Mario Kart MB - Girl Mafia [Town Wins]

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Girl Mafia [Town Wins]
02/25/09 at 22:11:10

Player List
1. Honko - Killed N4 - Virgin
2. Extol - Lynched D7 - Hooker
3. IsThatAGoodThing
4. In Hiding
5. Syzygy - Killed N4 - Cunt
6. Darius
7. SuperYoshi1 - Lynched D5 - Captivator
8. Sportsguy001 - Lynched D2 - Needledick
9. ☆»Sword«☆
10. %hat - Killed N1 - Cunt
11. dragondragon
12. nstinson - Lynched D6 - Alpha Male
13. Fababu - Lynched D4 - Cunt
14. Flo1 - Lynched D1 - Single Female Lawyer
15. Kmacc
16. karterfreak
17. Detective Spril - Lynched D3 - Dominatrix
18. Padzup - Killed N2 - Clingy Whipped Boy
19. Howes - Killed N5 - Needledick
20. Jabes - Killed N3 - Needledick
21. Brutus - Modkilled D3 - Needledick
22. Ivootjes - killed N5 - Transvestite
23. Etch - Killed N1 - Needledick
24. sully
25. AlexPenev - Killed N6 - Watcher
26. MVT - Killed N3 - Cockbite
27. Kevin Booth - Killed N6 - Needledick
28. oneshotbillyII

Roles
There are 28 players in this game: 21 Town (12 with special abilities), and 7 Mafia (4 with special abilities). These are the specifics of all the roles in the game. You will get a PM from me saying one of these things. The roles were assigned to players completely randomly by drawing out of a hat Cool

Town

9xNeedledick - You are a Needledick! Nothing too special about you.

2xVirgin - You are a Virgin, one of the Town Vigilantes! Each night with you vote with your buddy [insert name here] to kill someone who isn't a virgin. However, you are not good enough for the mafia, so if the mafia shoots you, your shot will be overridden.

1xStalker - You are the Stalker, the Town Watcher! Each night you choose one person to watch/stalk, and you will know who visited that person that night.

1xKidnapper - You are the Kidnapper, the Town Jailer! Each time there is a no-lynch, you may choose one person to kidnap. The kidnapped will be immune to night actions and will not be able to perform night actions.

1xMoralist - You the Moralist, the Paranoid Gun Owner! Anyone who visits you within the night will be shot by you.

1xSkirt Lifter - You are the Skirt Lifter, the Town Cop! Each night you choose someone to skirt lift/investigate. You will know if they are aligned with the town or mafia.

1xWomanizer - You are the Womanizer, the Town Drunk! Each night you choose someone to roleblock. They will not be able to perform night actions.

1xClingy Whipped Boy - You are the Clingy Whipped Boy, the Town Bodyguard! Each night you choose someone to save, and you also send me heads or tails. If you choose someone that will die, I will flip a coin. If it lands on what you chose, you will kill the attacker. If it lands on the other side, you will die in place of the victim.

2xAlpha Male - You are an Alpha Male, a Town Bulletproof! You can survive one extra night shooting, so it will take 2 shots to bring you down. You can still be lynched, however.

1xCockbite - You are the Cockbite, the Town Lightkeeper! If you are lynched, the next day, people will have to pm me their vote. No-one will know who voted who, and once a majority has been reached, someone will die. Otherwise just a needledick.

1xTransvestite - You are the Transvestite, the Town Miller! You appear as an Average Guy to yourself and as mafia to cops.

Mafia

3xCunt - You are a Cunt, out to get those guys for being so horny, with your mafia buddies [Insert names here]

1xHooker - You are the Hooker, the Mafia Roleblocker! You are out to get those guys for being so horny, with your mafia buddies [Insert names here]. Each night you may choose one player to roleblock, who will be incapable of performing night actions.

1xCaptivator - You are the Captivator, the Mafia Silencer! You are out to get those guys for being so horny, with your mafia buddies [Insert names here]. Each night you may choose one person. They will not be allowed to speak the next day. Their doing so will result in a 'modkill'

1xDominatrix - You are the Dominatrix, the Mafia Framer! You are out to get those guys for being so horny, with your mafia buddies [Insert names here]. Each night you may choose one person to become your slave, and they will appear as mafia to the cops.

1xSingle Female Lawyer - You are the Single Female Lawyer, the Mafia Lawyer! You are out to get those guys for being so horny, with your mafia buddies [Insert names here]. Each night you may choose one member of the mafia. For that night, the mafia will appear innocent to cops.

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« Last Edit: 03/16/09 at 17:28:40 by AlexPenev »

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Kmacc wrote on 02/25/09 at 22:32:26:

As much as I want to vote spazzup(padzup), I can't because according to pulsar, he's a needledick. Undecided

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Re: Girl Mafia
Reply #1 - 02/25/09 at 22:23:57

Rules
-Days will last 72 hours, or until a majority of votes are on 1 person. If no majority is reached before the deadline, then the person with the most votes will by lynched. If there is a tie, the one that was most recently ahead will be lynched.
-Nights will last 24 hours, or until I have recieved all night action PMs. If you do not send your action before the deadline, then you won't perform any action for that day. If you don't want to do an action that night, please send me a PM saying that so I know we can move on to the next day.
-No talking at Night (except for Mafia).
-No communication about this game outside of this topic, except between Mafia members. If you have anything to say about the game, say it in here. Mafia can of course talk with other Mafia anytime and any way they want. Also, in this game, the Virgins may interact with each other.
-No talking once you are dead. I'll allow 1 post saying something like "good game" or "good luck" or "argh" or whatever, but don't post anything that could help anyone figure something out.
-No editing posts. If you want to add 1 sentence to a post you just made, that's OK, but never remove content from your posts, and never change posts that are more than a few minutes old.
-No deleting posts. Same idea as above. Basically, all players need to have equal access to all the information in this topic. If you take something out, that unbalances the game. If something needs to be modded, I will ask a mod to do it.
-If you aren't in the game, please don't post. No matter how obvious it is to you who the mafia is, let the players figure it out themselves.
-Don't post any kind of picture of your role PM as proof of who you are. You have to convince people with your words, not with your PrtScn button (or your photoshopping skills).
-If you break these rules, you may be modkilled by me. A modkill counts as that day's lynch.

Story
NOTE: Goose has graciously agreed to do the lynch stories, so each time there's a lynch, Goose will post, I gave him everyone's roles. After that, if someone could lock the topic for night, that would be great. If it's not possible, please restrain yourselves from posting.

It was a great day. Friday. The board decided to hold a party in an unknown location, namely some kind of epic bar. It was simply great, because everyone was getting drunk all over the place. No-one knew what they were doing, and they were having the time of their lives. However, late at night, a scream came from the toilets. The gang rushed there to see what had happened. They found Lenny on the floor, clutching his crotch. He spoke:

..I was.. raped by a gang of girls...please.. kill them for me...

In Hiding said "Wait a minute, I thought only guys were capable of rape. Doesn't that mean that YOU'RE a girl?"

Lenny said "You wanna check..?" with his last words and he lay limp on the floor.

A quick feel by Pobre was enough to tell them that he actually was a guy.

Lenny has been killed. He was the unlockable random character, the guy with crazy hair that made him look like a girl.

"I KNEW IT!!!!" exclaimed dragondragon.

Everyone wanted to know who the killer was, so they checked all the escape routes of the club to see if someone had gone. Everything turned out to be tightly locked from the outside. How convenient. The conclusion was drawn that among the men, there were some girls hiding that had to be killed. I mean seriously, these were girls that could KILL through rape!

In Hiding: "I'm telling you girls can't rape, technically..."

I'm gonna send out all the role PMs now, feel free to post for the time being

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« Last Edit: 02/26/09 at 01:48:22 by khfreakau »

MKDS #26

Myth C overall nonPRB
Titan C overall PRB
Kmacc wrote on 02/25/09 at 22:32:26:

As much as I want to vote spazzup(padzup), I can't because according to pulsar, he's a needledick. Undecided

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Etch sage Offline 3.0+1.0=CUTE 6964 time runner-up	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #2 - 02/25/09 at 22:26:02 Honko hasn't been posting here yet, pretty suspicious.
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Extol Elite Offline Lets play some baseball! fell 6063 times for marty Maryland, USA Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #3 - 02/25/09 at 22:28:51 honko might be bowser ...o wait, wrong game....
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Adam L Ex Member	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #4 - 02/25/09 at 22:29:23 Honko, why aren't you defending yourself? Do you see it as a lost cause? vote:Honko That's one girl down.
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Honko NinjaHonk Offline Toad Runner 24: Honk Another Day 7550 toadgasms California Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #5 - 02/25/09 at 22:29:25 April is a girl. In this game, girls are bad. By some logical property, April is therefore bad. Vote: Padzup
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padz King Offline punched 5818 kiddies Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #6 - 02/25/09 at 22:29:48 who the fuck is honko
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Honko NinjaHonk Offline Toad Runner 24: Honk Another Day 7550 toadgasms California Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #7 - 02/25/09 at 22:30:31 rofl 13 posts thats gotta be a new record for suck and fail Doublevote: Padzup
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Adam L Ex Member	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #8 - 02/25/09 at 22:31:13 unvote vote: AlexPenev Current Votecount: AlexPenev - enough to kill
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padz King Offline 5818 days karting Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #9 - 02/25/09 at 22:32:17 NO IM THE REAL HONKO Vote: Honko
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Kmacc NinjaKmacc Offline aka Kmacc 6886 days karting Brooklyn, NY Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #10 - 02/25/09 at 22:32:26 As much as I want to vote spazzup(padzup), I can't because according to pulsar, he's a needledick.
Back to top	Pulsar wrote on 03/01/07 at 21:39:23: Spazzup u cunt...you were gonna hoard this strat...needledick! SMK: #159 (NTSC) MK64: #253 MKSC: #46 MKDD: #521 MKDS: #47 MKWii: #312 MK7: #451 MK8: #442 Combined: #38 (As of June 2020) Follow Me on Twitch: Twitch.tv/Keverage IP Logged

padz King Offline 5818 days karting Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #11 - 02/25/09 at 22:33:21 kmacc is dominatrix just so you all know / calling it
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padz King Offline 5818 days karting Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #12 - 02/25/09 at 22:34:39 Honko wrote on 02/25/09 at 22:30:31: rofl 13 posts thats gotta be a new record for suck and fail Doublevote: Padzup its 15 now noob I MEAN 16!!!! SUCK IT
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Honko NinjaHonk Offline Toad Runner 24: Honk Another Day 7550 toadgasms California Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #13 - 02/25/09 at 22:35:03 16, bad at math guy lets get some more pages on this bitch before everyone else shows up.
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Adam L Ex Member	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #14 - 02/25/09 at 22:35:34 Padzup edited his post, modkill.
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padz King Offline 5818 days karting Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #15 - 02/25/09 at 22:35:54 hey that's against the rules you can't call me out for editing a post when it's against the rules to edit in this thread!
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Adam L Ex Member	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #16 - 02/25/09 at 22:36:54 He admitted to it, MODKILL. Also, where the fuck is my role PM Lenny?
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Honko NinjaHonk Offline Toad Runner 24: Honk Another Day 7550 toadgasms California Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #17 - 02/25/09 at 22:36:55 you're not making any sense cuntzup speak english
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padz King Offline ate 5818 donuts Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #18 - 02/25/09 at 22:37:39 nstinson wrote on 02/25/09 at 22:23:15: vote honko edited to bold stinson did it first and only one modkill a day sooooooooo
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Honko NinjaHonk Offline Toad Runner 24: Honk Another Day 7550 toadgasms California Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #19 - 02/25/09 at 22:38:53 making up fake quotes? doublemodkill imho
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Adam L Ex Member	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #20 - 02/25/09 at 22:41:20 Lenny is hesitant to do it because Stinson and Padzup have power roles, and considering their posts in the thread so far, they're mafia. Kill 'em both.
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padz King Offline 5818 days karting Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #21 - 02/25/09 at 22:42:46 yea well HONKO HAS COOTIES
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Extol Elite Offline Lets play some baseball! missed 6063 mts Maryland, USA Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #22 - 02/25/09 at 22:43:59 honko and padzup are both posting too much, they must be town cause theyre trying to figure out whos mafia
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Honko NinjaHonk Offline Toad Runner 24: Honk Another Day 7550 toadgasms California Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #23 - 02/25/09 at 22:44:58 Hey guys I have an excellent idea. Even though Extol has not displayed any scummy behavior, let's lynch him as quickly as possible! Unvote Vote: Extol
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Extol Elite Offline Lets play some baseball! missed 6063 mts Maryland, USA Gender:	Re: Girl Mafia Reply #24 - 02/25/09 at 22:48:30 CUNT!
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