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Reply #176 - 02/20/11 at 05:03:03

Fuck I missed the opportunity to post it was #7.

At least I still hope it is.

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Reply #177 - 02/20/11 at 14:02:31

TvL got it. Nich one brah.

1. I once ate a grape and jizzed in my pants.

Obv lie. Though I once ate some jizz and put a grape in my pants.

2. I once went to a fancy dress party dressed as Conan the Barbarian.

As badass as it wouldve been (I have the physique for it) I havent done this. Only been to a fancy dress party as a zombie and a mexican.

3. I have met Tuomas Dunkel.

Lie, though I plan to in March

4. I won £300 in a poker tournament with friends recently.

I did win a poker tourno with friends recently, but only won £50.

5. When I was at school, I was the best all round athlete and competed in the heptathlon numerous times.

This is partially true. Infact almost all true, apart from the fact I was the 2nd best all round athlete at my school. My how times have changed.

6. A few years ago Tommy Smith (ex Watford FC striker) bought me a drink at a pub.

Wouldve loved this to happen, but alas it hasnt. Did meet him in a game shop once though and chatted for a few minutes. Really cool guy. Knows his games.

7. The oldest chick I have, ahem, been with was 55 years old.

If only. The oldest I have been with is 27. At the time (I was 18) I was like "wow, shes really old", but now having reached 27 myself, I think "she was my age :["

8. I bought my NTSC SNES from Hedley Hichens aka Squish.

Partially true. I did get my NTSC SNES from Hedley, but never got round to paying him. So essentially I stole it from him.

9. My most played video game is Carmageddon.

Tis the true one! Played more of this than anything else. Such a fun game. Bought it for £10 years ago, and me and a friend played it nonstop pretty much for a month. Though when he stopped, I carried on. If youre interested, the code to get the cheat window up is "ibetyoucantprintcunt".

10. I teabagged Sean Billingsley aka Oneshot while he slept at the '09 CDM in France.

As Ben said, there was an awful lot of room under Genghis's hammock, but I could never get past the massive cock which always seemed to be in his mouth. You have some explaining to do BPA.

11. Ive eaten 1kg of pasta in one sitting.

Kinda true. Most ive managed to eat was 500g. Was quite hungry that day.

12. My favourite movie is The Breakfast Club.

Come on. Although its an excellent movie, I think my sig kinda gives away my fave movie.

13. Ive seen a photo of padzsis. fap fap fap.

It saddens me to say this isnt true. It was a hot picture of a naked Honko.

14. My ex flatmates uncle is Sir Michael Gambon.

Utterly false. Was running out of ideas right about here.

15. I got arrested for trying to break into Watford FC's stadium during a game when I was a teen.

I did do this, and got caught, but didnt get arrested. Got let off with a caution.

16. I have Honko's MB password and sometimes post as him, and vice versa.

Lie. I have his phone number and he has mine. We text each other sweet nothings from time to time.

17. I once held a WR on SMK for a grand total of 2 days.

Half true. Was a UK record. MC2 flap. Sami - The Godfather of Being Gay beat it.

18. I was 11 when I first got served alcohol.

Was 13. We targetted the women specifically who was behind the counter. She wouldnt of said boo to a goose.

19. I have an Italian great grandfather making me 1/16th wop.

Complete lie. Just did this to try and impress Roy. The only "foreign blood" I have in me is Welsh, and I curse them every single fucking day of my life.

20. I had to go to hospital after trying to re-enact the movie Cliffhanger in a tree with some friends.

This happened, only it was my friend who had to go to hospital. Epic doesnt come close to describing the way he fell.

21. Then enter Leyla.

This will be true in 3 years.

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Reply #178 - 02/21/11 at 04:39:25

I had a good feeling about it...

My list:

1) I once cried in highschool after getting a lower grade than expected.
2) I don't run regularly, but every once in a while I go running for about an hour.
3) I once drove 200 km/h (125 mph) on a German highway.
4) I have never bought a Nintendo; the ones I've played on were all given to me, won as a prize, or simply not mine.
5) I once wore a dress in public.
6) I switched from tea to coffee when going to university, since that's what everyone drinks here.
7) I once cycled 190 km (120 miles) on a regular bike in one day.
8) At highschool, I tried to get an 8 average (8 = B) on my final list, but came 0.1 point short.
9) I once beat a grandmaster in a game of chess.
10) In the past 10 years, I went to see a doctor three times, all last year.
11) I know all the elements in the periodic system upto #110.
12) I once walked into a casino with 50 euro and came out with 230.
13) I once took a bet that I could memorize 30 digits of log 2 in one minute and then recite them.
14) I saw The Godfather and didn't like it.
15) On my first ever flight, the plane had to make an emergency landing.
16) My personal best at solving a Rubik's Cube is just above two minutes.
17) I once accidentally started a fire in the chemistry lab at highschool.
18) I was once interviewed for national television.
19) I play soccer with my right leg, but tennis with my left arm.
20) I did not add this statement because I ran out of ideas.

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Reply #183 - 02/21/11 at 05:55:35

TvL wrote on 02/21/11 at 04:39:25:

1) I once cried in highschool after getting a lower grade than expected.

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This one.

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

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Reply #187 - 02/21/11 at 07:27:53

And the winner is... Mario86

1) I once cried in highschool after getting a lower grade than expected.
I tried to make my list hard by picking something embarassing as the truth, thinking that you might not expect me to do that.
It was probably in the first grade, at art class. I always sucked at art, but there was this one project I put my heart into. I was very proud of it, but the teacher gave me a low grade which was a huge disappointment. I didn't burst into tears, but I did get watery eyes.
Now that I'm older, I would simply punch the teacher in the face.

2) I don't run regularly, but every once in a while I go running for about an hour.
Replace running by cycling and one hour by three hours or so and this would be correct.

3) I once drove 200 km/h (125 mph) on a German highway.
I did drive on a German highway once, but in an old car that could barely manage 130 or so. My fastest is probably about 140~150 in the Netherlands.

4) I have never bought a Nintendo; the ones I've played on were all given to me, won as a prize, or simply not mine.
Almost true actually. My NES was a birthday gift when I was very young, I won a DS at a contest, and I played MKDD on a Gamecube belonging to a friend. I did buy a Nintendo 64 second-hand though.

5) I once wore a dress in public.
Not true. I've never worn a dress (in public).

6) I switched from tea to coffee when going to university, since that's what everyone drinks here.
Although the percentage of coffee drinkers is especially high in the physics community, I still drink tea.

7) I once cycled 190 km (120 miles) on a regular bike in one day.
About a month ago I did 117 km (70 miles); that's my record.

8) At highschool, I tried to get an 8 average (8 = B) on my final list, but came 0.1 point short.
False on both accounts: I never set this as a goal and I only got a 7.2 average.

9) I once beat a grandmaster in a game of chess.
I wish...

10) In the past 10 years, I went to see a doctor three times, all last year.
I remember two outings to the doctor in the past 10 years: one concerning a badly twisted ankle, one involving the pulling of a wisdom tooth. Only the last one was last year.

11) I know all the elements in the periodic system upto #110.
Close. I know them upto #88 (radium) excluding the lanthanoids (57-72).

12) I once walked into a casino with 50 euro and came out with 230.
I have actually never set foot in a casino.

13) I once took a bet that I could memorize 30 digits of log 2 in one minute and then recite them.
Complete bs.

14) I saw The Godfather and didn't like it.
Actually, I still have yet to see it.

15) On my first ever flight, the plane had to make an emergency landing.
I don't know how I came up with this, but no. I've flown four times without trouble.

16) My personal best at solving a Rubik's Cube is just above two minutes.
I don't know how to solve a Rubik's Cube.

17) I once accidentally started a fire in the chemistry lab at highschool.
Nope.

18) I was once interviewed for national television.
I did appear on national television once, but wasn't interviewed.

19) I play soccer with my right leg, but tennis with my left arm.
Although there are some things I do with left (like writing) and others with right (like playing soccer), playing tennis also belongs to the right camp.

20) I did not add this statement because I ran out of ideas.
Partially true. This was roughly the 10th statement I thought up, in anticipation of running out.

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Reply #188 - 02/21/11 at 08:20:32

Quote:

I tried to make my list hard by picking something embarrassing as the truth, thinking that you might not expect me to do that.
It was probably in the first grade, at art class. I always sucked at art, but there was this one project I put my heart into. I was very proud of it, but the teacher gave me a low grade which was a huge disappointment. I didn't burst into tears, but I did get watery eyes.
Now that I'm older, I would simply punch the teacher in the face.

I'm interested in seeing this project. Do you still have it? Can you post a picture of it?

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Reply #189 - 02/21/11 at 08:26:24

TvL wrote on 02/21/11 at 07:27:53:

And the winner is... Mario86

OK, I want Goose to play now.

I'll post a new list if I win again.

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Aron Langerak wrote on 08/06/17 at 13:47:24:

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Reply #191 - 02/21/11 at 10:41:37

Michael F wrote on 02/21/11 at 08:20:32:

Quote:

I tried to make my list hard by picking something embarrassing as the truth, thinking that you might not expect me to do that.
It was probably in the first grade, at art class. I always sucked at art, but there was this one project I put my heart into. I was very proud of it, but the teacher gave me a low grade which was a huge disappointment. I didn't burst into tears, but I did get watery eyes.
Now that I'm older, I would simply punch the teacher in the face.

I'm interested in seeing this project. Do you still have it? Can you post a picture of it?

No, I don't have it. The teacher was probably right and it was total crap. Roll Eyes

Looking forward to making another list! It was fun

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Zarkov nice wr Offline The Dominik Diamond of SMK 7475L of clarkjuice Stevenage, UK	Re: Revelations - Tell us secrets about you! Reply #193 - 02/21/11 at 17:37:21 I can't wait to see Honko's tiny penis.
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Reply #194 - 02/21/11 at 18:39:06

Okay, since I'm special, and it's more interesting this way, I am changing the rules for me. ALL OF THESE ARE TRUE EXCEPT FOR ONE. Yes, 19/20 are true and it is your task to guess the FAKE one.

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1. One of the greatest pisses of my life occurred in a field near a town called Mono. I was driving Matt V to a party at a farm house and stopped to take a pee in a field with a big beautiful house on the property. The field reminded me of the one in the ending of The Shawshank Redemption. Matt V later went on to briefly date the girl whose party he later attended.

2. My ranking of favorite professional sports leagues goes something like NHL > PGA > ATP > NASCAR > MLB >>>>> NBA, NFL & MLS.

3. Sometimes I have trouble peeing with people around me. Even in my own house when my family is in earshot. To remedy this, sometimes I kneel down in front of the toilet, plop my dick down on the seat, and gently aim at a low angle towards the water-free ceramic area of the bowl. I'm always careful to lock the door while doing this because if anyone saw me, it would be very embarassing.

4. In grade 8, there was an incident at school where someone put feces in a soap dispenser. I was considered a suspect because I would often be found doing a prank in the bathroom where I would wait for younger students to come in, and then pretend as if I was getting up from taking a shit into a urinal. I was not the one who put the poo in the soap dispenser, and to this date I do not know who did it.

5. In the summer before grade 8, when I was 13 years old, I was hanging out in the schoolyard one night with a friend. We met this girl and a gay guy there. After some talking, we got the girl to offer to flash us. She did, but I didn't look because I didn't want to "lose my innocence" or some shit like that.

6. I don't go to university right now because I really couldn't give a fuck about anything they had to teach me. It was either complete bullshit, I already knew it, or it wasn't worth wading through the hours of pretentious mindfuck for me to get to. As a result my GPA dropped to 0.92 (out of 4.00) after 2 years, I was put on a 1 year academic suspension and haven't cared to return yet.

7. I actually believe there is a very good chance that the "gods" the world embraces in religions are aliens who visited the world several times thousands of years ago. This is why there are so many monuments and written accounts of these "gods" visiting us from above, as well as explaining a lot of other religious phenomenon.

8. In grade 8, I was "going out" with this very beautiful girl... one of the hottest in school. She was the 2nd girl I dated that year. On her birthday, we went on a lunch date where I bought her pizza and then we walked around for the rest of the lunch hour. I literally said nothing the whole time because I didn't know what to say. The next day she broke up with me. At the time, I honestly didn't know why, but now I point back to this incident as the turning point of my relationships with women (for the worse.)

9. Thinking about all the girls I've ever kissed or been kissed by, I can recall 5 total kisses on the cheek; my first "gf" in grade 8 who we both kissed each other on the cheek during a middle school dance; a girl in my tour group on my trip to Europe whom I told "I want to kiss you but I don't know how;" another girl I almost dated in grade 12; two girls at a party in grade 12 and then the last one (being the 6th, and not a kiss on the cheek) being the girl I made out with this summer while swimming in the cold bay at midnight

10. I drink about 1.5 liters of Coca-Cola every day and am completely addicted. When I was in high school, I would drink 2-3 liters/day otherwise I would have the worst headaches ever. On a high school trip to Vancouver I once paid $7.50 for a bottle of Coke at a stopover in the airport in Winnipeg. I had such a huge headache that I knew only a couple of advils & a Coke would solve. A girl in my class gave me some advils, so I decided it was worth it to pay the inflated price of $7.50 for the 591mL bottle of Coke. It was one of the best bottles of Coke I have ever drank

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11. Ever since I was about 8-9 years old, I haven't eaten vegetables or fruits. I don't eat red meat either. I've eaten the odd piece of red meat (a bite of a burger to try it) or fruit (dared to try part of an orange) but for all practical purposes, I have not eaten any of these things in over 10 years.

12. On a similar note, since I was 8 or 9 years old, I haven't worn jeans. I only wear khaki type pants, dress pants or black slacks. I will wear plaid shorts in the summer, but aside from saying "hey maybe I'll try on a pair of jeans" at a store just to see, I haven't worn jeans in 10+ years either.

13. From when I was 13-15, I earned close to $2500 by selling old things my dad didn't want anymore and told me to get rid of, on eBay. When I was 15, and "the Moneymaker effect" took place, poker became huge and I was addicted. I was playing poker everywhere; after school, in school, after hockey games, online, etc. By the end of grade 10 (2004-05 school year) I had lost everything I made on eBay. My worst hand was a loss of $80 which I paid to my friend by writing him a cheque.

14. Last summer my job paid me over $21/hour, 40 hours per week, from late June to Labor Day weekend. Seriously! Taxes really sucked though, as in one two-week period where I worked a lot of overtime, the net pay was over $2200 but I was taxed over $600.

15. I'm not colorblind but sometimes when I want to say the word "green" I will say "orange." For instance I'll say "pass me that orange pen" when the pen is actually green. I do the vice versa as well.

16. I'm pretty good at playing piano. I got my grade 6 with the conservatory, didn't go for grade 7, but went for grade 8. That year I really stopped caring about classical music and only wanted to play pop & video game songs. I ended up getting 57% when you need 60% to pass; so I don't have my grade 8, but I tell most people that I do.

17. Of the 3D console Zelda games, I think Twilight Princess is the worst and would rate it maybe a 3/10. I think that Wind Waker > Ocarina of Time > Majora's Mask, but they are all 10/10s anyways.

18. Even though I'm a top 10 Goldeneye speedrunner and not even in the top 100 on Mario Kart 64, I have always thought that I'm better at Mario Kart than I am at Goldeneye... it's just that I've never really tried competitively for time trials on Mario Kart 64. When I do play, I use Toad.

19. Everyone knows of my love for Miley Cyrus, but I actually don't watch the Disney channel. I've seen maybe 1 or 2 episodes on TV ever, and watched the first season of Hannah Montana online during 2nd year university around exam time, but apart from that I've never really watched or cared about the show at all.

20. I had a very successful minor hockey career, winning a few tournaments, finishing 1st place in the regular season 4 times and winning the whole city of Toronto playoffs once (when I was 13.) It was the 3rd highest level of hockey possible for my age group and I consider that to be one of my greatest life accomplishments to date.

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People can guess as usual. I won't respond right/wrong either way until 24 hours from this post. Good luck

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