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Zwiebel Legend Offline Kmaccy-Fan drank 6670 beers Stuttgart Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #50 - 01/07/13 at 20:19:09 That banknote looks very fake, also the chances that GAS would actually know where to get such an amount of money are ridiculously low, I can't believe your story.
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #51 - 01/08/13 at 00:54:42

It's easier to get fake money in South America than real money in Europe.

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

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KVD Titan Offline twitch.tv/smk_machin e 7789 holabolas Netherlands Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #52 - 01/08/13 at 05:29:25 ^Rofl Come on Dan, get the ball rolling!
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Joe Reinreb NinjaEoj Offline Name anagram: Beer Joiner 7259 pubs visited Chicago, Illinois	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #53 - 01/09/13 at 10:37:28 I've written my first bit about Guilherme, should I tell it now, or wait for the roast?
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Zwiebel Legend Offline Kmaccy-Fan 6670 days karting Stuttgart Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #54 - 01/09/13 at 11:36:34 This roastbeef is invalid, I demand a reelection
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #55 - 01/09/13 at 11:44:51

Joe Reinreb wrote on 01/09/13 at 10:37:28:

I've written my first bit about Guilherme, should I tell it now, or wait for the roast?

I suggest waiting, so everything can be included in one bit for the Non-NBT update / Karty awards show that Dan is planning. He does need to get his act together though or we'll all end up flaming him instead. Tongue

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Dan H King Offline Go Colts!! 6797 days karting Minnesota, USA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #56 - 01/09/13 at 13:47:14 Sent to Karel. Now he can stop bugging me about it. And if you want to write crap about me, go for it. As long as it's funny.
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Dan H King Offline Go Colts!! 6797 days karting Minnesota, USA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #57 - 01/28/13 at 06:03:07 PM me some emails, folks. I've put this off long enough (and Pierre hasn't returned it to me either, lol). It's about time to get something done.
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Reply #58 - 01/28/13 at 08:46:21

Antistar wrote on 01/08/13 at 00:54:42:

It's easier to get fake money in South America than real money in Europe.

I'm sorry to say this is entirely true.

ps.: by the way, even though I really love me a german lover (can you hear me Banjo?), I'd have to go with Mario over Zwiebel. What we had was too deep to forget, if you know what I mean.

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Zarkov wrote on 04/20/11 at 08:43:53:

ALAKTORN more like ALAKTO-MOVE-IT-MOVE-IT.

if I ever attend a CDM without Sami I'll ask for a refund

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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #59 - 01/28/13 at 09:20:08

Like this?

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

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The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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Firewaster Legend Offline Brazilian POWER 6863 days karting Goiânia - Brasil Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #60 - 01/28/13 at 09:35:25 I never put that glass down that night, did I? LOL
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Joe Reinreb NinjaEoj Offline Name anagram: Beer Joiner 7259 pubs visited Chicago, Illinois	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #61 - 01/29/13 at 14:33:04 Got it from Dan, wrote it yesterday and today, sent it back to Dan about an hour or so ago...
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #62 - 01/29/13 at 16:25:14

Firewaster wrote on 01/28/13 at 08:46:21:

Antistar wrote on 01/08/13 at 00:54:42:

It's easier to get fake money in South America than real money in Europe.

I'm sorry to say this is entirely true.

ps.: by the way, even though I really love me a german lover (can you hear me Banjo?), I'd have to go with Mario over Zwiebel. What we had was too deep to forget, if you know what I mean.

Nooooo

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TvK wrote on 05/27/14 at 03:07:54:

You should all listen to Timur. He's an onion.

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Dan H King Offline Go Colts!! 6797 holabolas Minnesota, USA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #63 - 01/29/13 at 22:05:26 Who's next? If no one replies by the time I get home from work (7 hours from now) I'll send it to Legend.
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Joe Reinreb NinjaEoj Offline Name anagram: Beer Joiner 7259 pubs visited Chicago, Illinois	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #64 - 01/29/13 at 23:14:16 Have you read mine yet, Dan? I had to rib ya at least a little bit...
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Zarkov nice wr Offline The Dominik Diamond of SMK 7475L of clarkjuice Stevenage, UK	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #65 - 01/30/13 at 01:26:29 I don't get this. What are you guys sending to eachother?
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Reply #66 - 01/30/13 at 05:36:06

I think I'll send it to Clark next, since he got a mention. What's your email, Zarkov?

It's just making jokes about each other. That's it, really. You can mock anyone you wish, but Guilherme is the main one we're making fun of. Then at the end, Guilherme gets to make jokes about everyone that made fun of him.

Joe, I did read it. Very nice.

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wxyz Legend Offline 5481 sex records	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #67 - 01/30/13 at 06:07:52 Dan H wrote on 01/30/13 at 05:36:06: I think I'll send it to Clark next Maybe you should send it to someone who's inside the top50 still
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KVD Titan Offline twitch.tv/smk_machin e drank 7789 beers Netherlands Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #68 - 01/30/13 at 07:24:25 Dude, are you out of your mind?! Sending it to Clark will push back the ETA of this project by a solid 5 years...remember what happened to that parcel (or rather what didn't happen..)?
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #69 - 01/30/13 at 07:32:36

We can't trust this man for good roasting:

Zarkov wrote on 12/10/12 at 07:05:33:

I did mean to reply, but I didnt know what 'roast' meant. I looked up its meaning, but forgot why I was doing that and thus forgot about your message.

Zarkov wrote on 01/30/13 at 01:26:29:

I don't get this. What are you guys sending to eachother?

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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Zarkov nice wr Offline The Dominik Diamond of SMK 7475L of clarkjuice Stevenage, UK	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #70 - 01/30/13 at 16:59:09 Nah I only dont send stuff on when its a physical object. I can forward on an email in a few days without any trouble. zarkov@hotmail.co.uk Also how come im outside of the top 50 now? I thought noone new joined the SMK site anymore.
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Lafungo NinjaLafungo Offline 5592 days karting Cambridge, MA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #71 - 01/30/13 at 17:04:34 Alencar has been playing PAL recently. -Christophe.
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Dan H King Offline Go Colts!! 6797 sex records Minnesota, USA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #72 - 01/30/13 at 21:49:26 Well, Clark has an acceptance speech to give along with his roast. If he doesn't send it back within 5 years, I'll pass it along to someone else. Who wants to go after Clark?
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Zarkov nice wr Offline The Dominik Diamond of SMK 7475L of clarkjuice Stevenage, UK	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #73 - 02/01/13 at 10:53:53 It didnt take me 5 years. Just sent it back to you now Dan.
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Dan H King Offline Go Colts!! 6797 holabolas Minnesota, USA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #74 - 02/06/13 at 05:50:14 So Clark's bit is hilariously awesome and I asked Dave Smith for his email a few days ago but he hasn't responded. Who wants to go next? Moll? Aron? Just post/PM me an email.
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