Mario Kart MB - 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!!

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5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!!
01/25/13 at 04:59:50

GA-GA-GA-GANZA!!

Just to celebrate, I got my 80^th Myth time on SMK (out on 80 possible) :

But seriously who cares about that nerdy kart thing? Here comes the most important part. Pretty sure it'll remind something to GAS:

Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this

My, my, my timesheet hit me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my GODs"
Thank you for blessing me
With a kart to ride and two hype hands
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from Carolina
And I'm known as such
And this is a time, uh, you can't cheat

I told you homeboy (Yo, can't cheat this)
Yeah, that's how we playing and you know (Yo, can't cheat this)
Look at my times, man (Yo, can't cheat this)
Yo, let me bust the Donkey records (Yo, can't cheat this)

Fresh Game Boy Advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a mushroom and catch this time
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too sweet
And this is a time, uh, you can't cheat

Yo, I told you (Yo, can't cheat this)
Why you playing there, man? (Yo, can't cheat this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, nigga (Yo, can't cheat this)

Give me a game, or record
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Fenner you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Karters are sweating so pass them a stream
Or a tape, to learn
What it's gonna fake in the hairpins to turn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word because you know...

Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this

Plane has crashed! [Music breaks down]
Stop, Fenner time!

Yo, with the slide, it is said
That if you can't MT this then you probably are dead
So wave your wheels in the air
Bust a few moves, get your feathers through the air
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump

Yeah... (Yo, can't cheat this)
Look, man (Yo, can't cheat this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (Yo, can't cheat this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (Yo, can't cheat this)

Plane has crashed!
Stop, Fenner time!

Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this

Plane has crashed! (Nice times, Fenner) Stop, Fenner time!

Every time you see me
The Fenner just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on this trick
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the karts, from Rainbow to the Sky
It's "Fenner, go Fenner, MC Fenner, yo Fenner"
And the rest can go and play

Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this
Yo, can't cheat this

It deserved a tribute, yo

FENNER TIME! Cheesy

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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Glozboy King Offline 5276 days karting St Albans Gender:	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #1 - 01/25/13 at 07:02:27 You're a fucking genius Congrats on completing the Myth collection!
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Fant0m Myth Offline aka Flo 5943 days karting Paris / France Gender:	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #3 - 01/25/13 at 07:49:31 Congratz for both of these accomplishments dude! Also nice pic! Must be the t-shirt you kept in your wardrobe...
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Chris Ninja Offline wao 5654 days karting Germany, Pforzheim Gender:	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #4 - 01/25/13 at 08:13:07 Haha most epic 5000th Post I've seen so far! Big congratz to this very nice achievment !
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Mick Ninja Offline ate 6045 donuts France Gender:	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #5 - 01/25/13 at 08:42:46 The lyrics are incredible. Now we need a singer going with !! (Oh, and nice time too I guess)
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Fant0m Myth Offline aka Flo 5943 days karting Paris / France Gender:	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #6 - 01/25/13 at 08:46:01 ^I nominate RVZ for that...
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Brett Ex Member	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #7 - 01/25/13 at 08:46:19 Topic of the year.
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TvK NinjaTvK Offline helped 5511 people Belgium Gender:	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #8 - 01/25/13 at 09:01:49 I can't wait for your 10,000th post.
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Shock NinjaShock Offline 5699 equations solved North Carolina Gender:	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #9 - 01/25/13 at 09:36:08 Hilarious and clever said everyone ever after reading a zarkov post
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MVT Ex Member	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #10 - 01/25/13 at 10:01:35 Geez this mario guy has a sick obsession. It's a shame that the best mksc player in the world is treated like this. Hopefully one day he is vindicated.
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Antistar

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Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Reply #11 - 01/25/13 at 10:23:46

MVT: to use almost the same words as Karel addressed to Terrence one year ago, I hope you understand this is only a joke and I really don't mean to make a fool of him there. It's just the achievement of a very old joke project we had with GAS more than 3 years ago when he visited me before CDM. Wink

Mick wrote on 01/25/13 at 08:42:46:

The lyrics are incredible. Now we need a singer going with !!

Maybe GAS himself...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDY_OomQGWM Roll Eyes

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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Detective Spril NinjaSpril Offline Helping solve conspiracies since 2006. 6793 days karting Roanoke, VA Gender:	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #12 - 01/25/13 at 10:49:46 Haha. This topic needs a "like" button (I definitely had the wrong song in my head when I was reading those lyrics though..."Ice Ice Baby" instead of "Can't Touch This". Oops.)
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Lafungo NinjaLafungo Offline ate 5592 donuts Cambridge, MA Gender:	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #14 - 01/25/13 at 10:56:39 That was beautiful. Thank you for this wonderful gift to the world! -Christophe.
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Antistar

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Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Reply #16 - 01/25/13 at 16:14:19

Etch wrote on 01/25/13 at 15:17:30:

Was expecting porn

TvK wrote on 01/25/13 at 09:01:49:

I can't wait for your 10,000th post.

Do the math

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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Fank009 King Offline Hey look, Im still alive 5103 holabolas NZ Gender:	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #17 - 01/25/13 at 18:37:20 Nominations for post of the year right here
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Honko NinjaHonk Offline Toad Runner 24: Honk Another Day 7550 toadgasms California Gender:	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #18 - 01/25/13 at 20:53:59 Detective Spril wrote on 01/25/13 at 10:49:46: Ice Ice Baby
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Joe Reinreb NinjaEoj Offline Name anagram: Beer Joiner 7259 pubs visited Chicago, Illinois	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #19 - 01/25/13 at 23:14:40 5,000 posts? Jeez, I gotta step up my game... and I'm a mod for God's sake...
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Firewaster Legend Offline Brazilian POWER ate 6863 donuts Goiânia - Brasil Gender:	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #20 - 01/27/13 at 10:00:35 so much win for a single mothafucking topic!!! laughing my sexy ass off right now... you are the man Willy! STOP, FENNER TIME!
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Framboise Karter Offline Youkai moe~ 5609 days karting Limoges (France) Gender:	Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!! Reply #21 - 01/28/13 at 01:23:24 Antistar wrote on 01/25/13 at 04:59:50: GA-GA-GA-GANZA!! I read GA-GA-GA GA-GA-GA-GAOGAIGAR before i realized i rushed this anime too much.
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Antistar

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Re: 5,000th POST EXTRAVAGANZA!!
Reply #22 - 02/06/13 at 12:18:46

Firewaster wrote on 01/27/13 at 10:00:35:

so much win for a single mothafucking topic!!!

laughing my sexy ass off right now...

you are the man Willy!

STOP, FENNER TIME!

Oh I hadn't see you had replied!

The day we see each other again, I want a duet on this cover. Kiss

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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