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http://speedrunwiki.com/Matt_VanderwouwI want to extend my campaign out to people on the board who aren't really sure who I am.
That's my profile. I can attest that kart equals chicks because I have snacked multiple women after them watching me play.
But you may ask what I offer to you?
I offer hilarious pictures as a start, and this little number:
I am only registered on 3 out of 6 Mario Kart games. (MK64 MKW and MKDD) However I currently own MKSC, MKDS, and a borrowed SMK, so I am playing all games randomly, and this not really showing my potential on any yet. That's where you come in.
Your vote for me could sway me to play your favorite game. I can't promise anything champ level, but I'm a pretty decent player, and I could go after your rivals.

In short, vote for MATT FUCKING VANDERWOUW