It was a dark and stormy night. Calibur, Clark, Darius, Honko, Kmacc, KoopZ, MVT, Padz, Scott, Sportsguy, and Sword were huddled in a small basement playing eXXXtreme Spin The Bottle. Just when KoopZ was sitting down to strip, a huge boom of thunder shook the air, and the power went out. In the pitch darkness, nobody even noticed Clark and Honko mysteriously undressing. But when Scott finally found a flashlight and turned it on, they were all shocked to see the two curled together in a huge pool of Clarkjuice, Honkmilk, and mostly blood.

Clark has died. He was Christopher C. Clark, Town Sneaky Raptor.
Honko has died. He was Hunko C. Honko, Town Mafia Host.

In Honko's manly dead fist they found a tiny note with the following words.

2 Jesters
3 Vigilantes
2 Roleblockers
2 Mafia Roleblockers
READ THE FUCKING RULES


This is an open game. There are 2 Jesters, 2 Mafia, and 5 Town with the roles listed above. You should have received your role in a PM.

A Jester is an independent player whose only goal is to get himself lynched during the day. If that happens, he instantly wins. If he gets killed at night or if the game ends some other way first, he loses. Jesters have no night actions. If one Jester is lynched, the game continues without him and everyone else plays for second place. If the other Jester also gets lynched, the game ends. A Jester will also win by default if he is still alive and all non-Jester players are dead.

Both Mafia players are Roleblockers and can discuss the game with each other outside the thread. Each night, one of them can kill a player. The Mafia instantly win and the game ends if they make up at least half the game's living population as a day phase begins. For example, if there are 4 players left and 2 of them are mafia at the start of Day 3, mafia wins.

The Town has 2 Roleblockers and 3 Vigilantes. The Vigilantes can each shoot one player every night, although they are not required to do so. The Town instantly wins and the game ends if all the Mafia are dead and at least one Town player is still alive.

If, through overwhelming violence, everyone dies without anyone reaching their win condition, I win.


THE FUCKING RULES
We have a pretty good player list that should know the rules. I'm going to post them anyway because I'm tired of people not following them. I will modkill you if you break the rules. Don't test me.

1) Do not discuss the game outside this thread. The only exception is for the two mafia players talking to each other. Nobody else should be talking about the game outside this thread at all. Do not discuss the game in IRC. Do not discuss the game on MSN. Do not discuss the game on AIM. Do not discuss the game in PMs. Do not discuss the game on another board. Do not discuss the game in other topics. Do not discuss the game via site news updates. Not even when you think you're about to die. Not even to tell someone the topic is open and they should post. Not even to discuss a mistake you think the host made. Not even to say this game is dildos. If you desperately need someone to bounce your ideas off of, bounce them off me. Who knows, I might even accidentally let something slip (not likely, I'm pretty smrat). DO NOT DISCUSS THE GAME OUTSIDE THIS THREAD.

2) Do not discuss the game with living players after you have died. At all. Dead players can talk to dead players all they want, but anyone who is alive should not be talking with anyone who is dead. You're dead. Deal with it.

3) Do not edit/delete your posts. I'll let you get away with editing a post during the first 5 minutes after it's made to fix typos or add something you forgot, but if you delete anything, or if the "Last modified by:" tag shows up, you're dead.

4) Do not post screenshots of role PM. Everyone's role PM is extremely short. For example, if you're a Vigilante, it will say "Vigilante" and nothing else. Jesters say "Jester" and Town Roleblockers say "Roleblocker". Easily faked, but I'll still modkill you if you're stupid enough to screenshot it.

5) You must name a vegetable in one of your posts on day 1. Or I'll modkill you. Seriously.

6) Play to win. Especially in a ridiculous game like this, the momentum can shift very quickly. Giving up is stupid.

ANYONE WHO BREAKS THESE RULES WILL BE MODKILLED AND BANNED FROM FUTURE GAMES. THE RULES ARE NOT HARD TO FOLLOW. YOU ARE ALL INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER THAN TO BREAK THEM, SO I WILL NOT BE MERCIFUL. NOT EVEN TO SWORD.


Vote like this: Vote: Clark. If you want to change your vote, you must post Unvote first. You may also vote for No Lynch. Votes and unvotes must be bolded and must be the first thing on their line so I can easily spot them. You cannot vote for yourself (sorry Jesters).

Days will last ~48 hours and nights ~24 hours. If a day ends with a tie, it will be extended until the tie is broken.

If you have any questions, PM me.

Btw, I wrote the story before I selected the roles. So go ahead and try to look for secret meanings if you want, but you won't find any.

Good evening, everybody.  My name is Scott and I'm glad to be a part of this little group we've got.

I heard from an unnamed source that there are two among us who intend to kill off the rest of us one by one.  This does not sit well with me!  I'm going to go on a personal quest to identify and put to death any and all conspirators within our little clan here.  If you think you can get away with outright murder, you're wrong.  It's not right.  Once I get on your scent, I'm going to work as hard as I can to convince the rest of the members here that you should be taken down before any harm can come to us.

Anyone who is with me and wants justice and peace among us should stand up and proclaim their allegiance to the good and proper.  This isn't a silly game, this isn't an invented plot, this is real.

Let's get to work, fellas!

IsThatAGoodTime wrote on 01/28/11 at 21:49:45:


Scott for Town President!  Goodnight.  Post it up.  I want some reading material when I wake up.

IsThatAGoodTime wrote on 01/28/11 at 21:49:45:

sounds legit

Vote: padz

Reason: cunt

Honko wrote on 01/28/11 at 21:48:33:


comedy

honk is potato

Vote: Sportsguy

I'm going to do something really abnormal and it may seem strange.

I love the position I'm in though with the way the game is setup.  I think claiming this early in a game setup like this one is fine for me with my role. I am a town vigilante.  Boom!  I said it!  If the mafia are smart they want me around until the jesters are dead because I increase the chances of killing them off.  The mafia should theoretically take a chance at night with the goal of killing a jester or town roleblocker.  Town also wants me around because I'm on their team duh.  The only guys that really don't want me around in the first few days are the jesters!  And hey don't we all want them dead!?

Sorry if this seems really weird to claim right now.  Since this is a quick gimmicky game and my role puts me in a position where I am valuable to to both town and mafia in the first few days I'm doing this.  Sort of an experimental play I suppose.

Carry on with the day now.  Let's lynch a scum....

Actually in a setup like this the option of "No Lynch" is going to a very valuable tool and should be a seriously considered option, especially in d1 when so little is known and it's a giant toss up...a jester could easily end up being lynched and town loses boooo!

Take this post as you wish~  I'm sure some of you are thinking OMG HE DID THE UNTHINKABLE!  He ROLECLAIMED 1st page of the game and brought up the option of NO LYNCH!  oh nooo!  But before you jump off the deep end or have a heart attack, please consider the strange nature of this game.  This is not your standard mafia game and I think things (game dynamics) are flip flopped and sort of different and changed in a set up like this.  A set up like this where these strange plays and ideas I just brought up should be acceptable at the very least, even if you disagree with them.

cool, so youre a safe lynch then fiddlehead

vote: MVT

I can see how No Lynch would make sense in this game, but I'm not sure it could be as effective. It's definitely an option though, we'll see how the day plays out.

At night, if all three vigs attempt to make kills, even with roleblockers, there's still a decent chance one of them can be jesters and that's just as risky as making a day lynch, and that's something not everybody has control over.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fix the leek in my sink.

Calibur wrote on 01/29/11 at 09:17:10:


Regardless of anything you are the mafia n00b of this all star cast.  Is this your first game?

Everyone should not claim.  Definitely not.

TellTale wrote on 01/29/11 at 10:58:19:

comedy

MVT may be lying about his role and he could be mafia, but I would be surprised to see him come out as Jester. It would be a weird and counter-productive strategy that probably wouldn't work out for him.

That's just my thought on that.