THE TOWNTown had a bunch of weird powers. Some of them I chose for a specific reason (Web and Ivo were the only roles that could get around padz, for example), some for flavor, and some just for fun. Town's power roles generally failed to do anything useful, and they got talked into some terrible plans by the Mafia. It might seem strange to lose after lynching scum the last two days, but that's what you get for digging such a big hole on days 1-3.

@Sword
You are Sword, TOWN Sexiest Man Alive (Jack-of-all-Trades). As winner of Honk Magazine's Man Of The Year award 17 years in a row, you are clearly one of most awesome and talented people on the board. Each night you can choose one of four abilities to use: you can scan, save, roleblock, or kill a player. Because you are so humble, you have limited yourself to only using one ability per night and each ability only once per game. You win when all threats to TOWN are dead.
@Cam
You are Spril, TOWN Female Intuition (Cop). You have boobs and a vagina, you freak. You also have the ability to accurately detect if someone isn't what they seem. Each night you can scan a player to learn if they are Innocent (Town) or Guilty (Anti-Town). You win when all threats to TOWN are dead.
@Web
You are Darius, TOWN Late Newswriter (Delayed Watcher). You've been faithfully keeping the MK64 karters entertained with news for several years, but unfortunately your updates are almost always at least a month behind schedule. Each night you can watch a player to see who else performs night actions targetting them. However, you will not receive the results until the beginning of following night. You win when all threats to TOWN are dead.
@TvL
You are Ivootjes, TOWN Mafia Host (Mayor). As the original host of kart mafia, you know how this business works. You know people are going to be irrational and make stupid choices, and it's your job to prevent that from happening. One time during the game, you can cancel a lynch by PMing me before the day ends. The player who would have been lynched will survive, and there will be No Lynch that day. You cannot prevent your own lynch. You win when all threats to TOWN are dead.
@Tim
You are Nicholas H, TOWN American Hero (Jailkeeper). America, fuck yeah. As a representative of the biggest, coolest, most powerful country in the whole world, your job is to protect everyone else, even if they don't ask for it. Each night you can lock up a player, protecting them from being killed but also roleblocking them from taking any action that night. You cannot lock up yourself. You win when all threats to TOWN are dead.
@NStride
You are MVT, TOWN Hater (Miller Vigilante Bomb). You're a magnet for controversy and flame wars. Your aggressive nature often makes people think poorly of you, but you're very capable of beating down anyone who crosses you. Two times during the game, you can kill a player at night. If you are lynched, the last person to vote for you will also die. You show up as Guilty in scans. You win when all threats to TOWN are dead.
@Ivo
You are Goose, TOWN Canadian Troll (Mason / Mass Roleblocker). You are good friends with RVZ, who has the role of Matt V, TOWN Canadian. Together you live in the Far North where moose are common and the best basketball team is the Raptors. You can freely talk with RVZ about the game outside the topic, because you're both Canadian and that's how I roll. You're also an expert troll capable of making topics that force everyone to drop what they're doing and tell you how you're wrong. Once during the game, you can decide to roleblock EVERYONE IN THE GAME for one night, preventing any night actions from occurring that night. You win when all threats to TOWN are dead.
@RVZ
You are Matt V, TOWN Canadian (Mason). You are good friends with Ivo, who has the role of Goose, TOWN Canadian Troll. Together you live in the Far North where humans are uncommon and the worst basketball team is the Raptors. You can freely talk with Ivo about the game outside the topic, because you're both Canadian and that's how I roll. You win when all threats to TOWN are dead.
@J-Cop
You are padz, TOWN Who The Fuck Is Padz? (Forgettable). Who the fuck are you? Nobody knows. You're a forgettable needledick. So forgettable that nobody can even remember you long enough to perform any night actions on you. If anyone tries to target you with night actions, that action will fail, and they will receive a message saying that they "forgot" to perform it. You win when all threats to TOWN are dead.
@Zarkov
You are DarkRoy, TOWN Vanilla. You win when all threats to TOWN are dead.
@Goose
You are Flo1, TOWN Vanilla. You win when all threats to TOWN are dead.
@Scott
You are karterfreak, TOWN Vanilla. You win when all threats to TOWN are dead.
@RDBU
You are TheFrigz, TOWN Vanilla. You win when all threats to TOWN are dead.
@fank
You are finn, TOWN Vanilla. You win when all threats to TOWN are dead.