Jaws wrote on 10/16/12 at 22:47:47:
still placing your dreams in text I see.
Not sure what you mean. Are you saying I exaggerate details and live in fantasy? Does that mean you would be jealous of those details if they were true?
TellTale wrote on 10/17/12 at 05:07:55:I'd like to learn new things, like how you keep... up for "over 4 hours"?
Learning is useful! Good to know that you care about your gaming stimulation. Perhaps if you explained your current strategy, I would be able to tell you what you're doing wrong. Four hours is not terribly impressive for a single gaming session, but it's also not always desirable (doctors will tell you that 2hr is already overkill). Also, if you want to extend your gameplay in co-op mode then what you're looking for is not strategy tips. What you're looking for is either stimulants or mental tricks. That's not what we're talking about. We're talking about single player, not multiplayer. Some gamers like playing single player with extreme stimulation and speedrun the first level in 3 minutes, get exhausted and stop. Some other gamers might consider this strategy to be devoid of substantial pleasure, almost not worth the trouble of turning on the console. So if you want to be like the latter group and take your time with the game, then you only need to know a few strategy tactics. First, you can't be stroking the whole time. It's like the difference between waving a wiimote like a lunatic or giving it smart flicks that achieve the same job. If you wave it like a lunatic with lots of exertion then you're going to get your workout but you'll be tired in minutes. Second, you need constant pressure but only light pressure. Imagine you just jammed a finger in a door. What do you about it? Do you smash your finger with a hammer (hard pressure applied quickly) or do you grab it and cry (light pressure applied over time)? Yeah, think about it. Third, you want some variety. No point playing level 1-1 the whole time, or playing a game where all levels have the same environment. Anyone can speedrun 1-1 in a minute, but if you want to reach 8-4 in one sitting then you need a variety of levels with ups and downs. Should we talk about SMB2 next, or is that topic too advanced?
TellTale wrote on 10/17/12 at 14:39:48:Goose wrote on 10/17/12 at 11:32:57:WOW now it has 808 upvotes! Never thought I'd be this successful at internetting.
Goose you need to start thinking about being successful in real life instead.
Karma is the most important thing in life in some religions.
Quote:Nice try again, there's no such thing as not understanding a word on the Internet doofus. If someone is unfamiliar they simply Google the definition. My word is more appropriate and fitting for at the comic, you are a dumb faggot, you have to DIE to go to Satan. The word used is still incorrect, but keep thinking what you're thinking, it's only people like you who help me get ahead irl.
Jaws, I found many typos in your post above. I used the dictionary to find more appropriate words and have taken the liberty to correct your post as follows: "
Nice point, there's a thing to be said for calling people out and correcting their invalid assertions. If someone is wrong and corrected they should use the internet to confirm it and learn a new thing. My word was perhaps less appropriate and you are a clever toffee. You should receive commendation from Santa. Although I can now see that the original word used is correct, I prefer to keep thinking what I was already thinking because I feel so terrible for being wrong about everything that I have to desperately cling on to arguments that I've lost because I have nothing else to show for myself except my reputation, which is in now tatters thanks to Alex not banning me and letting me make a fool of myself a thousand times over."
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