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why does grammer and punctuation matter? (Read 471 times)
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Re: why does grammer and punctuation matter?
Reply #25 - 04/19/11 at 10:05:19
 
LOLOL it's grammar, not grammer.
It just makes posts easier to read.
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Re: why does grammer and punctuation matter?
Reply #26 - 04/19/11 at 10:08:44
 
Web wrote on 04/19/11 at 09:43:38:
yeah he said capitalization is the difference between example A and B, yet the I was capitalized.


So what?  He's only talking about Jack/jack.
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Re: why does grammer and punctuation matter?
Reply #27 - 04/19/11 at 12:59:53
 
Everybody here is using incorrect English. This is from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet Act 2, Scene 6. This is English from 16th - 17th Century, which is the true form of English. We should resort to using this method in the future.

[font=Sans-Serif]So smile the heavens upon this holy act,
That after hours with sorrow chide us not!

Amen, amen! but come what sorrow can,
It cannot countervail the exchange of joy
That one short minute gives me in her sight:
Do thou but close our hands with holy words,
Then love-devouring death do what he dare;
It is enough I may but call her mine.

These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,
Which as they kiss consume: the sweetest honey
Is loathsome in his own deliciousness
And in the taste confounds the appetite:
Therefore love moderately; long love doth so;
Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.

Here comes the lady: O, so light a foot
Will ne'er wear out the everlasting flint:
A lover may bestride the gossamer
That idles in the wanton summer air,
And yet not fall; so light is vanity.

Good even to my ghostly confessor.

Romeo shall thank thee, daughter, for us both.
JULIET
As much to him, else is his thanks too much.
ROMEO
Ah, Juliet, if the measure of thy joy
Be heap'd like mine and that thy skill be more
To blazon it, then sweeten with thy breath
This neighbour air, and let rich music's tongue
Unfold the imagined happiness that both
Receive in either by this dear encounter.

Conceit, more rich in matter than in words,
Brags of his substance, not of ornament:
They are but beggars that can count their worth;
But my true love is grown to such excess
I cannot sum up sum of half my wealth.

Come, come with me, and we will make short work;
For, by your leaves, you shall not stay alone
Till holy church incorporate two in one.[/font]
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Re: why does grammer and punctuation matter?
Reply #28 - 04/19/11 at 13:11:46
 
I don't see how free-verse poetry can set any precedent for proper English.
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Reply #29 - 04/19/11 at 15:23:55
 
That post seems like nothing more than a troll...
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Re: why does grammer and punctuation matter?
Reply #30 - 04/19/11 at 15:44:43
 
cam's example on why capitalization is important is the best i've ever seen.  maybe i'll try to pay more attention to my capitalization (obviously, i normally don't).
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Re: why does grammer and punctuation matter?
Reply #31 - 04/19/11 at 16:14:07
 
Grammer Nazi's itt.

also people from Europe routinely misspell the words harbor, color and check.
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Re: why does grammer and punctuation matter?
Reply #32 - 04/19/11 at 16:30:22
 
Patricio wrote on 04/19/11 at 16:14:07:
Grammer Nazi's itt.

also people from Europe routinely misspell the words harbor, color and check.


That's not really misspelling. That's just a case of being ignorant towards the differences of American English and European English.

Edit: And to answer your question, it matters because it makes you look illiterate otherwise, and you shouldn't want to be illiterate.
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Re: why does grammer and punctuation matter?
Reply #33 - 04/20/11 at 01:02:12
 
Patricio wrote on 04/19/11 at 16:14:07:
also people from Europe routinely misspell the words harbor, color and check.


It's actually Americans misspelling harbour, colour and cheque.
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Re: why does grammer and punctuation matter?
Reply #34 - 04/20/11 at 05:31:22
 
Perhaps a classic example as to why at least spelling is awfully important...

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Reply #35 - 04/20/11 at 06:44:44
 
Shock wrote on 04/20/11 at 05:31:22:
Perhaps a classic example as to why at least spelling is awfully important...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/mail/hatemail_25_01.jpg


There's this guy in my school called Michael Moran (who IS a moron) and we often said something similar to that, lol.
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Re: why does grammer and punctuation matter?
Reply #36 - 04/20/11 at 08:03:05
 
Patricio wrote on 04/19/11 at 16:14:07:
also people from Europe routinely misspell the words harbor, color and check.


Would be wise not to judge when being ignorant...
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Reply #37 - 04/20/11 at 08:05:50
 
lol I think you dudes complaining about that post from Pat are the ignorant ones as you are obviously being trolled.
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Re: why does grammer and punctuation matter?
Reply #38 - 04/20/11 at 08:11:34
 
Zarkov wrote on 04/20/11 at 08:05:50:
lol I think you dudes complaining about that post from Pat are the ignorant ones as you are obviously being trolled.


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BTW Clark, what are Quassels? I don't know how to spell it.

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Re: why does grammer and punctuation matter?
Reply #39 - 04/20/11 at 08:37:28
 
Patricio wrote on 04/20/11 at 08:11:34:
We have a winner.  Grin


So I take it from this utterly clever response that you weren't really interested in what other people had to say about the subject, but just wanted to express your own opinion.
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Reply #40 - 04/20/11 at 08:40:54
 
No idea what 'quassels' are, but it sounds like maybe a weird pronunciation of 'croissants'. May is always a bit anti French.
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Re: why does grammer and punctuation matter?
Reply #41 - 04/20/11 at 10:54:07
 
The Goose post about our children was amazing. His point stands but grammar and punctuation on an internet forum, especially a mario kart one is highly fucking irrelevant. As long as I can understand it with a glance i don't mind, save the glamour for TIME magazine.
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Reply #42 - 04/20/11 at 11:06:40
 
Imagine if the world ended on April 1st. Oh how silly we would seem to our future excavators!
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Re: why does grammer and punctuation matter?
Reply #43 - 04/20/11 at 14:29:45
 
Since this is a mario kart board, one would hope your time would be spent getting pr's instead of correcting posts that no one asked for correcting.

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