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The SMK roast and Karties
12/10/12 at 00:15:34

Hey all, here's my idea for this year's Karty awards. I would like to do a roast of one of our beloved players. This means that everyone that wants to would be able to mock our Roastee about absolutely anything they wanted, pull no punches. In return, though, the Roastee would get to say whatever he wants about everyone that roasts him. I need a volunteer to be roasted (I asked Clark about a month ago, but he hasn't replied), and whoever wants to be a part of this just needs to post here. Keep in mind we only roast the ones we love and this should be light-hearted and funny.

Once we have a decent amount of people, I'll start the write-up and email it to each person that wants to roast. Once everyone has had their say, the Roastee will get the write-up and write whatever he wants. This doesn't necessarily have to be done by the first of the year, especially because we're getting kind of a late start on it.

So, who wants in, and who would like to be roasted? You may also post Karty suggestions in this topic. Have fun!

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Firewaster Legend Offline Brazilian POWER 6863 days karting Goiânia - Brasil Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #1 - 12/10/12 at 01:55:20 I'm up for any of the two roles.
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #2 - 12/10/12 at 02:59:03

Firewaster wrote on 12/10/12 at 01:55:20:

I'm up for any of the two roles.

We'll always be a couple so I need to be with you Kiss

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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Firewaster Legend Offline Brazilian POWER 6863 days karting Goiânia - Brasil Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #3 - 12/10/12 at 06:13:52 Antistar wrote on 12/10/12 at 02:59:03: Firewaster wrote on 12/10/12 at 01:55:20: I'm up for any of the two roles. We'll always be a couple so I need to be with you Fair enough. edit.: you know what this thumb is for.
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #4 - 12/10/12 at 06:17:47

Yeah, it's a replica of your penis, 1/2 scale.

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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Zarkov nice wr Offline The Dominik Diamond of SMK 7475L of clarkjuice Stevenage, UK	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #5 - 12/10/12 at 07:05:33 I did mean to reply, but I didnt know what 'roast' meant. I looked up its meaning, but forgot why I was doing that and thus forgot about your message.
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KVD Titan Offline twitch.tv/smk_machin e 7789 holabolas Netherlands Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #6 - 12/10/12 at 07:13:38 Sounds like behaviour that warrants a particularly thorough roast, Clark.
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Dan H King Offline Go Colts!! 6797 days karting Minnesota, USA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #7 - 12/10/12 at 09:42:49 So we're going to roast Guilherme usless someone else really really really really wants it. Most of you Euro folks have met him, so I'd bet you have a little bit of dirt on him.
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wxyz Legend Offline helped 5481 people	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #8 - 12/10/12 at 11:01:11 Dan H wrote on 12/10/12 at 09:42:49: So we're going to roast Guilherme usless someone else really really really really wants it. Most of you Euro folks have met him, so I'd bet you have a little bit of dirt on him. There's no dirt on Mario, I licked it all off
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #9 - 12/10/12 at 11:53:46

Thanks but we're speaking about Guilherme here. The Brazilian me.

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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wxyz Legend Offline helped 5481 people	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #10 - 12/10/12 at 11:57:19 Better send him round for his cleaning then
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #11 - 12/10/12 at 12:01:22

True, even if I cleaned everything dirty outta him someday, it was around 3 years and a half ago, and I know how dirty this guy can get in less than 20 minutes.

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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Lafungo NinjaLafungo Offline 5592 days karting Cambridge, MA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #12 - 12/10/12 at 12:02:08 I know it's meant to be a two-way thing, but wouldn't it be adequate to roast Simon this year, especially considering his now official retirement from SMK? Just a thought. -Christophe.
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Dan H King Offline Go Colts!! punched 6797 kiddies Minnesota, USA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #13 - 12/10/12 at 22:44:37 How much could anyone really make fun of Simon, though? Few people have met him and he's too nice of a guy, lol. At least with Arantes we could rip on some of the stupid stuff he's posted and done. Simon has no such history, or very limited.
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Firewaster Legend Offline Brazilian POWER punched 6863 kiddies Goiânia - Brasil Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #14 - 12/11/12 at 02:08:04 Yeah, and there are way more jokes about me being brazilian (and, therefore, a shemale) than being canadian. Even though I heard there are lots of "but" jokes between the US and Canada
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Joe Reinreb NinjaEoj Offline Name anagram: Beer Joiner 7259 pubs visited Chicago, Illinois	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #15 - 12/11/12 at 19:37:34 I think it should be held on Skype with a laugh track... And I'm in for sure.
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Dan H King Offline Go Colts!! ate 6797 donuts Minnesota, USA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #16 - 12/11/12 at 22:30:37 Skype would be great, just maybe a little tough to set up. But I'd be down for it now that I have a computer with a web cam. You'd all just have to listen to my annoying voice that includes a Minnesooooota accent.
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Jamie White King Offline 7491 holabolas USA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #17 - 12/11/12 at 23:28:01 Yay Simon
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Dan H King Offline Go Colts!! 6797 holabolas Minnesota, USA Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #18 - 12/16/12 at 22:24:13 Alright, time to start putting this together a little bit. Who all wants in on roasting Guilherme? So far we have Joe, Guillaume (Mario), Karel and myself. Maybe Clark and Moll? Harvey? Sami? I could also contact guys like Alencar and Dave Smith to get in on it. The more the merrier.
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Firewaster Legend Offline Brazilian POWER 6863 holabolas Goiânia - Brasil Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #19 - 12/17/12 at 05:55:51 I'd need the name of my "roasters" to start my researches...
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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #20 - 12/17/12 at 06:12:54

Firewaster wrote on 12/17/12 at 05:55:51:

I'd need the name of my "roasters" to start my researches...

I WANNA ROAST YOU Kiss

(I want the Karty of the most useless post of the year in the SMK section for this one)

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

MKDD is not technical at all

Gaming Guru Extraordinaire (© Sargoth) – SMK '09, '13, '14 POY, former #1 (PAL: August 2013 - May 2017 / NTSC: March '14 - April '17) – 80/80 M+ PRs

The feeling of being a world champion is intoxicating, and I didn't want to ever not be the world champion again. Then I realized it didn't matter that much since I had nothing more to prove and achieved my most important goal(s).

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Re: The SMK roast and Karties
Reply #21 - 12/17/12 at 06:31:15

Antistar wrote on 12/17/12 at 06:12:54:

(I want the Karty of the most useless post of the year in the SMK section for this one)

[Roast mode]Don't worry, we could easily compile a top-5 of your most useless posts from this month alone. [/Roast mode]

There, have I passed the test as roaster-wannabe? Smiley

Guilherme should have no problem finding material on Mario and me anyway, just look in the Fenner related topics (those that have not been purged). Roll Eyes

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Firewaster Legend Offline Brazilian POWER 6863 holabolas Goiânia - Brasil Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #22 - 12/17/12 at 06:36:45 In fact we'd have a harder time finding a top 5 useful posts from Mario
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KVD Titan Offline twitch.tv/smk_machin e drank 7789 beers Netherlands Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #23 - 12/17/12 at 06:39:23 Hahahaha, magnificent! It has turned into a let's all flame Mario topic. Actually, I'm almost afraid to roast you too fiercely, as I'm fearing your retaliation. Guilherme, you are a flaming God. Fact, no smiley.
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Firewaster Legend Offline Brazilian POWER 6863 days karting Goiânia - Brasil Gender:	Re: The SMK roast and Karties Reply #24 - 12/17/12 at 06:46:31 Well, give it your best shot cause I won't take it lightly lol
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