Well, karters, you've propelled me to the third round. Thus, I am obligated to fulfill my promise of some kind of compensation for your efforts. So far, I have 2 ideas.

1. Scan a copy of my 4th quarter progress report (sans personal information) for your viewing pleasure.
2. Tape a video of myself bludgeoning an assortment of small animals to death with a plastic t-ball bat.

Of course, if you have any ideas yourself, let them be known!

#2 please. I want to see what you look like.