19 true, 1 false
1. I used to cry about bad grades in school until I was in like 7th class.
2. I like Twilight and have read all the books.
3. I have never kissed a girl on the mouth, and I'm still a virgin.
4. At my last job, I slept half of the time I should have been working.
5. In a football tournament in 7th grade I was the goalkeeper, but while warming up, a guy( I still don't know who it was) shot a ball at the goal while I was concentrating about someone else. The ball hit me hard in the face, and my tooth braces somehow got damaged and one wire got stuck in my lip- I couldn't play that day anymore and had to be brought to a dentist immediately.
6. I need to use nasal spray ( /nose spray, don't know which word is the correct one) nearly every day, handkerchief is not working for me because of some strange thing of my nose which can only be fixed by an operation at the age of 21.
7. When I eat, I mostly will drink milk with it. There are just a few exceptions where milk doesn't really fit.
8. In primary school, we had a project with a circus and I went to the clown group since I always wanted to be a clown. When I met those faggots, I realized that clowns aren't exactly funny and cried because I wanted to change my group. It even worked, I could go to the unicycle group, which was way better and more fun. Those clowns really destroyed my opinion about clowns.
9. I've been called "The Indian" in my class, but I'm half Pakistani, half German. Dunno when this came up but it was my common name then. I didn't exactly like it but couldn't do anything about it.
10. One day when I played "catch" with some friends in school, I was hiding behind a corner and when that one guy was running towards that corner, I threw my foot in his way. He didn't see me, but he struggled and fell hard on the ground, with his face forward. He really hurt himself, but he didn't realize it was my foot that made him fall down. I never told him that I was guilty, but I felt really miserable after that, especially after I saw that blood coming out of his nose.
11. I've been playing Gameboy Advance in many of my chemistry lessons in grade 8.
12. In a tram in my town, one really stupid guy started talking bad about my friend and me, since we were both playing GBA then (it was right after the release of Pokemon Fire Red, so we were crazy about playing it). We then made a plan to get revenge on him. He stood right where the "emergency stop" button was, so my friend started talking to him and saying him he shouldn't make fun of us, while I slowly approached the button and pressed it. While doing it I cried "What are you doing????" and we all fell to the ground. We then both accused that guy of having pressed the button and everyone believed us, he got then thrown out of the train at the next stop. I still can't believe no one saw through us or saw that I actually pressed it.
13. When I was younger, I loved watching Sailor Moon. I even taped all the episodes I couldn't watch live.
14. I have started like 10 playthroughs on FF IV and it's one of my favorite games, but I never really finished playing it. Always gets boring on the moon. I just recently started a new playthrough again.
15. At my last job ( I was working at a school) I had to watch over 1 guy and 1 girl when they wrote a math test. The guy was really desperate because he didn't know anything and needed like 5 points of 15, so I basically did the first 3 tasks for him and he just wrote it down. Afterwards he told me that his teacher was really surprised by him, but she didn't expected him to have cheated since she knew me and that I was going to watch them and though I would never allow him to cheat.
16. I once though I would die of a piece of watermelon. I swallowed a very big piece and it got stuck in my throat- I was like going to panic, but then had to cough and it came out again. That were one of the scariest 5 seconds of my life.
17. In school, one day I overslept and came like 30 minutes too late and we were writing a test. I still wrote the test and even got the best grade of the class in that test even though I had like half the time of the others.
18. Back in 07 before I quitted MKDS and left the boards for like 3 years, Goose was kind of like an idol for me on the boards.
19. I wouldn't have a facebook account if my sister didn't force me to create one.
20. I'm not in a relationship with Christopher Clark and I do not wish to have one with him either.
Didn't think it woud be that hard to think of 19 true things, 19 lies would have been much easier
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