you didn't watch it if you stopped there dummy  

that's nice, still didn't watch it if you were incomplete in viewing the entirety of it because your attention span is so weak

http://intelligence-test.net/part1/

See how many you can get, I got 24 in 40 minutes (don't look shit up)

Mhmm yeah, I got:

1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 23, 25, 26, 27, 30, 32

AlexS wrote on 10/15/12 at 17:01:01:

I initially missed 5, 11, 14, 17 but went back to them after seeing that you got them. Took a while to get them. I also missed 28 and 33.

AlexPenev wrote on 10/15/12 at 18:45:06:


I assumed 28 had to do with the holy bible, came up with many things but couldn't get it since i'm not religious at all I have no idea where 23 comes from

Oh yeah there are other parts but I haven't checked them out yet.

AlexS wrote on 10/15/12 at 19:03:46:
I know I've seen the test format before but I don't remember the questions.
Part 2: http://intelligence-test.net/part2/. Much harder. Missing 4, 8, 20, 24.
Part 3: http://intelligence-test.net/part3/. Getting obscure now. Scraped past with 13.

I'm out of the house right now. How about you, Jaws? Still taking your viagra pills for each of my posts that you read?

Let's count how many little baby-sized cubes of shit you can shit out in a single stinky Jaws post-of-shitness:
- I'm at work. Therefore, you are wrong. That's 1 shit. Are you counting along with me?
- "lmao you're addicted": no, you are addicted. It's 1am for you and you're online replying to me. 2 shits.
- "disconnect yourself from society": I'm sitting next to friends and coworkers working a job I'm crazy good at. You're sitting at home telling me how terrible and dumb I must be. 3 shits.
- "perhaps you have anxiety issues": no, I'm awesome. 4.
- "you have no life experience": ha. 5.
- "you're a Google scholar": okay! 6.
- "why not try and ask a girl on a date": no, my gf wouldn't like that. 7.
- "reading about shit you're too scared to try to participate in": I'm scared to participate in your shittery? Really? Btw, my first post was about sarcasm, so your tangent is wrong. 8.
- "alexandra". I'm provably male. I know it's hard for you to accept that another man turns you on, but that's not my problem. 9.
- "kill yourself so that the food that you're wasting goes toward someone that is actually worth a damn please". You first. 10 shits total. That's a lot of stink. I suggest you open your windows and air your room out.

AlexPenev wrote on 10/15/12 at 22:03:36:


you care this much ?   ill bless you with a reply back, you better be appreciative that i'm giving your lonely ass some attention  

1) If you're able to be on this site at work, you don't have a "real" job. Try getting a real job and then come back to me. You're a child working shitty occupations because you lack any credibility and experience offline.

2) It's 2:32 a.m. I'm allowed to be on the computer because I'm on leisure time, you on the other hand are apparently at work and still can't get disconnected from the site, addicted fag boy, this is your only means of socializing. Also, I bet you don't have a job and are lying.

3) You don't have any friends, nor do you have any coworkers cause your job is a fabrication.

4) You definitely have anxiety issues, to be cooped up in your mother's house for so long without wanting to go outside to breathe new air, you're a scared sissy who can't socialize. Next!

5) You have no life experience, it's obvious by your posts, you're a hermit who has been sheltered your whole life, and now that you're allowed on the computer by your mother you think you own cause you put shit in a search bar  

6) Don't be proud, everyone is a Google scholar now a days.

7) lol @ having a girlfriend at your age, more proof your self-esteem is lower than your worth in real life

8) Sarcasm is a female trait, why not go the full way and just cut off your pink dick you pasty Australian  

9) I don't remember bringing anything sexually up in the last post, just goes to show how much homosexuality is flowing through you since you just brought that gay shit up out of thin air   This #9 that you just replied with contradicts your earlier claim of having a girlfriend, just admit it, you're gay.

10) Why me first? I provide services that are hard to come by, while you're a computer addict because you're too scared to go out in the real world  

AlexPenev wrote on 10/15/12 at 21:21:52:


I did it for 30 minutes and only got 10! (accidently closed the tab when I closed another page, but I think I could've only got a couple more) Got 8 though, I thought I'd get 4 when I typed 2 mittens a pair but it was no good. Problem with these ones now is that they really could be anything, i'd rather spend my time studying for my tests instead of doing trial and error on these

Zarkov wrote on 10/15/12 at 22:36:10:


Same, I was about 15 at the time before and after Thanksgiving dinner.  Dmoney recommended some laxative to me that the Jamaicans use that's generally used as a topical cream.  I was doing peanut-sized shits like 3 times a day, so I had to quit it.