MJL
King
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AKA xVx -J-, Jxcxb_Sxnsxx, Michael Jackson's Legs
ate 6976 donuts
Moore, Oklahoma
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Mine's like Goose's - One lie and nineteen truths.
1. When I was in ninth grade I elected to be restrained and shot point
blank with over a hundred paintballs with no protection at a velocity of
300 feet per second (for a video), and was hospitalized.
2. Growing Up, my house was demolished by the most powerful tornado ever
recorded while I was in it.
3. Out of all the kids in my graduating class, I had fought more of my
class than any other person.
4. My body is over 10% covered in scars.
5. I have become proficient at and nearly mastered lucid dreaming to the
point where I can retain muscle memory from dream contact.
6. I have conditioned myself to fire off adrenaline by will.
7. My First Kiss was within 2 Months of the day I lost my virginity.
8. At one point in time, I was capable of clearing a 75 inch fence with a
single jump.
9. I never played a single game competitively for more than 3 consecutive
days primarily, yet have owned World Records (or close) for many.
10. When I was 13, I took wrestling, went to one meet, and held my own
body weight to mass ratio over everyone in the district and had never
worked out.
11. One weekend I was arrested by the same cop two days in a row for minor
arson, ended up burning the ticket and had to forge one to take its place.
12. My memory improves over time about past events to a crescendo at ten
years, at which point they fade rapidly.
13. I could read the alphabet backwards and forwards before most children
learned to talk.
14. I had an out-of-body experience from trauma that resulted in a visual
hallucination that depicted my daily life during that time frame with a very violent
ending.
15. I scored a 32 on my first ACT, when I was 15 years old and hadn't
slept or eaten for more than 24 hours, got a 99th percentile on the IOWA
examination and managed a perfect score on the EXPLORER test in my state
in 8th grade.
16. Up until the time I was 7 years old, I studied and read encyclopedias
obsessively all day
17. I have a memory card labeled "God" that contains absolute 100% saves
of all of my favorite gamecube games on a memory card 251.
18. I have been interviewed online by Guinness World Records in response
to a world record I held that was popularized by the show "Call to
Greatness".
19. I am routinely referred to and hear myself referred to as a person who
commits suicidal actions on a regular basis with no intent on becoming
injured.
20. I completed the equivalent of 2.7 Semesters in online school over the
span of less than 80 total hours.
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