Mario Kart MB - The SMK roast and Karties

KVD Titan Offline twitch.tv/smk_machin e drank 7789 beers Netherlands Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #25 - 12/17/12 at 06:47:44 Firewaster wrote on 12/17/12 at 06:46:31: Well, give it your best shot cause I won't take it lightly lol In reference to my avatar:
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Firewaster Legend Offline Brazilian POWER helped 6863 people Goiânia - Brasil Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #26 - 12/17/12 at 07:02:26 Yeah, bring the barrels!
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #27 - 12/17/12 at 07:16:05

KVD wrote on 12/17/12 at 06:31:15:

Antistar wrote on 12/17/12 at 06:12:54:

(I want the Karty of the most useless post of the year in the SMK section for this one)

[Roast mode]Don't worry, we could easily compile a top-5 of your most useless posts from this month alone. [/Roast mode]

There, have I passed the test as roaster-wannabe? Smiley

Guilherme should have no problem finding material on Mario and me anyway, just look in the Fenner related topics (those that have not been purged). Roll Eyes

We could also ask Timur, he's a specialist in chasing every Fantomas's posts he finds crappy/useless.

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

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The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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KVD Titan Offline twitch.tv/smk_machin e 7789 days karting Netherlands Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #28 - 12/17/12 at 07:38:38 Antistar wrote on 12/17/12 at 07:16:05: We could also ask Timur, he's a specialist in chasing every Fantomas's posts he finds crappy/useless. Wtf, you don't need to be a specialist for that. You just go to Fantomas' profile and view all posts by this user.... It is probably a full-time job to reply to them all though.
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Dan H King Offline Go Colts!! 6797 days karting Minnesota, USA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #29 - 12/17/12 at 12:10:56 Save it for the roast, guys! And by the way, it would be ok to roast fellow roasters. It seems you guys are already on board with that, though.
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Dave Smith Legend Offline Ranked #13 in the United States 6860 days karting Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #30 - 12/17/12 at 12:31:58 I guess I'm in. I'm sure I can find something to bust his balls about.
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KVD Titan Offline twitch.tv/smk_machin e 7789 days karting Netherlands Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #31 - 12/17/12 at 15:16:36 ^
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Dave Smith Legend Offline Ranked #13 in the United States 6860 days karting Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #32 - 12/17/12 at 17:35:32 LOL! I am always around. Add me on FB
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Dan H King Offline Go Colts!! 6797 holabolas Minnesota, USA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #33 - 12/19/12 at 12:24:15 After the holidays, I'll put together a little write-up and start sending it around. Anyone want to go first? Or last? With any luck, we might be done by June or so. It'll have about the same success as that MK Parcel that attempted to travel the world.
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #34 - 12/19/12 at 12:29:36

Dan H wrote on 12/19/12 at 12:24:15:

After the holidays, I'll put together a little write-up and start sending it around. Anyone want to go first? Or last? With any luck, we might be done by June or so. It'll have about the same success as that MK Parcel that attempted to travel the world.

I wouldn't send it to Clark then

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KVD Titan Offline twitch.tv/smk_machin e 7789 days karting Netherlands Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #35 - 12/21/12 at 01:38:13 I'll go first.
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Joe Reinreb NinjaEoj Offline Name anagram: Beer Joiner 7259 pubs visited Chicago, Illinois	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #36 - 12/22/12 at 18:29:12 Oh man, this is gonna be great! I really think we should figure out a way that we could all talk to each other via the internet. Karel- do you have any idea how Sargoth was able to do Kart Radio? (I miss Kart Radio) I suppose we could set up a podcast. Those seem to be pretty popular in these there internets...
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Aron Langerak Legend Offline Masterpie9 6907 days karting Holland Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #37 - 12/24/12 at 09:36:25 Can I make fun of Patrick? Or MJ? Always nice heh
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #38 - 12/24/12 at 09:41:22

Aron Langerak wrote on 12/24/12 at 09:36:25:

Can I make fun of Patrick? Or MJ? Always nice heh Smiley

You can't touch Patrick.

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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Dan H King Offline Go Colts!! 6797 days karting Minnesota, USA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #39 - 12/24/12 at 13:46:58 Mock anyone you want. Just the majority has to go toward Guilherme.
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Dan H King Offline Go Colts!! ate 6797 donuts Minnesota, USA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #40 - 01/06/13 at 22:13:48 Just to let everyone know, I haven't forgot about this. I'm just lazy as fuck.
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KVD Titan Offline twitch.tv/smk_machin e 7789 days karting Netherlands Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #41 - 01/07/13 at 01:50:40 You can't roast yourself Dan, it's strictly prohibited.
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Zwiebel Legend Offline Kmaccy-Fan 6670 days karting Stuttgart Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #42 - 01/07/13 at 06:11:54 What the fuck is this topic, do you want to eat GAS? I shall not let this happen, fucking cannibals
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #43 - 01/07/13 at 11:59:54

Zwiebel wrote on 01/07/13 at 06:11:54:

I shall not let this happen, fucking cannibals

I have all authority on GAS's body, you won't be able to help anything

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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Zwiebel Legend Offline Kmaccy-Fan 6670 days karting Stuttgart Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #44 - 01/07/13 at 12:06:01 Antistar wrote on 01/07/13 at 11:59:54: Zwiebel wrote on 01/07/13 at 06:11:54: I shall not let this happen, fucking cannibals I have all authority on GAS's body, you won't be able to help anything Don't you think GAS should decide who has the authority on his body? I'm sure he would choose me
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #45 - 01/07/13 at 12:45:24

Have you ever met him, offer him a bed for a week, and get drunk with him two consecutive nights?

GAS is MY bitch, get the hell outta here, evil German boy Kiss

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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Zwiebel Legend Offline Kmaccy-Fan 6670 days karting Stuttgart Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #46 - 01/07/13 at 13:27:55 He told me that he only did it because he pitied you being alone, but I'm not sure if I'm supposed to tell you that
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #47 - 01/07/13 at 13:30:13

I'm not sure I'm supposed to believe he was so drunk he didn't remember my wife was there all the time he spent at my place and help him to choose cool champagne to bring back in Brazil

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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Zwiebel Legend Offline Kmaccy-Fan 6670 days karting Stuttgart Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #48 - 01/07/13 at 13:43:26 that must have been a fake Guilherme you got tricked there bro
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #49 - 01/07/13 at 14:30:06

He was less fake than the banknote he was holding in his hands:

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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