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AlexPenev Master Ninja Offline I play in 70Hz 7997 days karting	Re: MK8 Reply #1 - 06/11/13 at 06:15:43 Anti-gravity and upside-downs? How's the MT mechanic this time?
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ALAKTORN Myth Offline Resident weeaboo 6519 sex records Italy - Viserba Gender:	Re: MK8 Reply #2 - 06/11/13 at 06:16:58 AlexPenev wrote on 06/11/13 at 06:15:43: How's the MT mechanic this time? same as MK7, I believe the game really looks like MKW+MK7, with added hover mechanics to make you puke while driving upside-down it looks to be the worst MK game to TT yet (gliders, bikes+karts, hovering, underwater, coins) we gonna get a section for it soon?
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Nosey Legend Offline MKSC best game 5218 sex records UK Gender:	Re: MK8 Reply #3 - 06/11/13 at 06:27:14 Antigravity and underwater? Hmmph.
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Mick Ninja Offline drank 6045 beers France Gender:	Re: MK8 Reply #5 - 06/11/13 at 06:46:38 Game looks great, and the track design seems interesting, F-Zero inspired. But : Quote: it looks to be the worst MK game to TT yet (gliders, bikes+karts, hovering, underwater, coins) This, absolutely. I shouldn't be sticking too long on that one. Waiting for online details now.
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GenesisX King Offline :3 5480 sex records Gender:	Re: MK8 Reply #6 - 06/11/13 at 06:50:22 Here is the trailer on YT, if you want to see it again of course... not sure what to think of it yet tbh. EDIT: Arsenic beat me haha, Yeah I have a feeling this game will be very annoying to TT which is sad
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hahaae Titan Offline post-psychedelia retired 5324 times Arkansas, USA Gender:	Re: MK8 Reply #7 - 06/11/13 at 06:53:09 Seeing as I almost exclusively do TT's, this game looks like complete shit and I may not even buy it. Fuck Nintendo, they can't do a single fucking thing right anymore. Someone should just nuke their damn HQ before they ruin more good games.
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Nosey Legend Offline MKSC best game ate 5218 donuts UK Gender:	Re: MK8 Reply #8 - 06/11/13 at 06:56:57 Gliders? Noooooooooooooooo! Totally with Alaktorn in the TT'ing aspect... that's all I really care about. I can totally see the MT system being exactly the same as MK7, looking forward to seeing some youtubers test it out and give feedback.
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Reply #9 - 06/11/13 at 07:00:09

Nosey wrote on 06/11/13 at 06:56:57:

Gliders? Noooooooooooooooo! Sad

Totally with Alaktorn in the TT'ing aspect... that's all I really care about.
I can totally see the MT system being exactly the same as MK7, looking forward to seeing some youtubers test it out and give feedback.

The bad thing is, it can't be good. It will either be a boring rehash of MK7 or an even more boring rehash of MKW with coins and underwater/gliding.

There is no way for this Mario Kart to turn up good, especially for TTs. Might be funny for online, that totally depens on the items, but I'm not trusting Nintendo on that anymore anyway, so #fuck MK8

At least give us a fucking practical tool for matchmaking and personal rooms, nintendo

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Reply #10 - 06/11/13 at 07:01:53

Why can't Nintendo make good games anymore? The last decent game they made was SMG1, and that was like 2007. Brawl is alright, but completely outshined by SSBM. Hell, they even managed to ruin the side scroller Mario games. I can honestly say that I hope Miyamoto and the rest of the money whores at the top of Nintendo die of some flesh-eating disease and that the company then goes bankrupt and closes down before they fuck more shit up.

If I were at E3, I probably would have jumped on the stage and beat the shit out of that guy presenting MK8, just to send a message to Nintendo. >_>

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Reply #11 - 06/11/13 at 07:06:44

I'm pretty sure they can still make good games, they're just focusing on the wrong things (in our perspective). Their Target-group has radically changed in the last years. Family gaming is what now drives Nintendo in my eyes. The rest is just to keep other gamers to also buy the console. That's why we don't see much more Metroid, F-Zero or anything else that we would actually like.

Rather we get Just Dance, Wii U Fit and more bullshit

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Reply #12 - 06/11/13 at 07:11:11

In my mind they can't. All they've made in recent years is garbage.

NSMBW? Shit.
NSMBU? Shit.
MP9? Shit.
MK7? Shit.
MKW? Shit.
SSBB? Shit when compared to SSMB.
Any given Mario sidescroller? Shit
SMG2? Lazy remake of SMG1; Shit.
LM2? Designed for 12 year-olds, ruined by mission mode and just being stupid; Shit.

I most-likely won't be investing in any more Nintendo from now on. They lost a once-diehard fanboy, and that takes a lot.

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Reply #13 - 06/11/13 at 07:14:34

Zwiebel wrote on 06/11/13 at 07:06:44:

I'm pretty sure they can still make good games, they're just focusing on the wrong things (in our perspective). Their Target-group has radically changed in the last years. Family gaming is what now drives Nintendo in my eyes. The rest is just to keep other gamers to also buy the console. That's why we don't see much more Metroid, F-Zero or anything else that we would actually like.

Rather we get Just Dance, Wii U Fit and more bullshit

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Sorozone NinjaSorozone Offline Soro 5949 sex records Arizona Gender:	Re: MK8 Reply #14 - 06/11/13 at 07:30:15 Yeah...It's underwhelming to say the least. Wasn't a fan of 7, but that's also in part because I don't put tons of hours into my handheld games. Always prefer the TV screen and home console. So I'll end up getting it.
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stelzig Legend Offline 7226 days karting Arhus, Denmark Gender:	Re: MK8 Reply #15 - 06/11/13 at 07:47:11 mkw2 10chars
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Ridley_ King Offline Mkds for ever ! seen 6100 mj vids Gender:	Re: MK8 Reply #16 - 06/11/13 at 07:52:48 stelzig wrote on 06/11/13 at 07:47:11: mkw2 10chars stelzig puts it in a nutshell Bikes REALLY suck. EDIT: That MT system still looks soooo awful, omg Nintendo what the hell are you doing Also, lol, didn't Leone suggested "anti-gravity" in his view of MK8 ? Not a bad idea, but this is actually doomed to be competely glitched.
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Reply #17 - 06/11/13 at 07:58:13

hahaae wrote on 06/11/13 at 07:01:53:

Why can't Nintendo make good games anymore? The last decent game they made was SMG1, and that was like 2007. Brawl is alright, but completely outshined by SSBM. Hell, they even managed to ruin the side scroller Mario games. I can honestly say that I hope Miyamoto and the rest of the money whores at the top of Nintendo die of some flesh-eating disease and that the company then goes bankrupt and closes down before they fuck more shit up.

If I were at E3, I probably would have jumped on the stage and beat the shit out of that guy presenting MK8, just to send a message to Nintendo. >_>

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I don't even buy/play new games anymore. I just play old GCN, N64, SNES, and NES games via console or emulator. So fun, and some actually offer a challenge Cool

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Sorozone NinjaSorozone Offline Soro 5949 days karting Arizona Gender:	Re: MK8 Reply #18 - 06/11/13 at 08:01:06 You guys sound like Gamefaqs, ha.
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ALAKTORN Myth Offline Resident weeaboo 6519 days karting Italy - Viserba Gender:	Re: MK8 Reply #20 - 06/11/13 at 08:44:27 Ridley_ wrote on 06/11/13 at 07:52:48: this is actually doomed to be competely glitched. ^so much this I can’t imagine what kind of retarded glitches this new mechanic will bring with it
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Reply #21 - 06/11/13 at 08:49:26

so… anyway, wanna start compiling a characters list?

I see Mario, Bowser, Luigi, Waluigi, Peach, Wario, DK, Toad, Koopa Troopa, Yoshi, Toadette, Daisy

edit: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/700050-mario-kart-wii-u/66421754

something to consider: the only wheelie shown in the trailer seems to come from using a shroom, so maybe to balance bikes with karts they removed wheelies outside of shrooms?

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MKDS: 31 GODs, 28 Myths, 5 Titans, Hold 9 NoPRB CRs, Hold 11 PRB CRs, Hold 2 NoMT WRs, Held 7 NoPRB WRs and 8 Beta WRs
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Reply #22 - 06/11/13 at 09:02:37

ALAKTORN wrote on 06/11/13 at 06:16:58:

AlexPenev wrote on 06/11/13 at 06:15:43:

How's the MT mechanic this time?

same as MK7, I believe

the game really looks like MKW+MK7, with added hover mechanics to make you puke while driving upside-down

it looks to be the worst MK game to TT yet Smiley

(gliders, bikes+karts, hovering, underwater, coins)

we gonna get a section for it soon?

Each game gets progressively worse to TT as the racing is water downed in favor of hijinks.

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Rhodechill Legend Offline An actual sprite of a SMK Kerpa Derpa 5945 days karting Rainbow Rhode Island Gender:	Re: MK8 Reply #23 - 06/11/13 at 09:02:38 bikes are the fucking best inside turns ftw no weird ass swerving and predicting turn hardness etc total precision lines that actually make sense due to shortening distance rather than trying to find ideal balance between distance cutting and speed which is ultra fucking hard to conceptualize 100% gonna be awesome
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duffjr Titan Offline (S)NES for life! 7486 days karting Los Angeles Gender:	Re: MK8 Reply #24 - 06/11/13 at 09:04:51 Just wait for Nintendo's mobile version of this game where you can shell out a million real coins for stupid kart upgrades.
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