Okay, I have some time. Not much, but I have some time to try to write another story. This isn't an MK story; this is a story from my real life.
On Saturday, I had to go take possibly the most significant test of my life. I had been training for this test for months, even years. I had signed up for courses that would increase my score, and had taken several practice tests. Well, you get the idea. The test is over 4 hours long, and it is 10 sections deep. Basically, it tests you on everything from Math to a 25 minute essay. It is called the SAT, which stands for Standardized Agony and Torture. Anyway...
I got up at 6:00 to go to the testing room. It was about a 30 minute drive from my house, so I left early.
I went the wrong way on the interstate highway for more than 10 miles.
"FFFFUUUUUUU...."
I turned off at the next exit and floored it. If you show up late for this test, you are not allowed in. If I missed it, I would have to wait months before I could attempt it again.
*Driving down the interstate shouting FUUUUUUUUUU*
I finally got to my destination, and only just in time. I ran out the door with all my belongings tucked into my arm, and ran as fast as I could. I was the last of perhaps 600 students on the campus. I showed up at the door and...
"Do you have your student identification?"
"Oh. Um, I left that out in the car..."
"Well, you can go and get it. We'll wait for you."
"Okay..."
*FFFUUUUUUUU*
Ran like lightning back to the car (which was really far away, because I showed up last), grabbed 2 IDs, headed back to the room assignment center.
"Hey, welcome back. You're being assigned to building F, room 5."
"*Puff, wheeze* Okay."
*FFFFUUUUU.... Why building F? F for FAIL!*
"Alright Lundeen, come inside. We're just getting started. Please go to desk 13."
*FFUUUUUU! What is this shit? Building F, desk 13??*
"Fill in this bubble for this bla bla bla bla bla..."
... (10 minutes of time elapse, and we fill in all important information about ourselves and our locations in the world)
"Okay students. Our first section is going to be on the essay. You have 25 minutes to discuss about *A really profound topic* , support your essay with... bla bla bla... You may get started now."
*Wait WUT? Just start? Go? No warning about when to open your book, get your pencils out, no time to think about the subject, no time to read the instructions, just GO?
.*
...
Well, that summed up my morning that day. It sucked about as bad as is conceivably possible. However, when the test was finished, one thing finally went right...
"Welcome to Starbucks, what can I get for you?"
"One Tall, (in Starbucks, that's the smallest lol), double chocolate chip frappuccino please."
"Is that it?"
"Yes ma'am."
"Okay, that'll be $3.88"
*Swipes card*
... 10 minutes later, my drink is ready. 2 people in front of line to me though also ordered the same drink. They ordered the largest sizes though.
"One tall, double chocolate chip frappuccino!"
*The guy takes my drink*
*I let him take my drink and go out to his car and leave*
"One *HUGE* double chocolate chip frappuccino!"
*The other guy takes it*
"One *HUGE* double chocolate chip frap!"
"Thanks, that's mine."
*Fuck yea*
Well that about sums up my Saturday morning! Sorry I can't be more specific about some things; I am strictly told not to discuss the content of the test.
Thanks for reading!
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