Mario Kart MB - 5 reasons you should VOTE FOR SWORD

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5 reasons you should VOTE FOR SWORD
06/30/10 at 16:09:25

Tomorrow is Sword's first 1v1 match, and it's against the legendary Steven Zwartjes. Zwartjes is a very talented player who's been around for a long time, but you shouldn't vote for him. You should vote for Sword, because...

1) He's got talent. If you follow MKW at all you know that he's one of the best course specialists there is.

2) He's one of the few great posters in MKW. Unlike a lot of that board, he's a genuinely cool and reasonable guy who doesn't get into bitchfights or spam threads up with a bunch of self-promotional garbage.

3) He's probably the nicest guy on the internet. The first time I talked to him was when we were matched up against each other in a MKW tournament, and I could tell right away he was a great guy. When he won he was humble, when he lost he was gracious, and he never complained about luck (which is pretty tough in a 1v1 MKW race). I don't think anyone who's ever talked to Sword dislikes him. Either you love him or you don't know him.

4) He was voted Honk Magazine's Sexiest Man of the Year 18 straight times, even though he's only 17 years old. True story.

5) He likes Toad as much as I do, so he obviously has exquisite taste.

VOTE FOR SWORD

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Mick Ninja Offline helped 6045 people France Gender:	Re: 5 reason you should VOTE FOR SWORD Reply #1 - 06/30/10 at 16:13:35 This thread has my approval.
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RVZ Legend Offline 7253 days karting Amsterdam Gender:	Re: 5 reason you should VOTE FOR SWORD Reply #2 - 06/30/10 at 16:14:56 Agrees. Nice guy and has MKW skills. Honko you can learn from him how to take a lose
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Brett Ex Member	Re: 5 reason you should VOTE FOR SWORD Reply #3 - 06/30/10 at 17:10:24 I'm voting for Sword, he owns.
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sousui n00b Offline 5459 days karting	Re: 5 reason you should VOTE FOR SWORD Reply #4 - 06/30/10 at 20:54:34 everybody had better vote for sword, he's an awesome brawler too.
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Honko NinjaHonk Offline Toad Runner 24: Honk Another Day 7550 toadgasms California Gender:	Re: 5 reasons you should VOTE FOR SWORD Reply #5 - 07/01/10 at 21:53:40 Congrats to Sword for advancing. Hopefully he'll continue to get such strong support even though he's against a much tougher opponent next round. I deleted a bunch of off-topic posts. If you just can't resist talking about me, at least do it in another topic.
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Sword Legend Offline punched 6854 kiddies Gender:	Re: 5 reasons you should VOTE FOR SWORD Reply #6 - 07/03/10 at 13:48:32 Just want to say Thank You to Honko for creating this thread. I greatly appreciate it And also a huge thanks to anyone and everyone who has voted for me thus far! I appreciate the support everyone Rivaling against MJ next round will be an interesting match for sure
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Mick Ninja Offline 6045 holabolas France Gender:	Re: 5 reasons you should VOTE FOR SWORD Reply #7 - 07/13/10 at 02:38:33 Legit bump. Sword will need all the possible support to give a tough match against the greatest karter !
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Aymblm Karter Offline they/them or she/her 5327 days karting somewhere else Gender:	Re: 5 reasons you should VOTE FOR SWORD Reply #8 - 07/13/10 at 07:12:51 I lol'd at "Honk Magazine." He got my vote against MJ even though I normally don't care for MKW, because I don't want to vote for MJ and I'd like to see someone who isn't ancient here win the whole thing.
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Brett Ex Member	Re: 5 reasons you should VOTE FOR SWORD Reply #9 - 07/13/10 at 08:08:01 I voted for Sword because MJ is probably gonna get through anyway but Sword is just awesome.
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sousui n00b Offline hit 5459 moles	Re: 5 reasons you should VOTE FOR SWORD Reply #10 - 07/13/10 at 17:42:26 Voted for sword, you all better.
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Re: 5 reasons you should VOTE FOR SWORD
Reply #11 - 07/14/10 at 02:01:35

Just wanted to say a huge thank you for everyone who voted me throughout the contest. I honestly didn't expect to get as far as I did

Wasn't expecting the match against MJ to be so close either! To only lose by 5 votes to the legendary MJ is more than I could ask for. Kiss

Good luck to MJ in his next round, and I'll see you all next contest Cheesy

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