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mattniss King Offline A man among men missed 6815 mts NY f'in C, NY Gender:	Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topic! 06/27/08 at 05:08:48 Short, simple, to the point - more pictures of my girlfriend (at least two!) if I make it through! Good luck to everyone in Group B - may the favorite karters win!
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Darius Legend Offline helped 6941 people North Wales Gender:	Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topi Reply #1 - 06/27/08 at 05:11:08 You got my vote, Matt. I was already going to vote for you before there were pictures of your girlfriend at stake.
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mattniss King Offline A man among men 6815 days karting NY f'in C, NY Gender:	Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topi Reply #2 - 06/27/08 at 05:14:23 Thanks, Darius! Of course, the same goes for you - although you know you'll have my support the whole way through except when it comes to double top secret AAA board meetings.
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TJazZ Ninja Offline Don't hassle The Hoff worth about 6982 men Moncton, NB, Canada Gender:	Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers Reply #3 - 06/27/08 at 05:23:55 Posting pictures of your girlfriend is fine and all... but it's a one-time lifeline dude. Unless... You know what you should do? Promise to keep posting pictures of your girlfriend after each round you win BUT... she looses a couple of pieces of clothing each time you go through. Now THAT'S a winning strategy!
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Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers
Reply #4 - 06/27/08 at 05:26:49

TJazZ wrote on 06/27/08 at 05:23:55:

Posting pictures of your girlfriend is fine and all... but it's a one-time lifeline dude. Unless... You know what you should do? Promise to keep posting pictures of your girlfriend after each round you win BUT... she looses a couple of pieces of clothing each time you go through. Now THAT'S a winning strategy!

Benoit, too bad I wouldn't expect to make it far enough in the contest for her to take off more clothes than a pair of socks. But in all honesty, I'd rather lose the contest by not posting scantily clad photos of her and keep her! However, I'm sure there's some quality compromise in all this... I guess we'll see if I make it through!

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Reply #5 - 06/27/08 at 05:27:50

TJazZ wrote on 06/27/08 at 05:23:55:

Posting pictures of your girlfriend is fine and all... but it's a one-time lifeline dude. Unless... You know what you should do? Promise to keep posting pictures of your girlfriend after each round you win BUT... she looses a couple of pieces of clothing each time you go through. Now THAT'S a winning strategy!

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I already suggested that two years ago.

Jees.. seems like posting pics of girlfriends is popular.. I wonder who came up with that idea.. Cool

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mattniss King Offline A man among men seen 6815 mj vids NY f'in C, NY Gender:	Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topi Reply #6 - 06/27/08 at 05:34:03 I'll always give credit where it's due - the original girlfriend poster is The Gaff! But there's always room for more girlfriend photos!
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Reply #7 - 06/27/08 at 05:49:09

I was just kidding around man. Cheesy

I'm not sure how much bigger campaigns can get anymore honestly. It seems like the ultimate stunt has already been pulled by The Gaff in 2006... but I'm sure some creative minds around here will come up with something good. Then again, "I GOT TITTIES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE 'EM" seems to be a fail-safe strategy on the internet.
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TvL wrote on 11/04/07 at 10:20:51:

Who's the man? I'll tell you who: Benoit is the man!

TheOneAndOnlyStevie wrote on 12/18/07 at 07:37:10:

Now i understand why Benoit is the man Cool

Nicola wrote on 08/13/08 at 03:32:35:

Benoit Boudreau is definitely t3h man

Clark wrote on 09/28/08 at 09:05:23:

Benoit is, evidently and quite obviously, the man. Cool

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Reply #8 - 06/27/08 at 05:59:59

TJazZ wrote on 06/27/08 at 05:49:09:

I was just kidding around man. Cheesy

I'm not sure how much bigger campaigns can get anymore honestly. It seems like the ultimate stunt has already been pulled by The Gaff in 2006... but I'm sure some creative minds around here will come up with something good. Then again, "I GOT TITTIES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE 'EM" seems to be a fail-safe strategy on the internet.
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You have seen nothing yet! Grin

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Reply #9 - 06/27/08 at 06:13:52

Tom's probably infiltrated the FHM offices, recruited a group of the hottest women on the premises at the time and arranged for a series of pictures to be taken in which the ladies become increasingly scantily-clad, culminating in a massive water fight to take place on the day after the final - providing Tom wins, of course. That's my guess, anyway.

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Reply #10 - 06/27/08 at 06:23:11

Darius wrote on 06/27/08 at 06:13:52:

Tom's probably infiltrated the FHM offices, recruited a group of the hottest women on the premises at the time and arranged for a series of pictures to be taken in which the ladies become increasingly scantily-clad, culminating in a massive water fight to take place on the day after the final - providing Tom wins, of course. That's my guess, anyway.

Using naked women to win is so 2006... its about being original this year

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*not to say that I wont at some point do something similar, but obviously would have to be bigger and better!

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Nicola Titan Offline MKDS will never die! 6910 days karting Italy Gender:	Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topi Reply #11 - 06/27/08 at 06:24:21 What about using naked Pobres?
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mattniss King Offline A man among men missed 6815 mts NY f'in C, NY Gender:	Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topi Reply #12 - 06/27/08 at 06:35:07 That will just provide giggles all around and some possible nausea.
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ALAKTORN Myth Offline Resident weeaboo 6519 days karting Italy - Viserba Gender:	Re: Official "MattNiss is for Group B Lovers" Topi Reply #13 - 06/27/08 at 07:24:18 if you'd had began the campaign sooner, i would've vote for you
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