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08/05/06 at 08:18:02

I'm creating this topic for people to post their most frustrating 5-lap attempts ...
Those you crashed or messed up ...

I'll post my last 2 .

GV2: 12"06-11"74-11"75-12"57-12"50

This one I started very well , then decided that I would not crash the 5-lap , and did two awful jumpless laps .

And this one I got today

BC1: 17"44-17"13-17"18-17"40-17"40

The nerves . The damn nerves ! Made me screw a 5-lap that would be at least "50 faster then my PR :/ ...

Well , everybody has it's dissapointments . I know Joe had a strong one at BC3 .

Share your times people .

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dabean Karter Offline missed 6852 mts Sweden	Re: 5-lap professional crashers Reply #1 - 08/05/06 at 08:42:23 yeah I did 1'34"78 on MC3 with a 19"99 opener my best opener is 18"84 so that could have been 1'33"6x , My Pr is 1'34"24 :'(
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Zarkov nice wr Offline The Dominik Diamond of SMK 7475L of clarkjuice Stevenage, UK	Re: 5-lap professional crashers Reply #2 - 08/05/06 at 10:07:28 dabean wrote on 08/05/06 at 08:42:23: yeah I did 1'34"78 on MC3 with a 19"99 opener my best opener is 18"84 so that could have been 1'33"6x , My Pr is 1'34"24 :'( lol, thats harsh man, thats why i have learned never to go for good laps after a bad opener!
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dabean Karter Offline seen 6852 mj vids Sweden	Re: 5-lap professional crashers Reply #3 - 08/05/06 at 10:14:46 yeah I know but I wasn't really trying for good 5-lap but when I saw the time, I smashed my controller
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Zarkov nice wr Offline The Dominik Diamond of SMK 7475L of clarkjuice Stevenage, UK	Re: 5-lap professional crashers Reply #4 - 08/05/06 at 10:22:41 dabean wrote on 08/05/06 at 10:14:46: yeah I know but I wasn't really trying for good 5-lap but when I saw the time, I smashed my controller hahaha, good lad
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Sportsguy001 King Offline The Andy Roddick of SMK drank 7028 beers Princeton, NC Gender:	Re: 5-lap professional crashers Reply #5 - 08/05/06 at 13:32:56 Plenty of KB1's Here is one i won't forget 9:79 9:26 9:18 10:21 10:97
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Reply #6 - 08/05/06 at 17:47:18

MC4. 19.63, 19.51, 19.46 (my current flap), 19.49, 24.??

I wasn't using zig-zag boosts at the time, so I wasn't using NBT on the last corner. I was going between the pipes on the last corner and nailed one. I came to a complete stop, my ghost passed me and I kind of just tapped B to finish. I wasn't pissed, just more in shock than anything. Would easily beat my current 1.38.28, which I got about an hour later.

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Reply #7 - 08/05/06 at 18:27:32

MC1, DP1, GV1, BC1...

Basically every course I have ever played in my career on this site. If SMK were 3 laps, it would make my world much happier. At first it was always lap 5, now it's gotten to be lap 4 or so, OR when I cross the finish line after lap 4 and my dumbass decides to take a mental note of the potential 5-lap time by looking out of the corner of my eye at the chrono...

Does that happen to anyone else? For instance, when I was on my CI2 battle, I would try to make my 4 lap time close to 50"7x, and on the WR run it was something ridiculously close to 50"50, so when I crossed the finish line all I was thinking was... "alright, how am I going to fuck up this MYTH+ time?"

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KVD Titan Offline twitch.tv/smk_machin e ate 7789 donuts Netherlands Gender:	Re: 5-lap professional crashers Reply #8 - 08/06/06 at 00:47:45 Eoj wrote on 08/05/06 at 18:27:32: If SMK were 3 laps, it would make my world much happier. You should play MK64 then By the way, are you starting to feel a bit better already Joe?
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Zarkov nice wr Offline The Dominik Diamond of SMK 7475L of clarkjuice Stevenage, UK	Re: 5-lap professional crashers Reply #9 - 08/06/06 at 07:05:29 i must admit ive miscounted the laps before, was on a blinder of a MC1 run, 4 stunning laps and for some reason thought i was on my last lap and just stopped. I was filled with rage
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Reply #10 - 08/06/06 at 13:28:26

KVD wrote on 08/06/06 at 00:47:45:

Eoj wrote on 08/05/06 at 18:27:32:

If SMK were 3 laps, it would make my world much happier.

By the way, are you starting to feel a bit better already Joe? Undecided

I'm in a constant state of depression. As cliché as it may be, I'm head over feet for my girlfriend and we're currently undergoing the roughest of all rough patches. I'm in constant fear that I'm not good enough for her now...

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Firewaster Legend Offline Brazilian POWER drank 6863 beers Goiânia - Brasil Gender:	Re: 5-lap professional crashers Reply #11 - 08/06/06 at 15:23:09 Cmon , you rule Joe
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KVD Titan Offline twitch.tv/smk_machin e 7789 holabolas Netherlands Gender:	Re: 5-lap professional crashers Reply #12 - 08/07/06 at 03:21:33 Ah sorry to hear that Joe I really hope you sort everything out with your girlfriend and that your flu (ish?) thing will go away. We need you here man, we miss you in the group convos with Clark (and Steven hahaha). Anyway hope things will work out fine, we'll be there for you on MSN when you need us.
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Sami de la SMK Ninja Offline "The Last Jedi of SMK" 7992 kart recruits London, UK Gender:	Re: 5-lap professional crashers Reply #13 - 08/07/06 at 05:02:56 Yeh definitely joe, Give us an im on msn if u need to chat, wel be here. Hope u feeling a bit better aswell man. Sami
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Firewaster Legend Offline Brazilian POWER drank 6863 beers Goiânia - Brasil Gender:	Re: 5-lap professional crashers Reply #14 - 08/07/06 at 12:09:57 KB1 10"09 10"17 10"23 09"91 09"43 49"83 It's my PR , but WTF? the difference between the 3rd and 5th laps is "80 LOL This game is so unfair ... :/
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Reply #15 - 08/07/06 at 16:51:56

I had my worst possible 5-lap ever today:

RR- 2'45"68 lol...I did manage to get a good F-lap out of it though...the first lap was 18"75 but after that I kept falling off the damn track every turn lol.

Hey Joe, hope you're feeling a little better. You know I'm around MSN a lot and am definitely there if you need to talk ever

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Reply #17 - 08/07/06 at 20:25:50

Miss April wrote on 08/07/06 at 16:51:56:

I had my worst possible 5-lap ever today:

RR- 2'45"68 lol...I did manage to get a good F-lap out of it though...the first lap was 18"75 but after that I kept falling off the damn track every turn lol.

Hey Joe, hope you're feeling a little better. You know I'm around MSN a lot and am definitely there if you need to talk ever

Only you could get a flap with that crap Wink

. Just kidding April, you know i love you Kiss

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Reply #18 - 08/07/06 at 20:35:30

dragondragon wrote on 08/07/06 at 20:25:50:

Miss April wrote on 08/07/06 at 16:51:56:

I had my worst possible 5-lap ever today:

RR- 2'45"68 lol...I did manage to get a good F-lap out of it though...the first lap was 18"75 but after that I kept falling off the damn track every turn lol.

Hey Joe, hope you're feeling a little better. You know I'm around MSN a lot and am definitely there if you need to talk ever

Only you could get a flap with that crap Wink

. Just kidding April, you know i love you Kiss

.

The sad part is that's totally true...only I could get an F-lap with a time like that lol. I should have made a video of it for laughs..."April karting totally drunk...except she hasn't been drinking."

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Reply #19 - 08/07/06 at 20:43:22

Miss April wrote on 08/07/06 at 20:35:30:

dragondragon wrote on 08/07/06 at 20:25:50:

Miss April wrote on 08/07/06 at 16:51:56:

I had my worst possible 5-lap ever today:

RR- 2'45"68 lol...I did manage to get a good F-lap out of it though...the first lap was 18"75 but after that I kept falling off the damn track every turn lol.

Hey Joe, hope you're feeling a little better. You know I'm around MSN a lot and am definitely there if you need to talk ever

Only you could get a flap with that crap Wink

. Just kidding April, you know i love you Kiss

.

The sad part is that's totally true...only I could get an F-lap with a time like that lol. I should have made a video of it for laughs..."April karting totally drunk...except she hasn't been drinking."

Nah, you haven't seen me kart hehe. I've pulled off that feat many times, especially MMF for mk64 Angry

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Re: 5-lap professional crashers
Reply #20 - 08/07/06 at 20:49:00

dragondragon wrote on 08/07/06 at 20:43:22:

Miss April wrote on 08/07/06 at 20:35:30:

dragondragon wrote on 08/07/06 at 20:25:50:

Miss April wrote on 08/07/06 at 16:51:56:

I had my worst possible 5-lap ever today:

RR- 2'45"68 lol...I did manage to get a good F-lap out of it though...the first lap was 18"75 but after that I kept falling off the damn track every turn lol.

Hey Joe, hope you're feeling a little better. You know I'm around MSN a lot and am definitely there if you need to talk ever

Only you could get a flap with that crap Wink

. Just kidding April, you know i love you Kiss

.

The sad part is that's totally true...only I could get an F-lap with a time like that lol. I should have made a video of it for laughs..."April karting totally drunk...except she hasn't been drinking."

Nah, you haven't seen me kart hehe. I've pulled off that feat many times, especially MMF for mk64 Angry

.

lol...

Well, usually I'll stop and retry if I fall off the track on RR, but my first lap was one that I knew was a PR, so that's why I kept playing it...but usually if I fall off the track once, then my 5-lap time is basically screwed.

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Reply #21 - 08/07/06 at 21:00:06

Miss April wrote on 08/07/06 at 20:49:00:

dragondragon wrote on 08/07/06 at 20:43:22:

Miss April wrote on 08/07/06 at 20:35:30:

dragondragon wrote on 08/07/06 at 20:25:50:

Miss April wrote on 08/07/06 at 16:51:56:

I had my worst possible 5-lap ever today:

RR- 2'45"68 lol...I did manage to get a good F-lap out of it though...the first lap was 18"75 but after that I kept falling off the damn track every turn lol.

Hey Joe, hope you're feeling a little better. You know I'm around MSN a lot and am definitely there if you need to talk ever

Only you could get a flap with that crap Wink

. Just kidding April, you know i love you Kiss

.

The sad part is that's totally true...only I could get an F-lap with a time like that lol. I should have made a video of it for laughs..."April karting totally drunk...except she hasn't been drinking."

Nah, you haven't seen me kart hehe. I've pulled off that feat many times, especially MMF for mk64 Angry

.

lol...

Well, usually I'll stop and retry if I fall off the track on RR, but my first lap was one that I knew was a PR, so that's why I kept playing it...but usually if I fall off the track once, then my 5-lap time is basically screwed.

Precisely my point, because 3-0-0 is a legit strat for MMF 3lap

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Re: 5-lap professional crashers
Reply #23 - 08/11/06 at 04:11:36

Eoj wrote on 08/05/06 at 18:27:32:

MC1, DP1, GV1, BC1...

Basically every course I have ever played in my career on this site. If SMK were 3 laps, it would make my world much happier. At first it was always lap 5, now it's gotten to be lap 4 or so, OR when I cross the finish line after lap 4 and my dumbass decides to take a mental note of the potential 5-lap time by looking out of the corner of my eye at the chrono...

Does that happen to anyone else? For instance, when I was on my CI2 battle, I would try to make my 4 lap time close to 50"7x, and on the WR run it was something ridiculously close to 50"50, so when I crossed the finish line all I was thinking was... "alright, how am I going to fuck up this MYTH+ time?"

mksc cough cough

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