Mario Kart MB - My handicap

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My handicap
09/27/11 at 16:02:26

has been active for a very long time in my own mind and most likely the minds of others. What do you administrators have to say for yourselves? I'm the GOAT poster, GOAT human being, GOAT anything. I'm a top tier of any category. And you treat me as if I'm not such. You're lucky I'm still bringing people to post on this site to allow ya'll to gain revenue. >=D

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Re: My handicap
Reply #1 - 09/27/11 at 16:04:45

Jaws wrote on 09/27/11 at 16:02:26:

has been active for a very long time in my own mind and most likely the minds of others. What do you administrators have to say for yourselves? I'm the GOAT poster, GOAT human being, GOAT anything. I'm a top tier of any category. And you treat me as if I'm not such. You're lucky I'm still bringing people to post on this site to allow ya'll to gain revenue. >=D

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The irony of me having to quote my own post in the PROBLEMS section for it to appear properly. You slick moderators. Though, I must admit; this system of 'punishment' is an efficient one.

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Re: My handicap
Reply #2 - 09/27/11 at 16:07:08

Jaws wrote on 09/27/11 at 16:02:26:

has been active for a very long time in my own mind and most likely the minds of others. What do you administrators have to say for yourselves? I'm the GOAT poster, GOAT human being, GOAT anything. I'm a top tier of any category. And you treat me as if I'm not such. You're lucky I'm still bringing people to post on this site to allow ya'll to gain revenue. >=D

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Double quote. OFC.

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ξχ☆Sïlνεr Ex Member	Re: My handicap Reply #3 - 09/27/11 at 16:57:45 lol take jaws' handicap and give it to mvt
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Mullac King Offline ... 5956 days karting	Re: My handicap Reply #4 - 09/27/11 at 17:24:57 Revenue? I was under the assumption that the site didn't make an income - that Jonesy kept it running from his pocket alone. In any sense, you do make it more interesting
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Re: My handicap
Reply #5 - 09/27/11 at 17:59:38

There's no revenue. Jones pays the token fee for hosting. A few others (such as the updaters) who usually do some regular job for a living and benefit society spend a dozen or more collective hours a week of volunteer work to keep things running. A few others (such as the trololo spammers) who are often unemployed and have a lot of hours of boredom to kill like to parade the forums like it's their home turf and give the others headaches.

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What do you administrators have to say for yourselves?

Not much. I guess I'm too lazy to remove it. You're stuck with it until someone like myself or Lacey decides to turn unlazy, but that's not very likely. Maybe you should give us some... revenue... to encourage us to get out of bed?

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MVT Ex Member	Re: My handicap Reply #6 - 09/27/11 at 18:17:51 Jonesy is just raking in the cashola. He bought his 2.8 million dollar California beach house from the revenue collected from the mkwii section alone!!!
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Re: My handicap
Reply #7 - 09/27/11 at 20:15:39

I was joking about profiting from this website, as I was told before when I accused the site of making money someone like a "head" mod told me this site makes no money. But this handicap shit is getting annoying since I have to refresh shit like 20 times just to read a topic or post a handicapped censored post.

But, if you don't take it away; I don't care much, I created this topic 77.6% because I was bored.

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The Gaff Ex Member	Re: My handicap Reply #8 - 09/28/11 at 01:47:05 maybe you should have thought about the consequences of your actions.
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ALAKTORN Myth Offline Resident weeaboo ate 6519 donuts Italy - Viserba Gender:	Re: My handicap Reply #9 - 09/28/11 at 03:10:11 Jaws wrote on 09/27/11 at 20:15:39: I created this topic 77.6% because I was bored. I’m curious to know where you got that number from
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hahaae Titan Offline post-psychedelia retired 5324 times Arkansas, USA Gender:	Re: My handicap Reply #10 - 09/28/11 at 12:55:36 Not 777 because you missed the jackpot?
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Re: My handicap
Reply #11 - 09/28/11 at 13:18:31

hahaae wrote on 09/28/11 at 12:55:36:

Not 777 because you missed the jackpot? Grin

Exact statistic > playing the lottery. I don't conduct myself in activities where the chance of me losing is greater than me winning. Also, I did a math equation to come to that number along with a psychological test of myself which took about 11-12 minutes to come up with the number.

I'm done in this thread, :sticksmiddlefingersup:

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The Tom Fitness Ex Member	Re: My handicap Reply #12 - 09/30/11 at 10:53:31 Sorry, but how does a ban or handicap work? How does it affect you? What exactly happens?
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Re: My handicap
Reply #13 - 09/30/11 at 11:18:46

federeriscol wrote on 09/30/11 at 10:53:31:

Sorry, but how does a ban or handicap work? How does it affect you? What exactly happens?

Hopefully you ain't that faggot Sword, but I'll answer with seriousness in hopes of you following my example instead of asking sarcastic questions.

The process of posting under a handicap =

1. Refresh every page at least 5-10 times in order for it to appear.
2. Refresh "submit post" at least 5-10 times in order for the post to be public/confirmed.
3. 8/10 times the post will be shown as "handicapped," the custom default message I forget exactly, but you already know the answer to your question so I don't need to be exact.

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The Tom Fitness Ex Member	Re: My handicap Reply #14 - 09/30/11 at 11:20:19 Cheers.
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Mick Ninja Offline punched 6045 kiddies France Gender:	Re: My handicap Reply #15 - 09/30/11 at 11:27:01 You have really some determination in posting despite your handicap. Had I got one, I would just get bored and leave the board for good...
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Jaws Legend Offline I Love Mark 2.0! 5950 sex records Up North Gender:	Re: My handicap Reply #16 - 09/30/11 at 11:30:39 Mick wrote on 09/30/11 at 11:27:01: You have really some determination in posting despite your handicap. Had I got one, I would just get bored and leave the board for good... Thanks for your input administrator. You are one loyal creature to this website by planning on leaving when times get rough.
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RVZ Legend Offline ate 7253 donuts Amsterdam Gender:	Re: My handicap Reply #17 - 09/30/11 at 15:41:35 I have no problems with Jaws getting unhandicapped. Most of the time there's actually 'truth' in his posts. U only need to read past all the cursing, which needs to stop. If Jaws can promise to be more polite towards other members, I don't see why he can't get unhandicapped.
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MVT Ex Member	Re: My handicap Reply #18 - 09/30/11 at 23:28:38 Jaws is Jawesome! remove the cap.
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Fant0m Myth Offline aka Flo 5942 holabolas Paris / France Gender:	Re: My handicap Reply #19 - 10/01/11 at 00:42:57 DJT wrote on 09/27/11 at 16:57:45: lol take jaws' handicap and give it to mvt No, just give one more to MVT.
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The Tom Fitness Ex Member	Re: My handicap Reply #20 - 10/01/11 at 02:11:19 I agree with the last three posts on this thread.
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Arsenic King Offline 5223 days karting Strasbourg, France Gender:	Re: My handicap Reply #21 - 10/01/11 at 04:50:59 TellTale wrote on 09/30/11 at 23:28:38: Jaws is Jawesome! remove the cap. " >=D " I agree with RVZ.
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ALAKTORN Myth Offline Resident weeaboo 6519 days karting Italy - Viserba Gender:	Re: My handicap Reply #22 - 10/01/11 at 05:13:49 all the people siding with jaws make me sad
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Jaws Legend Offline I Love Mark 2.0! 5950 days karting Up North Gender:	Re: My handicap Reply #23 - 10/01/11 at 07:58:26 ALAKTORN wrote on 10/01/11 at 05:13:49: all the people siding with jaws make me sad In return, they make me happy more-so because of your post. :shotsfired:
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Re: My handicap
Reply #24 - 10/01/11 at 08:09:31

Jaws wrote on 10/01/11 at 07:58:26:

ALAKTORN wrote on 10/01/11 at 05:13:49:

all the people siding with jaws make me sad

In return, they make me happy more-so because of your post.

:shotsfired:

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Ya it's true. Alaktorn is a joke. Interesting fact about him. He calls himself a TASr (never seen any of his TASs, but I'm sure they are trash). He criticizes every TAS. He posts at TASvideos.org and gets absolutely spit on by real TASrs and tries to act like he knows what he is talking about for every video game even though he never played any of them and people just laugh at him, treat him like shit, and make fun of him. We just need to treat him like they do on that forum, like the know-nothing he really is and give him absolutely no respect. So now you know, anytime Alaktorn comes onto this forum and makes posts like that and tries to act tough, cool, or like he knows what he is talking about...he probably just got shit on at the other forum and is trying to take out his anger or emotionally redeem himself to make himself feel better on this forum. Cheesy

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