MW NG: 20.866 - 34.183 - 32.014 (dumb fail) = 1:27.063, still a PR though

My ghost was 20.933 - 34.300 - 31.880 = 1:27.113 iirc :/

At least I have a really good one now!

EDIT: 20.900 - 34.116 -

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAADAAADV44X1qg27w

rMG big fail again

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAADAAADV44YNGcDKQ

LOL

Zepple : idk really,  sometimes the BJ is perfect, sometimes a bit less well
And the landing of glider cut is important too

WL:

23.350 - 34.783 - Yellow car

Looks like I'm getting closer to the "FUCK THAT YELLOW CAR" pace...

Feel free to completely ignore this incoming post.  I'm just venting...


                                      rMG?  More Like rNG.

   I literally get 1 ultra jump* per hour on SHITshroom gWHOREge.  When I do magically get that 1 ultra jump* every 60 minutes, I then proceed to roll a 69,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,069 sided die.  If it lands on "1", I successfully grab the 1st coin in the cave after landing.  All other outcomes either miss the coin completely, land in the dirt, or grab the coin but go WIDE AF.  

   Next is the glider landing, it doesn't even come down to luck.  The game pre determines whether you're going to have a smooth landing, or a shit one.  Your tires explode and you will come to a complete stop before having to accelerate to top speed again.  There's no inbetween, it's perfect, or it's trash.  

   The big jump on lap 2 and 3 is SO EASY (not sarcasm).  I succeed 99.9% of the time.  However, when I have a WR run developing or any run that matters and has potential, that fucking 0.1% bites me in the dick hole!  I will ALWAYS fuck up the first 2 "R" inputs.

   If I somehow by a miracle make it past all that horse shit, I am 420% guaranteed to fall into the abyss on the 3rd glider shortcut.  That's a 100% Full Money Back Guarantee™

   Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the gap jump.  It's going good.  Maybe I'll get across to the other side someday.  It shouldn't take too long, I've put in the effort of about 1000-1200 attempts.  I'm sure I'll get it once....while I'm in the ground, rotting in my coffin. 

   Please somebody, Rom, Shy guy, Samuel anybody.  Just get the wr  down to a 1:33.2 or lower so I can stop this garbage.  


FUCK.


* If you're not familiar, an "Ultra Jump" is the best and most powerful big jump one can get on lap 1.

23.333 - 34.783 - Hit grass while trying to avoid the yellow car

It's definitely still too early for me, but when should I start going to its left?

Zepple, you've gotten the gap jump twice out of only ~100 attempts??

And I can't get even 1 in over 1000 tries....fuck me...  

Edit: Just got an amazing ultra jump, the 1 I'm allowed to get each hour.  Grabbed the coins in the cave but missed 1 with the glider!!! FUCKING SHIT FUCK

Edit 2: 32.441 - drive into grass before 2nd bj.  Kill me.

No, it's at the end where you hop over the gap instead of taking the glider cut

It's been a while since my last post I think.

On PPS my PR is just under 2:06.
Lap 1: .41"xxx
Lap 2: .40"xxx
If lap 3 was like lap 2, I would easily have had a new PR with over 2 seconds (and that with a horrible car combo!)
Lap 3: Ooeh, a bottomless pit!
Later in the lap also hit a wall so I got a lap 3 time of 49 seconds  
Imagine how heroic it would have been to get a 2 second time cut with a Cloud 9 - Wooden Wheels combo  

EDIT: I did get a few PR's on other tracks with that same Cloud-Wood combo. I've refreshed my 3DS account so I haven't unlocked everything yet, and with only 1 try with a combo like that I still got about 3 new PR's or so  

Yacine

PPS: 36"590 - 35"513 - Off the track

Huge WR fail

Leo rWP 2:11 fail https://youtu.be/1Bs-KKBwwsA

Edit: ER fail by ApG77 on MP
He hit the fence at the end before the drum with a low 1'47 pace at least

Diogo wrote on 11/25/17 at 13:48:41:

If you're a failed run, then I must be a HUGE failure.