Mario Kart MB - Bread VS Marty

Sword Legend Offline punched 6854 kiddies Gender:	Bread VS Marty 06/24/08 at 12:08:56 Who is the ultimate champion?
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Timothy Titan Offline 6387 days karting Cambridge, England Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #1 - 06/24/08 at 12:29:32 The Bread, quite obviously.
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RustyOldBreadIsNutruitous Karter Offline 6078 days karting	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #2 - 06/24/08 at 12:33:40 BREAD BREAD BREAD BREAD!!!!!!
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Honko NinjaHonk Offline Toad Runner 24: Honk Another Day 7550 toadgasms California Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #3 - 06/24/08 at 12:34:01 marty imho
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Zarkov nice wr Offline The Dominik Diamond of SMK 7475L of clarkjuice Stevenage, UK	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #4 - 06/24/08 at 12:37:16 Bread as in normal bread? Like you use to make a sandwich? Thats kickass Dunno who Marty is either tbh.
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Jonesy Offline 7999 ninjas slain California Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #5 - 06/24/08 at 12:39:48 The references go back to a time in IRC when Alex claimed that "Marty McFly from Back to the Future was the best thing since sliced bread." Lacey took umbrage to the statement and declared war on Marty on behalf of all of those who firmly uphold the reign of sliced bread as the most important invention in the history of mankind.
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Zarkov nice wr Offline The Dominik Diamond of SMK 7475L of clarkjuice Stevenage, UK	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #6 - 06/24/08 at 12:49:22 Ahhhhhhh I see, well if your talking the best inventions ever its gotta be porn. Keeps the male masses sedate to a degree religion can only dream of.
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dragondragon King Offline fell 6899 times for marty Earth Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #7 - 06/24/08 at 13:08:18 Definitely Marty, even though I still can't unlock him.
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AlexPenev Master Ninja Offline I play in 70Hz punched 7997 kiddies	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #8 - 06/24/08 at 15:08:14 If there are any cooking sculptors in the audience, could you bake a thwomp-shaped piece of bread and slice it? Pics required.
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Jonesy Offline 7999 ninjas slain California Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #9 - 06/24/08 at 15:10:11 Cooking sculptors?
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Brutus Legend Offline Forum Nigger 6940 days karting New Hampshire Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #10 - 06/24/08 at 15:20:27 I think you meant Sculpting Bakers
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Karina Villa King Offline * BANNED * worships 6375 kartgods El Salvador Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #11 - 06/24/08 at 16:04:52 dragondragon wrote on 06/24/08 at 13:08:18: Definitely Marty, even though I still can't unlock him. Ya what Eric said. II think swords of Seals was referring to the bread on moo moo meadows and Marty the secret unlockable character from Mk64
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Orange Kuice Karter Offline ^Spril made me do it :( 6057 days karting Canada Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #12 - 06/24/08 at 17:30:45 bread. That sub I had today was just to good
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Honko NinjaHonk Offline Toad Runner 24: Honk Another Day 7550 toadgasms California Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #13 - 06/24/08 at 17:39:55 Marty is catching up! Go Marty, break out of that cage and squadoosh all the breadlovers!
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Firewaster Legend Offline Brazilian POWER 6863 days karting Goiânia - Brasil Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #14 - 06/24/08 at 17:44:19 Marty.
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RustyOldBreadIsNutruitous Karter Offline 6078 days karting	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #15 - 06/24/08 at 17:53:42 u guys shouldnt disrespect the power of the bread, those moving hidden toaster will pop up and u wont know wut hit ya
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Karina Villa King Offline * BANNED * 6375 days karting El Salvador Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #16 - 06/24/08 at 18:13:12 Your vote was on: Today at 4:05pm Your vote choice was: Marty Go marty, you can do it
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TellTale Ex Member	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #17 - 06/24/08 at 18:31:29 Marty for the hours I spent trying to unlock you!
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Thino Elite Offline fell 6731 times for marty Casablanca,Morocco Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #18 - 06/24/08 at 18:55:20 everyone hail bread
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karterfreak Legend Offline drank 6962 beers Canada Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #19 - 06/24/08 at 19:59:39 Just tied it back up... I mean... bread is cool and all, but how could it lose to a green thwomp? Besides, he's hard as fuck to unlock in TT's and just a kickass character
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #20 - 06/24/08 at 22:11:14

Everyone has seen Marty. Marty is locked up in a cage. Not going anywhere. Sure, most people don't know how to unlock him, but they've seen him.

But Bread... come on. He's elusive and mysterious. Hardly anyone has ever laid eyes on him. Even Susan hasn't seen him and had to draw a fake picture for the news update.
The first problem is that to see Bread you need to play time trial on Moo Moo. That already rules out 99% of the MKW players; 50% don't tt and 98% of those that do don't play MMM because it reminds them of MMF (the horror!).
While Bread pops up on every lap, he only does so only for 10 seconds at a time and always on the opposite side of the course from where you are. So you need to race so bloody fast to cover half the level in 10 seconds just to get a glimpse of him on the horizon before he disappears. Few mortals are worthy of even seeing Bread, let alone unlocking him.

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Michael F Titan Offline wrvids.com 7879 movie reviews	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #21 - 06/24/08 at 22:15:58 If Marty and Bread ever met each other, Marty would eat the Bread. The Bread, however, cannot eat Marty, and is therefore inferior. In fact the Bread only exists for the sole purpose of satisfying Marty's hunger.
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karterfreak Legend Offline ate 6962 donuts Canada Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #22 - 06/24/08 at 22:28:32 Michael F wrote on 06/24/08 at 22:15:58: If Marty and Bread ever met each other, Marty would eat the Bread. The Bread, however, cannot eat Marty, and is therefore inferior. In fact the Bread only exists for the sole purpose of satisfying Marty's hunger. QFT
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NikeXTC - Nai1105 Elite Offline Mario Kart will never die 7725 days karting Rome, Italy Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #23 - 06/25/08 at 00:35:32 With my vote, Marty tied bread. All hail me.
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Rein_666 King Offline 666 posts 6077 holabolas Netherlands Gender:	Re: Bread VS Marty Reply #24 - 06/25/08 at 01:17:56 NikeXTC - Nai1105 wrote on 06/25/08 at 00:35:32: With my vote, Marty tied bread. All hail me. with my vote, bread tied marty
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Poll
Question: Who is the Ultimate Champion?
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Bread 31 (50%) Marty 31 (50%) Total votes: 62 « Last Modified by: Sword on: 06/24/08 at 12:09:51 »