Long ago in the days of war... (03) there wandered a man, a man in search of competition, a man in search of love, that man was Pobre. And here is his story.
Near the end of 2003; a man by the name of Alex Penev and his cohorts (sami ceiten and william lacey) attempted to pass a bill restricting one from voicing his opinions throughout the sacred land, Pobre said "I an't having that shit!" and vowed to fuck their shit up.
It was at this time that Pobre began becoming famous; taking down legendary fighters held in high revrence; such names include Sami, William, and even MJ Himself; he was later fatally wounded by a strange man in black cloathing; a man who held similar ambitions; a man named Karlo. Despite solving the crises that was the faggotry of Penev; he felt he had to regain his honor; he felt the need to prove himself.
Jeff: Who the fuck are you?
Karlo: I am Karlo; I come here in search of a woman..
Jeff: What woman is that?
Karlo: April Thompsan.
*And thats how it went down..*
For it was only Jeffrey that could withstand the flames of destiny in the tower of assanine flames
a tower with fires so strong; fires born from the malice of the dark wizard yunus; a very powerful Wizard who showed no mercy; however; Jeffrey's bright heart; proper wisdom and mighty blade could revert even his darkness and ill fated heart.
... and it was then he realized he could not do this alone..
For even if he could go past the flames and destroy the sacred crystal keeping the sacred flames from turning off in a sacred way; he still knew that to defeat the several shamblers; bahamats; and the doom walker he needed the assistance of others.
Jeff looked far and wide for the strange man in black cloaked; the strider who bested even jeffrey himself; karlo.. where could he be? was he so clever and witted that he could escape the master eyes of the pobre himself?!?... probably. but he certainly could not escape all eyes; not clarks; for clark has been a rogue vagabond faux immortal; drinking the sacred liquid from the fountain of sacred juices sacredly; Clark knew how many leaves were on each tree; where your 12 year old daughters birth mark was, he knew, he knew where karlo was.
After aquiring the information Jeffrey ventured hard and long; through vast forest; marshes and haunted graveyards; earning like 2600 xp everyday; and leveling up to like 60 and learning several powerful spells; he even managed to bone a succubus.
Once acquainted...
"Are you able to act?" where the words spoken; Jeffrey quickly engaged in battle; defeating his mighty opponent; standing above him, he asked! "ARE YOU ABLE TO ACT!?"
The two joined forces...
they entered the fire abyss; in the distance they heard the deranged laughs of the one they call "Yunus, the universal cosmic rapist."
"Watch out!"
In an instant; the two were separated; Jeffrey quickly made his way to the top of the tower; desecrating all religious icons on his way there for no reason!
Jeff: Your time, has come!
Yunus: kekekekekeke, I'LL TEACH YOU TO USE SO MANY SEMI-COLONS FAGGOT!
Yunus had revealed both April and Karlo; obviously saying he would destroy them should Pobes proceeded; but being the ultimate badass motherfucker Pobes is, he didn't give a damn.
Jeff: They could live happily forever; or they could die this second, don't give a shit which.
Little did Pobes realize, that his entire reason for doing this was to save April and earn the title of village badass. Thats when he had a lightbulb moment, OH-SHI, gotta save april brb.
Pobes pleded with the dark wizard, but to no avail; Pobre realized that he had to kill Karlo as a scapegoat; ...
Karlo was more than willing to go; and he did so valiantly; after the humilating defeat of Yunus at the hands of the one and only; Jeffrey took his bitch home and made sweet love to her all night; they had 9 kids; 6 girls 3 boys, they became the prince's and princess of the world; several years later his genetics had successfully caused advents in human evolution; he is considered today as the greatest man to ever walk the fucking earth.
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