of Syrian invaders of any size! If the Israelis can't handle them on their own, God will step in as backup. The invaders would be dealt with, regardless.

Since End Times prophecies may point to Israel being invaded by "an army from the north" (and successfully defending themselves), I wouldn't doubt that this is one way the prophecy could be fulfilled to bring us into the final days of the Christian Era.

Every day is a day that will bring us closer to the fearsome events described in the Revelation. But believers should not be so afraid, because the world we have now will be replaced by a much better one... God promises us this.
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Reply #71 - 09/10/15 at 08:34:26
 
Harvey Kartel wrote on 08/05/15 at 19:17:37:
Please note before you decide to brush this off and not read any further that I do not intend this as a joke topic, this is something to be taken seriously as a warning to all of the world.

There are many signs today pointing to the end of the world that we know as coming very soon, perhaps later in this very year. I am talking of course about the final World War that will end the global civilization as we now know it, which is very, very likely to be accompanied by the Rapture of all of the world's Christians and children and ultimately, the return of Jesus Christ to our Earth.

The first and most obvious sign that we all see is the deal that the West had made with Iran concerning its nuclear program. Iranian leaders have said before that their goal is to wipe Israel off the map, and what better way to do that than with nuclear bombs? By lifting economic sanctions on Iran, the West has only succeeded in giving it more money to continue its nuclear program by moving it underground, while they finish a bomb with Israel's name on it behind the rest of the world's backs. Such an attack on Israel would almost certainly trigger Armageddon as God unleashes utter devastation upon the world for seven years as punishment to all those who chose not to stand by Israel or live in Christ. The purpose of the Rapture is to spare all of the innocent people from seven years of Hell on Earth. This will come as a complete surprise to the entire world, when absolutely nobody is expecting it, and those left behind will be left to wonder what happened to their disappeared loved ones until the reality dawns on them that it was indeed the Rapture and everyone left on Earth is about to face an almost decade-long apocalypse.

A second sign is the Tetrad of Blood Moons of 2014-15. Now, I have watched the film Four Blood Moons in theaters. It's based on a book, so if you never got the chance to see this great documentary film during its limited theatrical run, pick up this book or perhaps check it out from your local library. The Blood Moons are a special series of lunar eclipses in which the moon appears to become a red color. Several times throughout history, when Blood Moons coincided with Jewish holidays, Jews of the world faced serious threats but God always protected them through divine intervention. The last blood moon of this tetrad will be on September 25. This could very well be the day when Iran launches its first nuclear weapon at the Holy Land. We know that God will intervene somehow to protect the Jews, His chosen people. Exactly what will happen cannot be known, of course, at this present time. And if you happen to think that this may not mean the end of the world after all, then...

...there's also the Prophecy of the Popes. I don't know the exact details but a list was made given vague hints to the identities of all of the Popes who have presided would preside over the Roman Catholic Church. I think there were, like 266 popes on this list. And guess what, we are now on the very last one of the list... The Prophecy says that Rome and Vatican City will be destroyed in a cataclysm during the reign of the final pope. This is yet another sign that points to a worldwide apocalypse that will wipe out most, if not all, of the world that we recognize today.

There is also the fact that the Western world, including the U.S., is turning away from God. I won't go into all of the possibly controversial details, but there is even a movement to produce U.S. currency that lacks the words IN GOD WE TRUST that have been on our money since the beginning, and America's schools are doing everything from removing "Under God" from our Pledge of Allegiance to suspending students who mention God in their school. It is said that this country, and possibly much of the rest of the world, is the new Sodom/Gomorrah (which, according to some interpretations, were actually destroyed by something not unlike a nuclear explosion!). When the world turns away from God, God then destroys the world. It happened to Sodom and Gomorrah already, and other kingdoms who denied God met some unpleasant fates of their own.

When I put these signs together, it gives me much reason to believe that the end times are right around the corner. I'm thankful for every day that goes by now without a nuclear attack on Israel, though I have faith that Jesus will hopefully rescue me from the seven-year Tribulation via the Rapture of the Church, and I'll be in Heaven with all my loved ones as the world left behind falls completely apart.

Last week I watched a television program on H2 (History Channel 2) called Revelation: End of Days. It's a four-hour, two-part dramatization of just how the end times will play out, and I think everyone should watch it if they get a chance (if you don't get H2, or the show isn't going to be aired again, see if you can find it online-- it is WORTH the time!) The fact that it's on the History channel and not a religious channel... ought to tell you something. I don't necessarily agree, though, that a massive mega-storm is supposed to gather across the entire world as the Rapture occurs-- I've always been taught that the event will be a complete surprise with absolutely no advance warning. All of the world's children will vanish in the blink of an eye, and unborn babies will even be Raptured out of their mother's wombs. I was told that people who are being Raptured will hear a trumpet sound (though this could be merely Biblical symbolism) but all unbelieving adults will not be able to hear anything at all. If you do not get taken in the Rapture, you may see someone who does get taken vanish into thin air, instantaneously, leaving behind only their clothes/jewelry (which, in some accounts, then get neatly folded on the ground in the place where their wearer once stood). If you're on, say, a plane, and your pilot(s) gets Raptured and you don't, then, well too bad, hope somebody still left on the plane can somehow land it safely. The world left behind is not going to be pretty.

The Anti-Christ-- Satan incarnate-- will then rise to power. According to the TV special, the acting U.S. president (the president and vice-president were offed by a powerful infectious disease that escaped from a lab via supernatural means) is the Anti-Christ. But my aunt tells me that the Anti-Christ will come from the Middle East instead, because this region is currently Satan's headquarters. But it doesn't really matter where he comes from, it's what he will do (and what you do in response) that will matter and ultimately decide your eternal fate. The Anti-Christ will begin as being a charming, likable individual who makes peace with Israel and performs miracles. He will attempt to convince the entire world that he is Jesus. But halfway through the Tribulation, the Anti-Christ reneges on his peace agreement and that's when the world truly goes to hell (perhaps literally).

You may be required to receive a special "marking" announcing your loyalty to the Anti-Christ in order to buy or sell anything, and you might even be put in prison if you refuse to be marked. No matter what the penalty is for not taking the mark, I cannot stress this next part enough...

DO NOT TAKE THE MARK OF THE ANTI-CHRIST, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

If you accept the Anti-Christ's mark, THAT'S IT. You will never go to Heaven, you will never get to meet Jesus or any of your loved ones who are in Heaven. You will go to the Lake of Fire. For the rest of eternity. I repeat, DO NOT TAKE THE MARK!

Opinion varies on what exactly "The Mark" will be, it could be anything from a tattoo to a bar code to an implanted microchip. You will be required to get it to function in society but by doing so you are condemning yourself to the Lake of Fire, forever! To simply let yourself starve to death or spend even the rest of your earthly life in prison for renouncing loyalty to the Anti-Christ is infinitely better (literally) than being punished forever for taking his mark.

At the end of the Anti-Christ's seven-year reign on Earth, Jesus-- the real Messiah, not the evil imposter-- will return from the clouds along with an army consisting all of his followers, past and present, who will defeat the Anti-Christ and his evil army. Satan will be bound in chains for 1,000 years and there will be a millennium of world peace. It will be a new Heaven and a new Earth. At the end of this millennium, Satan will be unleashed on the world for one last time, but will soon be defeated once again where he will spend the rest of eternity in the Lake of Fire along with all those who chose to follow him (which includes everyone who took his mark during the Tribulation)

I know many of you will not take this message seriously, and I may get a lot of criticism, but I am just trying to give everybody here a big heads-up because it is quite possible that the End Times will be here within the year, the signs are present, and I do not want to see anyone here meet the worst of all possible fates, and that is to spend the rest of eternity in the excruciating pain of the Lake of Fire. Though we can't be certain, of course, that the End Times really will be so soon, I am prepared for its possibility, and everyone else needs to be, as well.

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Glozboy wrote on 08/06/15 at 02:28:57:
Jeff returning to the boards was the end times, and we survived that.

you just mad my dicks bigger then yours  Cool
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yes nicolas harvey will eat all the hamburgers in the world, when his stomach explodes it will wipe out humanity as we know it, I know it's true because my bible says it
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man who the fuck cares.

life is about three things ya dig? three things jack.

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