Friends, forum-members, citizens, men, women, others (Shadow), by creating this topic (what some might deem a "campaign"), I seek to show that I, Noah Gordon, am not only deserving of your vote, but also have a horrendous over-usage of commas.

Why, might one ask, am I worthy of your vote? Certainly this question is a difficult one to answer, considering the criteria for voting varies person to person, but I will provide my best possible answer. Some might be concerned with actual karting, considering we are, after all, on a karting website. To this person I would like to point out that I am 131st in MKWii and 63rd in MK64 SC. Others still, might be more interested in the affairs of the actual forum, for what is this but a forum popularity contest? I doubt that anyone would contend that I am not an active member of the forum. The quality of my posting, I leave entirely in your judgement. Lastly, their is the person who asks, what will you do if I vote for you? To this person, I firstly say, fuck you. I also promise 3 PRs in either MK64 or MKWii (you choose) for each round I advance.

Vote Noah Gordon.

Your second to last sentence is in direct violation of the contest rules (flaming other participaints). Plus your campaign seems a little weak. Can you promise anything but PRs if you gain votes?

I did not know about these rules of campaigning.

But MVT, you surely see how I might have reason to be mad at you two. Everywhere I go I get flamed by you two, and then this happens whenever I say anything back.

cutz, if you could demonstrate any maturity at all, I think a fine young gentleman like yourself would be a shoo-in for my vote.

Web wrote on 05/17/10 at 14:06:32:


Well, I can keep going for that long awaited, new MK64 SC.

Uhh, yeah, that's about all I can think of.

cutz22 wrote on 05/17/10 at 14:12:08:


Yeah I know, that's why I changed it.

cutz22 wrote on 05/17/10 at 14:00:12:


Post summed up entirely.

You're doing a good job of trolling the trollers themselves. This may earn you my vote.

Really? Lies! If you're not lying, then what do they taste like?

While we're on this topic, how do you describe the taste of chocolate to someone with disfunctional taste buds? And how would you describe the color red to someone who is blind?

Well, you had a nice run. You weren't on the forum long at all so getting that many votes was a pretty good accomplishment.

In direct response to this ridiculous post made by cutz22 - http://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1279218859/#12

Cutz I think your memory may be a bit foggy, but if you recall correctly this was the post you decided to make as your first campaign topic before the contest even started.  Pretty hyprocritical of you cutz since you were actual the one to ORIGINALLY "not play nice" and negative campaign.  You were the first negative campaigner of the entire contest with this post:



Edit - It's cool and all to play the innocence act right now, but past actions can not be forgotten sir.

Wait we argued? I thoguht you were joknig too...