mafia are towns sworn enemy. id never help mafia win if i was town.

Y-you should be thrown out of the army, s-s-sir Gaff.

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The Gaff wrote on 01/23/11 at 11:18:53:


Th-this isn't everything, I j-j-just wanted to show the soldiers how y-y-you aren't f-f-faithful to your duty. You think I want to st-st-STUTTER?! I do not, but it is my obliga-obligation! If I were in ch-charge of this regiment, I'd throw you out and m-m-make sure you never got into another c-c-corps.

*ahem*

But the only decision I can make is this one, and I cannot let the enemy win.

Vote: Shock

Roles in the game, if you don't know what a role is, look it up here: http://mikeburnfire.sitesled.com/mscumB.swf

1 Mafia Godfather - Thewebinator
You are mystery mike, the mafia godfather! Oh it's fine to be in a leading role isn't it!? together with Bombing Bob (Zarkov) and Pyromanic Peter the Preventer (Instride) your goal is to kill all other players. You don't have a post restriction, so it might be a good idea to make one up yourself as all town players have one and it might be suspicious if you don't have one. For example you can say "hell yeah" in every sentence.

You win when the mafia has the majority vote control


2 Mafia Roleblocker - Nstride
You are Pyromanic Peter the Preventer, the mafia roleblocker! You like to set everything on fire as much as you can and don't like other people setting your stuff on fire. To prevent this, you can roleblock one player each night. together with Bombing Bob (Zarkov) and Mystery Mike (Thewebinator) your goal is to kill all other players. You don't have a post restriction, so it might be a good idea to make one up yourself as all town players have one and it might be suspicious if you don't have one. For example you can say "hell yeah" in every sentence.

You win when the mafia has the majority vote control


3 Mafia Goon - Zarkov
You are Bombing Bob, one of the mafia players! You fucking like bombing the shit out of innocent people! together with Mystery Mike (Thewebinator) and Pyromanic Peter the Preventer (Instride) your goal is to kill all other players. You don't have a post restriction, so it might be a good idea to make one up yourself as all town players have one and it might be suspicious if you don't have one. For example you can say "hell yeah" in every sentence.

You win when the mafia has the majority vote control


4 Night Immune Serial Killer - The Gaff
You are Lonely Lewis, the serial killer. Because you've been lonely you've started to hate all people around you, and wish for them to be dead. That's why you started killing people at night! Oh it's so fine to shoot someone in the head, and dissappear after that. Because you've been so lonely always you know perfectly how to dissappear at night, meaning you can never be killed during night time, how nice is that!

Because your role is so hard alone you can make up your post restriction yourself. But better make up one as all other players will have one too. For example, you can act like a mathematican, posting lots of mathematical equations and numbers all the time.

You win when all other players are dead.


5 Town Vigilante - Zwiebel
You are Double Shot David, the town vigilante. You love America like no other. You should mention at least one the following things in every post: "hamburgers, killing, hummers or justin bieber". You also have to end each post with "god bless america. Because you are such a great american, you always wear a gun and you can decide to shoot someone with it at night.

You can kill two players during the game, with a max of one per night. If you use a shot but it doesn't kill someone for some reason (roleblock or protect) the shot will still be used.

You win when all non-town players are dead.


6 Town Roleblocker - Sportsguy001
You are Nancy the nurse, the towns roleblocker! In general, you are very scared of getting sick, and try to help other people too. By blocking them from going outside at night, you can stop them from getting a fever, how great is that! In every post you've got to mention at least two diseases. Example:

"I just heard that john broke a leg because he went outside to kill a townie tonight. And if he really is mafia, then i hope he'll get cholera and will get the most extreme diarrhea today, so let's vote for John"

You can block one player every night

You win when all non-town players are dead.


7 Town Cop - Padz
You are austin auwers, the towns adhd cop! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attention_deficit_hyperactivity_disorder)The only problem you have is that you are not very good at concentrating on stuff. In every post you have to stop halfway to look at other stuff and tell everybody about it. Example:

"I think john is mafia because

HEY LOOK! Look! That bird up in that tree is fucking HUUUUGE o_0!

he clearly voted for protownplayers"

At night you can check one player whether he is town or not

You win when all non-town players are dead.


8 Town Insane Cop - Brett
You are Lethal Luigi, the towns best cop. Because you've got such a great feeling for who can possibly be mafia, you accuse a lot of people! You have to vote or unvote at least once every post, and if you have voted at least for 5 different people at the end of the day, you'll be confused enough to actually go and check if you were correct about all your accusitions!

At night you can check one player whether he is town or not if you have voted at least for 5 different people. (if less than 5 players in the game, vote for everyone except yourself)

You win when all non-town players are dead.

can we get the day by day and night by night kills?

i did have a gameplan and when i have time tomorrow ill share my plan and fears  

It was a nice game, a little odd with all the post restrictions and such but I had fun for the time I was alive.

Nobody really played a good game overall but regardless it was very interesting.

As a note, Shock and I realized we were screwed over D2 so I had a much deeper "hole" so to speak and made some obv maf posts. Several of them I tried to make horrible, so don't think I'm as bad as I actually played at the end.

Secondly, I wanted to point out to Zwiebel that Justin Bieber is Canadian, but it looks like Ivo sent it in the PM so nevermind .

I'll be watching the Honko game as well, it will be nice to be on the sidelines for once.

Shock wrote on 01/23/11 at 15:37:33:

<Honko> Shock is maf
<Sword> Shock is maf
<Zwiebel> Shock is maf

Honko has died!
Sword has died!
Zwiebel has died!

<padz> Shock is maf

Padz has died he was the Cop!

<MVT> Let's lynch oneshot.

TellTale wrote on 01/20/11 at 07:53:12:


and I lead the web lynch.  Rest of town just plain sucked.  Plus my role with the -1 vote needed to lynch me and me not being told about that was retarded.

Thiradell wrote on 01/21/11 at 09:17:54:


That had to have been the most boneheaded decision I have EVER seen in a mafia game.  There could not have been any more evidence that either gaff or shock should have been lynched at that point.  Really REALLY moronic play by thiradell.

My thoughts on the game:
This was an interesting game to say at least.

One thing that i really didn't like was all the fucking complaining i got from MVT (at least the random generator gave him the correct role) and from Padz (who could barely keep his post restrictions because he clearly doesn't have any imagination) . Town had more than enough strong roles and they had a hated townie. Big fucking deal, you guys could have known it with a role like that. Just accept that there are some poor roles, there are more than enough good roles to make up for it. I think the balance of this game was fine. Could have gone all ways. Because MVT got a poor role he sent me stuff like this.
"you are a terrible host"
"my role is unfair"
"nobody cares about the game anymore"
"this game is screwed"
etc.
And padz with the lie:
"you want to decide yourself who can win the game"
which is just not true, all roles were made before the game. I never changed plans halfway.
I think all this stuff is fucking disrespectful to the mod, i think i've spend BY FAR most time in this game of everyone, making all the roles, sending out like 100 pm and also recieving like 100 pms during the game. Updating all the stuff, thinking about how fair i had been during the game, etc.
I hope all other people did enjoy the game. I did my best. If i'm holding another game, it will have a totally different theme though.

About tom winning the game:
I can't believe town didn't decide to lynch him after knowing he's the serial killer. It had been known for days, and town knew that each night that would pass with tom around would mean an extra kill. That's why after a great day 2 (look at those votes) town really fucked up. Tom should have been on top of towns "to-kill-list" all the time. I also want to react to people saying i should have modkilled tom. I don't really agree with this. Tom told his role to Zarkov in the night he killed him. This was a fucking dumb thing to do as it made his chances of winning a lot smaller. I didn't want to modkill him for doing something that reduced his own chances so much. Zarkov posting it in here didn't make it much better, and tom deleting it after that made it even worse. AFter that i got pms from mafia that tom should have been modkilled but i think that Zarkov breaking the no posting after you've died rule was much worse than tom telling his role to a dead mafia. I didn't want mafia to profit in such a lame way.

And really, tom not doing his own made up post restrictions and town only noticing like day 4 or 5, wtf.

About the balance.
I really think it was fine, all teams had a fair chance of winning. One thing that surprised me was that nobody talked about the role restrictions or what they could mean. This could have helped town so much. I made tom night immune because serial killer is a really hard role to play (it's basicly a one man mafia) and i felt that a 4 man mafia versus town would be too mafia favored. So i split it in a 3 man powerrole mafia and a night immune serial killer. Mafia had a good shot at winning this but were a little unlucky with Zarkov dying night 1.

I think i'll leave it at this, probably will post a lot more as soon as i think of it, but for now, it's enough. Hope everybody enjoyed the game

i have alot to say about the game but noone knew for sure i was sk not jack till near the end.

will post my gameplan tomorrow.

just caught that post which im posting from my phone. i didnt tell clark my role. if he does post what happened i will. it was his GAME intereference after being killer which incriminated me.

true, he also helped me with opening the topic sometimes without failing.

Mafia, Town and SK all failed a lot in this game. Although Town played properly the first two days. After that, it was truely terrible.