Mario Kart MB - THIS IS IT (UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Matt V

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THIS IS IT (UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
07/04/10 at 22:06:40

know regardless of how I campaign I'm gonna lose this match, especially since everyone wants to see that new "shortcut" for mk64. Sad

But you should all vote for me because:

1. I'm Dutch, and can therefore pass on the crazy-pr-smash-virus. Orally of course.
2. I'm pretty decent at kart.
3. I'm the forum boob-man.
4. Most of you newer members don't even know who Wonn is, so you should vote for me.
5. Because Jeffrey fucking Gutierrez will tell you that you should.
6. I can pee standing up (zing! but vote for me Kupur Kiss

).
7. Because I've convinced Goose to not murder you all.
8. Because a vote for me will enhance your penis length by up to 4 inches in just 4 weeks.

April gets her boyfriends penis enlarged if she votes for me, and I'll throw in a fruit basket.

Oh and don't forget my love of kart, that also makes me a worthwhile vote. Smiley

SMK VOTERS - You should all vote for me because SMK dominated my childhood at my cousin's house. I think hitting 1'10 on MC1 at age 9 is good? Wink

I also promise to register to SMK by the end of the summer (need a permanant SNES setup lol).

MK64 VOTERS = In addition to being Leg + I've been an active member for 2.5 years, and have climbed my way through the charts, showing sheer dedication. Vote for me!

MKSC VOTERS - I'm sorry but hardly anyone plays this game. Seby and Mick are sexy though, and should vote for their fellow sexy man (see my contest bio).

MKDD VOTERS - I did all my PR's within twenty minutes per track except BP, so I have potential. Your vote could bring me back around!

MKDS VOTERS - I hate this games Mini-turbos, but you should all still vote for me.

MKW VOTERS - I was playing MKW tonight and even though Grumble Volcano is a pile of monkey-nut-sauce, I may try and crack top 100 if you guys vote me through.

Grin

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Real or Imagined? Myth Offline 7278 days since last PR Harwood heights, chicago IL. Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #1 - 07/04/10 at 22:07:35 This is my bro, vote for him. (Y)
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Fant0m Myth Offline aka Flo 5943 days karting Paris / France Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #2 - 07/05/10 at 01:37:07 You have my vote anyway Matt.
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Mick Ninja Offline 6045 days karting France Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #3 - 07/05/10 at 03:03:03 Matt V wrote on 07/04/10 at 22:06:40: Grumble Volcano is a pile of monkey-nut-sauce Gets my vote
Back to top	Youtube (Mario Kart 8 WRs) - Twitter - Twitch Camster wrote on 02/10/10 at 08:50:34: A world without kart is just not a world worth living in Web wrote on 05/13/10 at 11:24:04: You can't quit kart, it's a mental impossibility. IP Logged

S t e v e n Legend Offline 4532 6653 holabolas Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #4 - 07/05/10 at 03:37:10 I voted for David Wonn.
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Chris Ninja Offline wao ate 5654 donuts Germany, Pforzheim Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #5 - 07/05/10 at 03:56:33 Matt V wrote on 07/04/10 at 22:06:40: 8. Because a vote for me will enhance your penis length by up to 4 inches in just 4 weeks. lol, this statement is the best of all you got my vote, even without this thread i would vote for you, boob-man
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Sword Legend Offline 6854 days karting Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #6 - 07/05/10 at 04:51:48 Vote get !!
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Patricio Titan Offline punched 7396 kiddies	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #7 - 07/05/10 at 06:14:02 Matt you got my vote!
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KoopZ Ninja Offline i do what i can 7557 pics online STL, MO Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #8 - 07/05/10 at 07:55:52 i voted for you before i read this topic, and i'm currently doubled over in pain from laughing so hard. on the other hand, if i dont have a bigger wang in four weeks, i'm gonna hunt you down and rape you with the 8 inches i already have.
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Matt V Legend Offline helped 6446 people Canada Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #9 - 07/05/10 at 08:45:00 With a name like Sword why the hell would you even need a 15 inch penis? Thanks to everyone who has voted for me so far!
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Web NinjaWeb Offline Expected MKSC Comeback: 2016?!?! 5795 sex records Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #10 - 07/05/10 at 09:05:21 Voted already.
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Rhodechill Legend Offline An actual sprite of a SMK Kerpa Derpa punched 5945 kiddies Rainbow Rhode Island Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #11 - 07/05/10 at 09:56:09 I voted for you because I don't know who David Wonn is.
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Matt V Legend Offline helped 6446 people Canada Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #12 - 07/05/10 at 10:43:49 Thanks Webby and Rhode! Hopefully you would've voted for me even if you knew who Wonn was...
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Timothy Titan Offline 6388 sex records Cambridge, England Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #13 - 07/05/10 at 12:03:38 I voted for you of course.
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Chris Ninja Offline wao 5654 days karting Germany, Pforzheim Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #14 - 07/05/10 at 12:09:00 i think this matchup will be a win for Matt, something like 40 - 32 =D
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Sword Legend Offline 6854 sex records Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #15 - 07/05/10 at 12:10:58 Just noticed the title is a Michael Jackson reference.
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GenesisX King Offline :3 5480 sex records Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #16 - 07/05/10 at 12:21:41 Voted for you. If your right Matt V, my penis will be nearly as large as Sword's, o wait he gets an enlargement aswell so the difference in length will remain the same
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Matt V Legend Offline 6446 days karting Canada Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #17 - 07/05/10 at 19:47:36 Timothy is da sex. Thanks also to Genesis for the vote. Any last minute voters out there don't delay, get your enlarged pecker today!
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Honko NinjaHonk Offline Toad Runner 24: Honk Another Day 7550 toadgasms California Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #18 - 07/05/10 at 19:49:11 I'm worried if I vote for you my pants will rip. What do?
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Matt V Legend Offline 6446 days karting Canada Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #19 - 07/05/10 at 19:54:03 I'll give you two inches of length and two inches of girth?
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Honko NinjaHonk Offline Toad Runner 24: Honk Another Day 7550 toadgasms California Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #20 - 07/05/10 at 20:00:39 Deal.
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Matt V Legend Offline ate 6446 donuts Canada Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT Reply #21 - 07/05/10 at 20:02:23
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Matt V

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Re: THIS IS IT
Reply #22 - 07/14/10 at 20:39:28

Alright guys, it's that time again, I'm up to bat.

Since you're enlarged penises are all on the way, I have yet another amazing offer for you: bigger boobies!

Yes that's right, for a simple vote (plus shipping and handling), I will enhance the size of a woman's breasts. Any woman you want, be it gf, wife, or just pain ol' benefit buddy. You know you're going to want to do kinky things to your girl's tata's with your foot long schlong, so make the right choice!

VOTE MATTV

Because I'm offering this.

I'll also consider any requests you throw my way.

Do the right thing. Wink

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Matt V Legend Offline 6446 days karting Canada Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT (UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Reply #23 - 07/14/10 at 21:07:03 POLLS ARE UP BOYS DO ME PROUD AND DO IT FOR DA BIG BEWBEEZ
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Matt V Legend Offline helped 6446 people Canada Gender:	Re: THIS IS IT (UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Reply #24 - 07/15/10 at 16:08:14 Still some hours left for some votes. If you havn't voted for me, here's your newest motivation. If you vote for me, I will do ANYTHING you want. Seriously. Pick any picture request, forum request, literally anything, and I'll do it. Post here that you voted for me, and the request is yours. Gogogo.
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