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Question: Pobre?
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Is a dirty liar.  
  7 (20%)
The Fruitcake of Logic and Reason  
  2 (5.7%)
Should stop talking and show a vid.  
  8 (22.8%)
Stop making so many polls  
  1 (2.8%)
Useless Thread  
  2 (5.7%)
Strat and time are impossible  
  2 (5.7%)
Don't choose this option  
  6 (17.1%)
9  
  7 (20%)




Total votes: 35
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01/04/10 at 18:26:23
 
Alright I'm uploading the video now on yousendit; it's 230mg's big so it's going to take awhile.

I'll explain the strat; which is about .60 faster than the original; the concept of this strat is to trade off time to gain more time, you'll see what I'm talking about.

On the first lap; where you normally shroom; you do an mt; through; and then you do 2 mt's; YOU MUST DO 2 OR ELSE YOUR GONNA LOSE .15 DOUBLE FUCKING HOP IT"S NOT THAT HARD, after you do this you glide your kart slightly to the left to pull off the 2nd mt.

The two shroomer lap is new; a new shroom spot;

It's hard to explain in words; how do I describe this?

There are pillars inside the cave , the concept is to use one shroom facing left and hit the wall in a way that cancles out the shroom in a way that you can use B to turn fast without actually losing speed in the kart itself.(This is not what you think it is, I've never seen this phenomina in mk64 ever, it is a new tactic all together) I didn't think this was possible before untill I did it on accedent; But I always pondered the physics of Sherbit land and i fucking knew there was something different about this course.  When you are doing hte first shroom your chances of not hitting the wall are very slim; and when you do manage to not get hit by the wall you are going to eat the wall in an insane manner.  and then you do another shroom; the shroom itself should get you about 6 kart lenghts OUTSIDE OF THE CAVE; if it runs out before you even exit the cave you are doing something wrong; you must then MT fast as FUCK for the next two mt's; the mt's HAVE to be as fast as possible or you will fuck up the final water crack, get hit by the penguin, or miss the mt. this strat literally shaves off seconds on it's own.

The last lap loses time; unless you find some way to get through the penguin on the first pillar your going to have to ether go around the pillar or try to go through the penguin, this penguin IS VERY FUCKING HARD TO GET PASSED; you can not mini turbo at this part; and the penguins at the gates of the cave are also very problematic; so are the final ones.

Splits should look something like this if your as good as me.

32:30
31:6X-7X
32:1X

I'm not going to experiment using this strat for a fast lap.
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Re: SL 1:36:08 0-2-1 strat. (Video is Uploading)
Reply #1 - 01/04/10 at 18:56:22
 
In writing, this looks almost certain to be the new WR strat.
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Re: SL 1:36:08 0-2-1 strat. (Video is Uploading)
Reply #2 - 01/04/10 at 19:06:32
 
1'36"08 0-2-1 strat?
Serious: Are you making a Tool Assisted Speed Run?
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Reply #3 - 01/04/10 at 19:29:24
 
Looks like someone wasn't able to stay off the drugs...  The strat doesn't even make sense, and I think Jeff is just hallucinating.

I'll believe it when I see a vid.
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Reply #4 - 01/04/10 at 22:41:39
 
Ok... if you wanna be like that, be like that. I'll hoard the fucking video untill I get a strong enough time that no one will get the world record.
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Reply #5 - 01/04/10 at 23:06:21
 
i call shenanigans on a 32.3x 0-shroom lap.  thats fuckin bollocks.  i know i'm not as good a player as you, but my best 1shroom was barely 32.3x, so i really dont see how 0shroom 32.3x is even remotely possible.
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Reply #6 - 01/04/10 at 23:19:21
 
Dude are you serious? I've gotten 31:9X 1 shroomers. -_-

And besides; you don't even KNOW the proper STRAT for 0 shroom laps.
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Reply #7 - 01/05/10 at 00:27:55
 
Real or Imagined? wrote on 01/04/10 at 23:19:21:
Dude are you serious? I've gotten 31:9X 1 shroomers. -_-

And besides; you don't even KNOW the proper STRAT for 0 shroom laps.


Less talk, more vids.
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Reply #8 - 01/05/10 at 00:49:46
 
No, MJ will just get something like 1:35:5X and I won't be able to beat it.

I don't care if anyone else wants to see the vid and pick up the new strat. I want this world record; I KNOW THIS IS MY WR AND THAT IS ENOUGH FOR ME.

Not going to post up the vid so it can just get beat in 24 hours by MJ.

MJ might have the "sight record" but if he wants the real wr, his ass is going to have to find the strat like I did instead of stealing other peoples strats.

And the other reason I don't want to post the video is because I already have a gut feeling that this shroom/wall glitch mechanism can be applied to other courses; and it would literally re-define the charts.

Not gonna drop out the top ten because of this reason; gonna fall out the top ten legitimately.
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Re: SL 1:36:08 0-2-1 strat. (Video is Uploading)
Reply #9 - 01/05/10 at 01:15:16
 
It doesn't become a WR until you post the vid.  So basically you have two options:

1. You have the WR for 24 hours (assuming MJ beats it), and you'll go down in the history books for finding a new strat.
2. You don't have the WR at all, no one will care, and there's a risk that someone else will post a vid before you and steal the credit.

Seems like an obvious choice if you ask me...

Or you can just admit that you're trolling.
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Reply #10 - 01/05/10 at 01:39:41
 
Michael F wrote on 01/05/10 at 01:15:16:
(assuming MJ beats it)


xD

Pobre, how is it possible that a 2-minutes long vid is 230 megabytes big? That's kinda... impossible, but I'll download it when it's up.
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Reply #11 - 01/05/10 at 04:05:15
 
Just going to ignore fried.

Guy is obviously trolling a serious thread.
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Reply #12 - 01/05/10 at 05:20:37
 
I dont know that much about this community... but u act like a child. Thats for sure. Why u open Threads and talk about "Video is uploading". Open it WHEN it is uploaded already.
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Reply #13 - 01/05/10 at 07:31:25
 
This strat sounds insane, would be awesome if Jeff had a new WR.
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Reply #14 - 01/05/10 at 07:38:58
 
Eiskalt-Ger wrote on 01/05/10 at 05:20:37:
I dont know that much about this community... but u act like a child. Thats for sure. Why u open Threads and talk about "Video is uploading". Open it WHEN it is uploaded already.



this is not typical of the community at all. but if you'd been around here a while, you wouldn't be surprised.

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Reply #15 - 01/05/10 at 12:42:06
 
I call TOTAL BULL.
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Reply #16 - 01/05/10 at 12:55:56
 
I voted for 9, just for laughs.
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Someone kill him please. Smiley
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Reply #18 - 01/05/10 at 14:46:17
 
Shocked total votes are...9! Grin

Poll edit: How dare you vote you yourself a saint pobre! Now you like PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE!

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Reply #19 - 01/05/10 at 14:51:13
 
I miss the option "42", which would include the meaning even of this Cheesy.

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Reply #20 - 01/05/10 at 15:23:32
 
I understand how Pobre is an overall GOD and deserves the credentials of being able to get a WR, however I really doubt that this is a WR. There's a totally new strat that came out that seems like it could be good. This is fine. When Pobre says he has a video, and it's uploading that's even better.

But saying that he isn't going to upload it now because MJ's going to beat it?? 100% Bullshit. Upload the video and get credit for the strat, make a nice comback. That is, if it exists. Roll Eyes
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Reply #21 - 01/05/10 at 15:39:01
 
I'm not so long here on the Message Board, and even not so long registered on the MK64 site, so i don't know how long Pobre needed to be a GOD or when he stopped playing MK64... if i would know this i could imagine if this WR is true or not...

Pobre, maybe you could tell me when you began to play MK64 and how long you are a GOD and when you stopped to play...

oh and btw: has MJ an account on this MB??
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Reply #22 - 01/05/10 at 16:35:37
 
Pobre (Jeffrey Gutierrez) registered early in 2003, as I remember it, and it took him less than two years to become (the youngest ever) GOD, playing rather intensively, though with some breaks. He tried some MKDD when that game was fairly new, and I think that was more or less the end of it.
    Since then he's been a prominent spammer, and he's given us every reason to be highly suspicious about any claim he launches. In spite of this there's still a lot of respect for him as a karter left. We sort of expect him to return and do great things, and everyone who has known him from his active days really want to see that happen.

There's no reason to doubt Jeff's talent as a karter (though hehimself  would hardly use that word Smiley), but in my opinion there's every reason to not believe a word of what he says here now - sadly enough.

MJ 's got an accout, but he seldom posts here. (He mostly posts on yahoogroups - and mostly WRs Cheesy.)

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Reply #23 - 01/05/10 at 16:55:17
 
Really.... after to see a new WR after such a long time of inactivity is insane. hard to believe. but i don't think someone would make jokes if he gets a new WR, or find a new strat. allthough i know that jeff is spamming a lot (and taking drugs Grin) i don't think that he's such a guy who would tell strories about new WRs. but if he don't upload any vid of it, i would doubt it that he got a new WR... i can't decide cuz i don't know him so good...
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Reply #24 - 01/05/10 at 17:00:33
 
I don't know about Jeff's intake of drugs. anyway that's hardly a laughing matter.

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