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Timothy Titan Offline 6387 days karting Cambridge, England Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #450 - 04/02/14 at 14:08:00 8. I'm guessing 29lbs.
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Reply #451 - 04/02/14 at 14:37:57

Seven.

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ShadowOfMyles wrote on 02/14/15 at 07:54:58:

Just one week before caivs discovered the splices, I had a dream where I took flight over a field. A creature ascended toward me from the nearby forest. As the creature approached, I looked at it and said:

"Ah, the antelope of death. It's because I cheated in Super Mario 64. This will need to be addressed soon."

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J-Cop Legend Offline The Jon Coppernoll of MKSC drank 5750 beers Wisconsin, USA Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #452 - 04/02/14 at 15:18:00 I'm a few minutes into my 30 minute break at work, it would be really convenient if someone could get it right within the next 20 minutes. 1, 2, 6, and 10 are left.
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Shock NinjaShock Offline 5698 equations solved North Carolina Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #453 - 04/02/14 at 15:58:26 2
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Firestone Elite Offline Shaymin. That is all. hit 4040 moles Daisy Circuit Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #454 - 04/02/14 at 16:26:37 10. J-Cop is totally the person who'll hate turtles.
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TvK NinjaTvK Offline 5510 days karting Belgium Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #455 - 04/02/14 at 17:39:51 6.
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ALAKTORN Myth Offline Resident weeaboo ate 6519 donuts Italy - Viserba Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #456 - 04/02/14 at 18:47:01 TvK wrote on 04/02/14 at 17:39:51: 6. jesus christ it sure took long for someone to guess that
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J-Cop Legend Offline The Jon Coppernoll of MKSC 5750 days karting Wisconsin, USA Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #457 - 04/02/14 at 18:57:14 J-Cop wrote on 04/02/14 at 10:14:39: Here it is. Nine of these are true, one is false . Try to guess which one it is: 1- I drive a car that is older than I am Does this mean I win?
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Shock NinjaShock Offline 5698 equations solved North Carolina Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #458 - 04/02/14 at 20:10:57 ALAKTORN wrote on 04/02/14 at 18:47:01: WHAT THE FUCK I HAD 1 WHO EDITED MY POST THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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J-Cop Legend Offline The Jon Coppernoll of MKSC 5750 sex records Wisconsin, USA Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #459 - 04/02/14 at 20:25:09 Looks like we'll have to ban Alaktorn... Shock, you win for making me laugh.
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Fant0m Myth Offline aka Flo helped 5942 people Paris / France Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #460 - 04/02/14 at 22:03:34 Hahaha congratz for fooling everyone man I can post mine in about 30-40mins. That lets J-Cop the time to develop his answers.
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Reply #461 - 04/02/14 at 22:21:33

I can't believe you haven't finished a crossword, J-Cop. Smiley

Not even a Monday New York Times/Los Angeles Times puzzle?

I worked on 8 Saturday puzzles today (out of a 200-puzzle book), didn't finish all of them though. I didn't know a guy called ARENDT wrote a book called "The Origins of Totalitariansm". I didn't know that organism bodies were called SOMAS (but really should have learned that one in school). I didn't know a GOURD was once used as a percussion instrument, that Baja cuisine is called CAL MEX (though I've heard of Tex-Mex), or that an MX MISSILE was referred to by Ronald Reagan as the "Peacekeeper".

But that's what I like about these hard puzzles-- I can learn from them! Cheesy

There was one puzzle I really wish I was timing myself on, because I may have finished it in record time for a Saturday (6-7 minutes, by my estimations)

Americans really need to be better educated anyway. Period. I read a lot about how stupid Americans are compared to the rest of the developed world, and try not to be one of these stupid people, something tells me that the average American can't get through a Saturday NYT puzzle, and by the looks of it there may actually be some who can't even finish Monday. Maybe if more of us knew that PYONGYANG was the capital of the "Hermit Kingdom" we wouldn't be the laughingstock of the world so much. Cheesy

I recently befriended Jeff Chen, puzzle constructor and webmaster of XWordInfo, by pointing out in an e-mail a few mistakes in his database, so now he's giving me free membership for a year Smiley

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Reply #462 - 04/02/14 at 22:36:26

Might as well add some info for these.

J-Cop wrote on 04/02/14 at 10:14:39:

Here it is. Nine of these are true, one is false. Try to guess which one it is:

1- I drive a car that is older than I am

This was true until 7 months ago, I had a '91 Geo Prizm but now I have an '03 Taurus.

2- My favorite baseball player is Jonathan Lucroy

Good player, funny person, good personality... And not that it matters, but it doesn't hurt that he's handsome (no homo)

3- I've never finished a crossword puzzle

I suck at these. Not much else to say.

4- The longest flight I've ever been on was between Chicago and Paris

It was the only international flight I've done, I think it took 8 hours.

5- My oldest living relative is 95

My great-grandfather turned 95 three days ago.

6- I'm a partial owner of an NFL team

The Green Bay Packers are a publicly owned, non-profit franchise. My grandfather bought me a share of the team when I was a kid.

7- My favorite tv show is Futurama

It's a perfect combination of humor and cleverness, mixed with jokes you have to be a nerd to appreciate.

8- I lost 30 pounds last summer

I went from 215 to 185 in three months. I've gone a little below 180 since then but I've stopped trying to lose weight now that I'm happy with my physical shape.

9- Unless instructed otherwise, I always write in cursive

Ever since 5th grade. Writing in print feels weird to me, I have to think about it more. Cursive feels more natural.

10- I like turtles

I was a little critical about the number of turtles featured in MK8, but I actually think turtles are co animals. I came close to getting one as a pet, but chose not to because animals are expensive.

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Reply #463 - 04/02/14 at 23:24:06

J-Cop wrote on 04/02/14 at 22:36:26:

1- I drive a car that is older than I am

This was true until 7 months ago, I had a '91 Geo Prizm but now I have an '03 Taurus.

A car built in 1991 (okay, 1990) is older than you? And you drive it?
Time sure has flown Smiley

But I've always wanted an older car myself. I like the models from the late 70s/early 80s in particular.

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Reply #464 - 04/03/14 at 00:28:38

Well, I guess it doesn't matter much if I do the next one since Shock doesn't reply.

Here are 20 revelations, one of them is fake :

1- I've already travelled to 10 different European countries.

2- I've been able to unicycle since the age of 10.

3- I've only attended 1 football match in my whole life and it was last year.

4- I sometimes played MKDS with friends during class lessons, while I was in high school.

5- The very first game I ever got was MKSC.

6- I've been to a club where the ceiling wasn't high enough for me to stand up properly.

7- 87% of my ex-girlfriends had green eyes. The rest were bitches.

8- I played the piano for 9 years.

9- I had to get 4 teeth pulled out but they were not my 4 wisdom teeth.

10- I never broke a single bone above my ankle.

11- The very first job I got as a lifeguard was to look after a lake where none had the right to bathe.

12- I've never driven a car alone.

13- I never passed out a single time in my whole life.

14- I've never played any MMORPG.

15- My two favourite foods are Lasagna and beef tongue.

16- I jumped off of my house's roof when I was younger.

17- It's been 2 years since I last spent Christmas or new years eve with my parents.

18- I still remember a dream I had when I was 4 or 5 years old.

19- I bungee jumped from a 50m high crane for only 20€.

20- Until the age of 14, I was doing 6 different extra-curricular activities each week.

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Reply #465 - 04/03/14 at 00:34:26

Fant0m wrote on 04/03/14 at 00:28:38:

7- 95% of my ex-girlfriends had green eyes. The rest were bitches.

Don't know if that's the one but when I read it I almost spat my orange juice out on my laptop. Smiley

I'd go with 2 because I have the feeling you've read it in one of the previous revelations list and told yourself "eh, that could be a good fake revelation idea" ; plus, don't know why but I really can't imagine you doing this. Huh

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Fant0m Myth Offline aka Flo 5942 days karting Paris / France Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #466 - 04/03/14 at 03:31:26 Nope!
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Glozboy King Offline 5276 sex records St Albans Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #467 - 04/03/14 at 03:34:57 I choose number 11
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Brett Ex Member	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #468 - 04/03/14 at 04:39:46 Going to go with 7 for logical reasons: 1. That implies you've already had 20 ex girlfriends. 2. That implies 19 of the 20 (or 38 out of 40, etc) had green eyes. If you've had 20 girlfriends before and 19 of them had green eyes then good for you.
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Lafungo NinjaLafungo Offline drank 5592 beers Cambridge, MA Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #469 - 04/03/14 at 04:42:35 I agree with Brett for the reasons he listed as well as one other: since you said "the rest are bitches", that implies that there are at least 2 people who fall in that category, which means you've already had at least 40 ex-girlfriends, of which 95% percent have green eyes (so at least 38).
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Reply #470 - 04/03/14 at 04:51:29

Apologies guys, I didn't think you would actually take the "95%" number so seriously and precisely...

Because tbh, I said this number as an approximation of the real number. I didn't bother to calculate it as I didn't think it would matter, but apparently it does.
So I actually calculated it precisely and edited my post with a truncation of the real percentage.

So you can cancel your vote as you now know it's not the fake one and vote again because it's my fault and I should have been more precise.

And to compensate this mistake, you will receive, in your mail box, a copy of the MK parcel with Zarkov's finger prints and a sample of his juice!

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Brett Ex Member	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #471 - 04/03/14 at 05:41:04 Lol. I'll go with 12 then just because it sounds the most unbelievable.
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TvK NinjaTvK Offline 5510 days karting Belgium Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #472 - 04/03/14 at 07:03:47 You're born in 1991 and MKSC appeared in Europe at the end of 2001. At the end of the 90's, practically everyone above the age of 5 had already owned a Game Bopy (color) and there had already been two generations of Pokémon games (the two gens that everybody has at least 1 copy of). So, I'll go for 5.
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JACOB@MK7 Ex Member	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #473 - 04/03/14 at 08:12:06 I'll say 13. You put a bunch of weird and unbelievable events, so I think you're lying about something most people would never guess as a lie. You might be into passing out,
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Fant0m Myth Offline aka Flo helped 5942 people Paris / France Gender:	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #474 - 04/03/14 at 08:18:49 40pegh wrote on 04/03/14 at 08:12:06: You put a bunch of weird and unbelievable events, I take this as a compliment from you and your unbelievable WRs. But nope. None has found the fake one yet!
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