Mario Kart MB - The Gaff's Campaign - UPDATED

Zarkov nice wr Offline The Dominik Diamond of SMK 7475L of clarkjuice Stevenage, UK	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Reply #25 - 07/08/10 at 12:31:56 You lot are all fucking gay. You can have karterfreak in a dress, il have Eva Mendez.
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Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic
Reply #26 - 07/08/10 at 16:04:11

1. Where are your player of the year awards? Your great strategy advents; where are your kart skills; where is your top ten time sheet?

2. Meeting karters and kissing the ass of high wigs does not make you a great karter.

3. Being able to drink alot makes you an alcoholic; not a great karter.

4. Being friends with Sami Cetin and having him defend you in your campaign is full throttle manipulation of retarded newfag members.

5. You've been here a long time; but still don't even play the actual game very well?

6. The amount of chicks you can shag does not make you a great karter; and this includes those prepubescent vaginas you have in your photos. Undecided

just sayin'... don't want people voting for the wrong reasons. Smiley

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Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic
Reply #27 - 07/09/10 at 00:00:27

Real or Imagined? wrote on 07/08/10 at 16:04:11:

1. Where are your player of the year awards? Your great strategy advents; where are your kart skills; where is your top ten time sheet?

2. Meeting karters and kissing the ass of high wigs does not make you a great karter.

3. Being able to drink alot makes you an alcoholic; not a great karter.

4. Being friends with Sami Cetin and having him defend you in your campaign is full throttle manipulation of retarded newfag members.

5. You've been here a long time; but still don't even play the actual game very well?

6. The amount of chicks you can shag does not make you a great karter; and this includes those prepubescent vaginas you have in your photos. Undecided

just sayin'... don't want people voting for the wrong reasons. Smiley

1) I was the one who pointed out that cutting the crass at the end of MR flap was quicker without the shroom than taking the road.

2) No but there are alot of legends who play kart who i'm still friends with (dutchies, french, english etc)

3) True - i dont claim to be a great karter Sad

4) Sami's one of my best friends.. what can i say?

5) I'm waiting till everyone retires then i'll make my comeback and get the wr's

6) My ex was 31

Matt is a legend and i'd be ok about losing to him but i have some cool shit lined up for this contest. Vote the Gaff

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Rhodechill Legend Offline An actual sprite of a SMK Kerpa Derpa helped 5945 people Rainbow Rhode Island Gender:	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Reply #28 - 07/09/10 at 07:22:12 Voted for you
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The Gaff Ex Member	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Reply #29 - 07/09/10 at 16:30:36 Vote for me. I can't say and it'll piss you all off but i've got the best thing ever as a final campaign. Call me out if you will but ive never gone without back up.
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The Gaff Ex Member	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Reply #30 - 07/10/10 at 12:36:45 Thanks to everyone who voted for me, I'll put the video up in the next couple of days
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MVT Ex Member	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Reply #31 - 07/10/10 at 14:40:21 Your campaigns blow but you better beat Jones so my predictions hold up.
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The Gaff

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Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic
Reply #32 - 07/11/10 at 14:22:32

It seems like Jones is going to use his board God status to offer new levels to board members if he gets through. I have to say thats a genius idea.

I plan to post my forum game in the next few days but i've got something awesome lined up for the next around against Jones.

Jones has tied to make me look like i didn't deliver in my campaign 2006 round. Ask anyone who was there at the time, no one complained and if you want to see what the fuss was about then pm me Wink

Anyhow, if someone plans to vote against me, i'm all ears to hear why. Otherwise i'll wait to hear why you're voting for the guy who hardly posts on the forum.............................................. Roll Eyes

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oneshot1985 King Offline I Got 5 On It 5479 days karting London Gender:	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Reply #33 - 07/13/10 at 12:08:55 Don't let me down son! Jonesy needs a good and proper beating the cocky mug!
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The Gaff Ex Member	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic Reply #34 - 07/14/10 at 00:24:00 Here's a video I made
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Jonesy Offline 7999 ninjas slain California Gender:	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Reply #35 - 07/14/10 at 06:59:06 Excellent use of iambic pentameter. Bravo good sir.
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Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video!
Reply #36 - 07/14/10 at 15:50:18

I'm still trying to figure out why there is a framed picture of a panda on the table?!? x]

Good job working in waffles and halo, definitely proves this is indeed The Gaff.

Just because Mark is Mark, I feel the newer people will give him enough votes to win but if it is closer than I anticipate this really could come down to just a few votes difference.

Gaff gave me POY while Mark gave me the ban hammer so I feel bad voting for either one.

Less so for Mark because I got to represent this hemisphere, lol. Smiley

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Jonesy Offline 7999 ninjas slain California Gender:	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Reply #37 - 07/14/10 at 15:54:53 When did I ban you?
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MVT Ex Member	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Reply #38 - 07/14/10 at 16:04:12 Jones n Gaff, the only constructive thing this karter contest has done so far is proving to the whole board (I already was able to deduce this) that you are both huge faggots.
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Mick Ninja Offline 6045 days karting France Gender:	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Reply #39 - 07/14/10 at 16:06:28 Jonesy wrote on 07/14/10 at 15:54:53: When did I ban you? He meant that you gave him the ability to ban people actually (by promoting him mod I guess).
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Jonesy Offline 7999 ninjas slain California Gender:	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Reply #40 - 07/14/10 at 16:07:34 Reading comprehension fail.
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MVT Ex Member	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Reply #41 - 07/14/10 at 18:49:50 I'm voting Gaff simply because of Jonesy's unfortunate antics today in the irc chatroom. He made the wrong choices and he is going to pay for it with votes.
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MVT Ex Member	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Reply #42 - 07/15/10 at 20:32:46 Vote Gaff!
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Aron Langerak Legend Offline Masterpie9 6907 days karting Holland Gender:	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Reply #43 - 07/16/10 at 02:37:11 Vote Gaff!
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Aymblm Karter Offline they/them or she/her fell 5327 times for marty somewhere else Gender:	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Reply #44 - 07/16/10 at 12:38:15 What bothers me is why no one else thought to PM random people before this. But you got my vote just for that.
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MVT

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Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video!
Reply #45 - 07/16/10 at 13:43:44

Aymblm wrote on 07/16/10 at 12:38:15:

What bothers me is why no one else thought to PM random people before this.

But you got my vote just for that.

I don't think you are allowed to vote only being a member here for 32 days? Unless I'm mistaken and you are using a new account or have joined the pp long ago.

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KVD Titan Offline twitch.tv/smk_machin e punched 7789 kiddies Netherlands Gender:	Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video! Reply #46 - 07/17/10 at 01:10:28 Vote Gaff! Seriously
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The Gaff Ex Member	Re: The Gaff's Campaign - UPDATED - Kart = Chicks Reply #47 - 07/21/10 at 00:58:32 Proof once again that Kart = Chicks Vote The Gaff
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oneshot1985 King Offline I Got 5 On It missed 5479 mts London Gender:	Re: The Gaff's Campaign - UPDATED - CHECK MY LAST Reply #48 - 07/21/10 at 04:43:20 haha classy! I can smell her gash from here!
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Re: The Gaff's Campaign Topic - Updated video!
Reply #49 - 07/21/10 at 07:40:32

TellTale wrote on 07/16/10 at 13:43:44:

Aymblm wrote on 07/16/10 at 12:38:15:

What bothers me is why no one else thought to PM random people before this.

But you got my vote just for that.

I don't think you are allowed to vote only being a member here for 32 days? Unless I'm mistaken and you are using a new account or have joined the pp long ago.

We had this problem earlier, I joined the mkds page way back in Dec. 2008 and was karting long before that. I pm'd Honko about it, it's all good.

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