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Question:
Who is the Ultimate Champion?
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Bread
31 (50%)
Marty
31 (50%)
Total votes: 62
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Bread VS Marty (Read 824 times)
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #25 -
06/25/08 at 01:32:41
I voted Marty.
There is no video proof of the bread to date.
Anyone can fake a picture.
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #26 -
06/25/08 at 01:54:58
Bread, if its from greggs. Thats some nice bread.
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #27 -
06/25/08 at 02:58:01
Still 50%
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #28 -
06/25/08 at 06:12:43
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If Marty and Bread ever met each other, Marty would eat the Bread. The Bread, however, cannot eat Marty, and is therefore inferior. In fact the Bread only exists for the sole purpose of satisfying Marty's hunger.
Well said, and Marty is winning!
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #29 -
06/25/08 at 07:56:14
Michael F wrote
on 06/24/08 at 22:15:58:
If Marty and Bread ever met each other, Marty would eat the Bread. The Bread, however, cannot eat Marty, and is therefore inferior. In fact the Bread only exists for the sole purpose of satisfying Marty's hunger.
Now, this fact may be true, but take into account Marty's hunger. What if bread did not exist? Marty would die from hunger. Bread is all powerful to Marty, because he does not have to get Marty to eat him. It is bread's own choice if he wants to feed Marty or not. Bread could even make Marty his slave, just so that Marty will be allowed to eat him, therefore Bread is all powerful over Marty.
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OJ, drink it every day!
Guava is a close 2nd I guess....
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #30 -
06/25/08 at 08:04:34
Orange Kuice wrote
on 06/25/08 at 07:56:14:
Michael F wrote
on 06/24/08 at 22:15:58:
If Marty and Bread ever met each other, Marty would eat the Bread. The Bread, however, cannot eat Marty, and is therefore inferior. In fact the Bread only exists for the sole purpose of satisfying Marty's hunger.
Now, this fact may be true, but take into account Marty's hunger. What if bread did not exist? Marty would die from hunger. Bread is all powerful to Marty, because he does not have to get Marty to eat him. It is bread's own choice if he wants to feed Marty or not. Bread could even make Marty his slave, just so that Marty will be allowed to eat him, therefore Bread is all powerful over Marty.
I was thinking the same thing, I shall vote for you.
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Reply #31 -
06/25/08 at 08:09:57
OJ be prepared for Michaelīs counter attack lol, he can go on forever =/
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #32 -
06/25/08 at 08:14:32
Marty doesn't have to eat bread. He could eat rice.
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Reply #33 -
06/25/08 at 08:17:14
Marty is a carnivore, not a vegetarian
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #34 -
06/25/08 at 08:18:59
Karina Villa wrote
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OJ be prepared for Michaelīs counter attack lol, he can go on forever =/
You don't know me very well yet, do you?
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OJ, drink it every day!
Guava is a close 2nd I guess....
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #35 -
06/25/08 at 08:27:24
Orange Kuice wrote
on 06/25/08 at 08:18:59:
You don't know me very well yet, do you?
No, you just joined the forum, all I know is you got an opportunity to beat pobreīs title as youngest MK64 GOD in Non SC. Time is ticking, better hurry.
As for Michael, I wouldnīt bother, he likes to debate and prove people wrong or right and wins most of the battles.
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #36 -
06/25/08 at 09:01:07
Karina Villa wrote
on 06/25/08 at 08:27:24:
Orange Kuice wrote
on 06/25/08 at 08:18:59:
You don't know me very well yet, do you?
No, you just joined the forum, all I know is you got an opportunity to beat pobreīs title as youngest MK64 GOD in Non SC. Time is ticking, better hurry.
As for Michael, I wouldnīt bother, he likes to debate and prove people wrong or right and wins most of the battles.
Well, someone has to show Michael sooner or later bread is all powerful. I want to be that person
as for God, I'm working!
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OJ, drink it every day!
Guava is a close 2nd I guess....
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #37 -
06/25/08 at 10:27:29
Since when does Marty eat at all?
This is just a matter of rock, paper, scissors. Marty is like the rock and can squish the Bread. Rock always wins.
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Karters cannot create anything out of nothingness. Karters cannot accomplish anything without holding onto something. After all, karters pretend to be gods.
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #38 -
06/25/08 at 10:45:13
Bread is the most paper-like superhero out there. Paper beats Rock.
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #39 -
06/25/08 at 11:02:53
AlexPenev wrote
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Bread is the most paper-like superhero out there. Paper beats Rock.
If I saw Paper fighting Rock out in the wild, Rock would win 99 times out of 100.
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #40 -
06/25/08 at 11:36:42
Bread is closely related to scissors, it gets sliced, cut, etc.
Plus Bread sucks anyway.
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Karters cannot create anything out of nothingness. Karters cannot accomplish anything without holding onto something. After all, karters pretend to be gods.
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #41 -
06/25/08 at 11:51:41
Orange Kuice wrote
on 06/25/08 at 07:56:14:
Michael F wrote
on 06/24/08 at 22:15:58:
If Marty and Bread ever met each other, Marty would eat the Bread. The Bread, however, cannot eat Marty, and is therefore inferior. In fact the Bread only exists for the sole purpose of satisfying Marty's hunger.
Now, this fact may be true, but take into account Marty's hunger. What if bread did not exist? Marty would die from hunger. Bread is all powerful to Marty, because he does not have to get Marty to eat him. It is bread's own choice if he wants to feed Marty or not. Bread could even make Marty his slave, just so that Marty will be allowed to eat him, therefore Bread is all powerful over Marty.
Actually Marty is immortal. You never see him eating bread in MK64, even if you watch him in his cage all week, yet he never dies.
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Reply #42 -
06/25/08 at 12:29:46
I don't like Marty, he's always angry at me
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Re: Bread VS Marty
Reply #43 -
06/25/08 at 12:50:27
What if Marty is bored? Wouldn't you get bored sitting in a cage for all eternity? That is where bread comes in to play my friend. He keeps Marty from getting angry by telling him terrible jokes.
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OJ, drink it every day!
Guava is a close 2nd I guess....
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Reply #44 -
06/25/08 at 15:20:57
It can't be that boring. He gets to watch us mess up our time trial runs over and over. Sounds like a blast!
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Reply #45 -
06/25/08 at 15:46:35
Honko wrote
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It can't be that boring. He gets to watch us mess up our time trial runs over and over. Sounds like a blast!
Bread gets to watch all our time trial mess ups from any game. He has a network system set up, hacked into all our snes's, n64's, gc's, gba's, ds's, and wii's. The bread knows all.
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OJ, drink it every day!
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Reply #46 -
06/25/08 at 17:59:31
you can eat bread. you cant eat marty without breaking your teeth, and my teeth are quite valuable to me. end of discussion.
and besides, i did unlock marty, and it took all the fun out of the game. being able to get -.01 on any given race i wanted..... no challenge whatsoever. bread pwns.
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Reply #47 -
06/25/08 at 21:47:48
Cooper, you can't eat the bread, the bread eats your insides. And the fact you need to cross half of moo moo breadows in about 10 seconds to even catch a glimpse of the bread.
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OJ, drink it every day!
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Reply #48 -
06/25/08 at 21:52:28
OJ, the 10 seconds it takes to get a glimpse of the sacred bread is way faster then the hrs u need to try to unlock the prisoner marty
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Reply #49 -
06/26/08 at 15:43:48
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Bread is closely related to scissors, it gets sliced, cut, etc.
So does paper >_>
I vote marty though a while ago though. Can't believe bread is actually winning =|
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