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You: OYE
You: AYE
You: YO
You: HEY
You: AYE
You: YO
You: AEYYEYE
Stranger: hello
You: sup friend
Stranger: what？
You: so i herd people come on here
You: is that true?
You: is there really 2k people on here?
You: i don't believe it
Stranger: me too
Stranger: where are you come from?
You: My friend
You: you wouldn't believe me if i told you
You: so it's pointless to even ask!
Stranger: i believe you
You: i'm on the moon right now
You: in a secret government base
Stranger: son of bitch

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Stranger: hey
You: NOT SO FAST KAIBA
You: WAIT
You: WHERE THE FUCK AM I MAN?
You: WHAT IS THIS
You: ARE YOU GOD?
You: THIS PLACE IS SO WHITE DUDE
You: I MUST HAVE DIED
You: JERKING OFF TO YUGIOH HENTAI
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you have a good time with that
Stranger: yes i am god.
Stranger: are u high?
You: WHAT IS JELLO MADE OUT OF?
You: I'M HIGH AS FUCFKIN HELL DUDE
You: ALPROZOLAM
You: FTW
Stranger: oh
Stranger: jello
Stranger: is
Stranger: jellatin
You: BENZO..
You: NO
You: WRONG
You: WRONG
You: YOUR NOT FUCKING GOD
You: FUCK THIS SHIT
You: YOUR NOT GOOD
You: GOD*
You: YOU LIED
Stranger: i am
You: I HATE YOU
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Stranger: Hey
You: hey let me ask you something
You: when you came
You: pulling up in here
You: did you notice
You: a sign
You: on the front of my house
Stranger: The game/
You: that said dead nigger storage?
You: well?
Stranger: Who'd store a dead nigger here?
Stranger: other than a nigger jew.
You: nigger jews are the worse
You: they are not to be underestimated by any means
Stranger: No shit. Always bitching about standing in the back of the oven.
You: fuck man i can relate to that
You: i was fucking battling nigger jews
You: with my flaming sword
You: the other day
You: shit didn't go as planned
Stranger: why is your sword all faggy like that?
You: because i got it from WOW
You: obviously
You: everything about it is gay
You: but it works
You: so why fucking bitch about it?
Stranger: I guess
Stranger: I'm just jealous I dont have a fag sword from WoW
You: yeah well
You: just be thankful you havn't contracted the faggotry from it
You: nigger jews will hunt you though
You: don't fucking fag up
Stranger: Niggers, Jews, and niggerjews are all scared of gas cans
You: genius idea.
You: don't know why i didn't think of it earlier
You: how about pork?
You: shoot swine flu infested pig heads
Stranger: Me either. Flaming sword and gas can. fuck them niggerjews up.
You: out of a cannon
You: should send them kosher boys running
Stranger: its easier to just shoot infexicans at people. there's a readily available supply of them at home depot
You: Or california
You: ether works just fine
Stranger: same thing?
You: yeah
You: basically
You: fucking mexicans man
You: bringing their diseases over here
You: act of war i say
Stranger: like swine flu and herpes and shit
You: and benedril
Stranger: no kidding. biological terrorist attack
You: yes
You: i'll let you in on top secret info
You: mexicans are clowned
Stranger: the l33t 411?
You: they're dicks are inadequet
You: look man
You: this is some serious shit
You: man
You: they're cloned by the governement
You: to test this shit
Stranger: did you flaming sword of epic faggotry tell you this?
You: mexico dosn't even eixsts..
You: nah man
You: don't diss my fucking sword bro
You: i'll fucking kick your ass bro
You: don't play
Stranger: /b/ro.
You: ....
You: I'm moving onto more promising waters.
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You: RAPIST
Stranger: hi
You: YOUR A RAPIST
You: YOU COME HERE TO RAPE ME
You: I KNOW
Stranger: suck
Stranger: yucky
Stranger: get away from me
You: YOUR A RAPIST/PEDOPHILE/RACIST/PSYCHO
You: I KNOW YOU ARE
You: DON'T COME NERE ME
Stranger: suck
Stranger: this gay is crazy
You: MATE
You: CHJILL MATE
You: CHILL
You: I GOT BEAR MACE MATE
Stranger: get away
Stranger: go to the hell
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Stranger: hey
You: go on
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so much pressure
You: dude
You: i don't need to hear about your anal fantasys
You: alriht?
You: keep that shit to yoruself
Stranger: oh my
You: D:<
You: god
You: your as shy as a virgins dick you know that?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: are you a dude or a chick
You: I was born both
Stranger: yeah yeah, drop that bit
Stranger: which is it
You: both
Stranger: well you should pick one
Stranger: cause i dont have patience for that "joke"
You: nether
You: i have plenty of patience
You: it's a virtue
You: you know
You: things like freedom
You: are also virtues
Stranger: yes yes
Stranger: well whats your name then
You: My name is You
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You: WAFFLE BURGERZ
Stranger: yummmmm
You: YOU LIKE WAFFLE BURGER?
Stranger: no idea what that is
You: ITS A BURGER
You: BUT INSTEAD OF THOSE BUNS
You: A WAFFLE
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Stranger: hi
You: wtf are you talking about?
You: O.o
Stranger: u gay
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You: fucking lemons
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: fucking you
Stranger: i loved
You: fuck yeah you did
Stranger: ahh
You: everyone lo0ves fucking me
You: even you
Stranger: haha
Stranger: very god
You: i know im god
You: get called that alot
You: NOW I SHALL SMITE YOU
You: *SMITES GHEY STRANGER*
Stranger: one minute
Stranger: plis
You: god cant hang around
You: i have alot of smiting to do
Stranger: are you from?
You: heaven?
You: yes
You: you sir are not getting in
You: ive banned you
You: with my almighty hammer of smite
You: have fun in hell wankface
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: cam sex?
You: hey
You: yes pls
Stranger: male or female?
You: female
Stranger: write your msn adress
You: ok
Stranger: come on
You: lt_darkroy@hotmail.it
Stranger: im from greece
Stranger: i added u

You: OH BABY PUT IT IN!
Stranger: you are right!
Stranger: i will need to put it in
You:
You: HIT IT
You: HIT IT
You: HIT IT
Stranger: allmost
You: DEEEEEEPER
Stranger: yessss, my charger is in!
You: DAYUUUUUUM
Stranger: it is getting so hot now
You: OH BOY!
Stranger: oh yeah!
Stranger: you like it?
You: IT'S IN THE OTHER HOLE
You: AND IT STILL FEELS
You: FUCKING
You: AMAZING
Stranger: lol
Stranger: does it fit in both holes?
You: JUST ABOUT BABY
You: KEEP HITTING IT
Stranger: lol
You: KEEP WORKIN' IT REAL GOOD
You: REAL FUCKIN GOOD
Stranger: how old are you?
You: i am 163 years old
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You: ...
Stranger: Ever seen Donnie Darko?
You: . .. . . . ... .. . . .. .. ...
You: . . ... ..
Stranger: I don't speak morse code/braillie.
You: because your not smart like me.
You: obviously.
Stranger: While you're up there on your high throne
Stranger: Does your shit stink?
You: i am on a high throne
You: because i'm so much better than most stupid ass people.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: i'm 14
Stranger: You're no better than anyone.
You: I'm far greater than most.
Stranger: There is nothing but humans invading the planet.
Stranger: You are fucking part of the fucking plauge.
You: Humans are stupid.
Stranger: You are no better than a curse, a jinx, a code blue.
You: Don't compare me to them.
Stranger: What are you?
Stranger: She-Hulk?
You: I'm
You: Human
You: unfortunantly.
Stranger: Then fuck you.
Stranger: You're just as dirty as all of us.
You: you don't know what it's like. So you just go on and on.
Stranger: Oh I don't?
You: You don't know what it's like to be at the top without a rival.
Stranger: Oh fuck you.
Stranger: You have rivals.
Stranger: You are not the king of anything.
You: To excel at everything I do while feeling the pain and misery from others defeat.
Stranger: The only thing you're king of, is the virginity of your asshole.
Stranger: And that goes away, once you think you're better than the law.
You: The law is stupid/broken/etc.
You: None of it makes sense
Stranger: You don't say?
You: It's all based on stupid ideas.
Stranger: And you really think you're gonna be one to change it?
Stranger: With you high and mighty reigns?
You: I don't plan to.
Stranger: Then what good are you being '
Stranger: 'better'
You: No, I gave up on that long ago.
Stranger: Than all of us.
Stranger: Long ago?
Stranger: FUck you.
Stranger: You're 14.
Stranger: You don't even know what the fuck long is.
Stranger: You're 4 inch pecker is not long.
Stranger: Though it may seem to you, it's not.
You: When I was 6 both my parents had their heads decapitated and the person was put into a mental institution.
You: Don't tell me about the law.
You: It's flawed.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: I'll believe a story like that on the net, once monkeys fucking fly out my ass.
You: What seperates me from others is my ability to see outside of things and from several perspectives.
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: You think that's a gift?
You: if you think everyone is capable of that then you are wrong.
You: You are in a sheltered delusion.
Stranger: I don't care, I still won't believe a story like that til I hear a fucking news report/link.
Stranger: If you can do that, I'll give you credit.
You: I really don't care about my parents death anymore.
Stranger: Otherwise I'll tell you my grandfather raped me while saying the Hail Mary infront of his Preist.
Stranger: Seeing my point yet?
You: I've already told you.
You: Regardless
You: if you understood it or not.
You: Everything you say is meaningless for that same reason.
Stranger: And like I'm supposed to take everything you say, without the grain of salt?
You: I am not the average person.
You: the Average person hates you and wants to hurt you by any means neccessairy.
Stranger: And where are you going with that?
You: because they are dull and dimwitted; their brains are not wired correctly so they do not function properly.
You: They are like cancer.
Stranger: But you believe you are a cyberkentic organism or something?
You: I believe my ideals are the proper ideals.
Stranger: Nothing wrong with that.
Stranger: Just know that your shit stinks just as worse as all of ours chump.
You: Because you believe in different ideas of what constitutes things like success and grandness.
You: I don't believe these things are merely ideas.
Stranger: I never said that.
Stranger: Now you're just shoving words in my mouth.
You: What other possible things could you have meant?
Stranger: What in the fuck do you THINK I meant in the first fucking place, pal?
You: You think humans are born equal?
Stranger: Yeah. You have a soul. You're covered in blood. And you get your ass smacked.
You: thats a load of horseshit.
Stranger: Then you're fucking a lot dumber than you think you are kid.
You: People are not equals
Stranger: For the love of whatever the fuck you think you are praying to right now.
You: you are born with what you can do.
Stranger: Just hope you pull you're fucking ass out of your head soon.
Stranger: Otherwise here's what's instore for oyu
Stranger: A bright future of self-destructive-ness.
Stranger: Nothing but Alcohol and Drugs.
You: Drugs are for the dependant.
Stranger: You will be one.
You: I will not.
Stranger: You're high and mighty attitude will not last past your 16th birthday.
You: Because I was born with a stronger mind than most.
Stranger: Did you grow up in a new age hippy home?
You: I spent most of my life moving from foster home to foster home.
You: I don't really have anyone I identify with as family.
Stranger: Then all you've got is a giant fucking chip on your shoulder
Stranger: And you can't deal with it, pussy.
You: Since when do people need others?
Stranger: You think you can get threw this life all on your own?
You: Relying on others for anything is a weakness within itself.
Stranger: You really think that?
You: I've faired quite well so far.